Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper.

[jazzjunkysue]

What's next? What will the next one be named?


Track = Slope?
Trig = Calc?
Willow = Birch?
Piper = Drummer?

And I really don't know what Bristol is. I haven't a clue.

If her #1 qualification is motherhood, then these are the most important questions americans need consider.

If she's got some other education or training or skill or expertise that I'm missing, please, let's hear it.

[Norrin Radd]

1. Bristol board?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_board

[Connie_Corleone]

2. Stick?

Grasshopper?
Lemon?
Marshmallow?
Hostess Cakes?

[whatchamacallit]

3. Sounds like their dumb-ass redneck dad named them

I'm gonna launch my lunch all over my elitist italian shoes...

[last_texas_dem]

4. I think "Bristol" is named for a place in Alaska

Honestly, though- other than Trig, which sounds more like a goofy nickname of a gun-happy middle-aged man- I actually kinda like some of the names the Palins gave their kids. Better a few more Willows and Pipers than Madisons and Jaydens. :scared: