McCain's speech to be about 20 minutes, not the usual 35 minutes!!

[KansasVoter]

And I guarantee he will do that creepy laugh and smile about 1000 times. And he will look like heis reading the whole time. It will be a tough 20 minutes to watch for any GOP fan. He is horrible!

And remember, it will be 4 hours past his bedtime when the speech starts!

http://www.newsweek.com/id/154917

[Mz Pip]

1. They don't want him to

nod off in the middle of his own speech. He probably even bores himself.

[sharp_stick]

2. I've got the shot glasses ready

Everybody takes a drink when the dummy says My Friends. I bet we're hammered 13 minutes into that snoozefest.

[KansasVoter]

3. LOL....I could not get drunk enough to stand watching it!

[niceypoo]

4. They have nothing to offer, and they know it

Thus they will offer as much mindless fluff as possible, which aint much

[still_one]

5. You can only say POW so many times /nt

[trueblue2007]

6. THAT CREEPY SMILE?? LOL, watch this YouTube video.

Gees he is creepy looking. I couldn't stop watching it.

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=gJHNizBm_BY

[JBoy]

7. Oy, the green screen grin.

[tridim]

8. Another big hint as to how little effort he'd put into his job as President.

[GarbagemanLB]

9. "That's not change we can believe in...heh heh heh"

[janx]

10. WHAT TIME?

I need another laugh! What time is the speech?

[williesgirl]

11. I can't believe it'll be more than 5 minutes tops! He's so lightweight.

[janx]

12. kick

[nickgutierrez]

13. "That's... not... change... you can...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Poor McSame - he's got no chance of matching Obama speech for speech. No energy, no charisma, no leadership.

[iconicgnom]

14. hehe, yah. How to keep them awake for 20 minutes, tho'???

The guy's a wind-up doll with a broken spring.