So after all that shameless groveling and butt-kissing, Romney still didn't get the VP nod

[brentspeak]

:spray:

[graywarrior]

1. And to think he could win any beauty contest.

[tekisui]

2. I can't wait to see what mittens has to say.

He will flip and start talking.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Don't worry, Mitt - Larry Craig is still available.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

4. Poor Mittwit. He, Pawlenty and all the rest just got dissed hardcore.

I'm guessing the bitterness will reduce the ranks of effective McKeating5 surrogates significantly.

[C_U_L8R]

5. Oh the tears

flowing down his ever-tan and leaving burnt sienna stains across his white magic shirt.

[Frances]

6. How hard do you think Mittens and Pawlenty will work for McCain?

If I were them, I'd not lift a finger.

[Frances]

7. How hard do you think Mittens and Pawlenty will work for McCain?

If I were them, I'd not lift a finger.

[ingac70]

8. That's OK...

Obama is gonna make Romney Secretary of Looking Good.

[sfam]

9. I'm still chuckling about this! If we could only get a photo of the look on his face when...

he found out who was selected!

[frogmarch]

10. So much for magic underwear. nt