Gov. Sarah Palin - The most qualified person to ever run for any office in the history of the world

[Mortos]

According to Right Wing Spinners:

She is qualified to be commander of the United States Military because she is CIC of the Alaska National Guard (who have been under her direct control exactly...never...in her lengthy term of 18 months). The Alaska Army National Guard has, wait for it, 1850 members and an annual budget of $20 million (about what is spent in Iraq in an hour and a half).

She has deep international diplomacy experience because her state is near Russia (Steve Doocy Fox News). Using that logic, I am a doctor because I live near a hospital.

She has more "executive" experience (due to her expansive experience as governor of Alaska (population 670,000) for 18 months and Mayor of Wasilla (population 8500) for a couple of years, than Obama and Biden...combined.

This is all the Right Wing delusionals have offered in defense of this amazingly inept woman who would be one 72 year old feeble heartbeat away from the most powerful office in the world.

Using their disjointed logic, I would like to offer the republicans some more talking points to defend Mrs. Palin:

Sarah Palin is qualified to manage the Food and Drug Administration because she makes a mean batch of Tollhouse Cookies and has administered Children's Tylenol more times than she can count.

Mrs. Palin can guide the Department of Education with her in Depth PTA experience and skill in coloring in the lines (she was head of a local PTA for several years, more years, in fact than Obama and Biden...combined).

Sarah can greatly improve the efficiency of the Environmental Protection Agency by utilizing skills acquired in "cleaning up" after 5 kids.

She killed a bear when she was only 3.

Governor Palin will be able to balance the bloated federal budget using only coupons and falling prices at local WalMarts for all federal expenditures.

The republicans are lucky to have such a well rounded candidate, Mrs. Palin could easily coach an NBA team with her experience gleaned as Wasilla High School basketball team captain. A position for which Senator Obama has never and could never even qualify.

She will be able to communicate with international leaders, friend or foe, using her BACHELORS DEGREE IN JOURNALISM from the University of Idaho, neither Obama or Biden have a journalism degree from the prestigious U of I.

She will use her knowledge of competition to negotiate complex international trade agreements utilizing wisdom gained in winning Miss Wasilla 1984 and coming in second in the Miss Alaska competition.

Governor Palin will get Bin Laden - In 2007, Palin approved a $150 cash incentive for each Alaskan wolf to be killed by hunters in helicopters. The incentive was called a "bounty" for killing wolves by Alaska Wildlife Alliance Director John Toppenberg. Some people might say: Hey! Is it fair to use aircraft and high powered rifles to shoot defenseless wolves? If she will send people in helicopters with semi-automatic weapons to kill cute furry wolves, imagine what she will do to Bin Laden.

Palin is clearly the most qualified person to ever be nominated for vice president. This bold choice shows that John McCain is not afraid to break from tradition and boldly choose an outsider free from all that disgusting political experience, education and knowledge that the Democrats insist on foisting upon us.

With the choice of Sarah Heath Palin as the republican vice presidential candidate, Americans can rest assured that the second in command will be ready, willing and able to step in and rise to the standard put forth by George W. Bush for the last 8 years.

HECKUVA JOB, JOHNNY!

[Gabi Hayes]

1. good post, but you're off by a factor of over 10 re: money spent in Iraq

[bornskeptic]

3. Actually, 20 million is less than what is spent in Iraq in 2 hours.

[Mortos]

4. Thanks I corrected it

according to a site on the money spent in Iraq it is 14 million per hour.

[Kire]

2. This made me think of another post I wrote lately, that I would like to promote..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6804764&mesg_id=6804764

[doublethink]

5. OMG you had me busting a gut by line #2 ......

She has deep international diplomacy experience because her state is near Russia (Steve Doocy Fox News). Using that logic, I am a doctor because I live near a hospital.

Now I gotta go back and read the rest of it .... thanks for the laugh .... :rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. You missed the 400 german tourist that showed up

on a ship that the Alaskan government didn't know about until
the ship landed after sailing 400 miles up their coastline.
. Somebody posted that story with links.

They could have been russians for god sake!!!!!


THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING, THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING

[Mortos]

7. I haven't read that one yet

[Mortos]

8. kick for the afternoon crowd

[Left Is Write]

9. "She killed a bear when she was only 3"

:rofl:

[Mortos]

10. Okay, so I made that one up

but the rest could and would be used by the delusional right wing talking heads with a straight face.

[Left Is Write]

11. They key word being "delusional."