I figured it out.

[texas1928]

The AIP wants to secede, but can not do it without more people in their "country."

So they get a former Beauty Queen into elected office on a city council.

She then moves up to Mayor, and then runs for LT. governor. They lost that one. But got her on a Statewide commission, for Oil. got to have a major resource. So she is pretty and that makes people like her. She gets elected governor.

She bats her eyelashes at one of McCain's advisors and he is smitten, and gets McCain to choose her as VP.


Ok, they get elected to the White House, and she then begins her devious plan. She will hide around corners and jump out and scare McCain trying to get him to have a heart attack. So she can take over the presidency. Once she has done this. She drums up falsehoods to invade Canada like Bush did for Iraq. We invade and take over Canada, and once that is done the AIP gets disgruntled Canadians to join them in seceding and there you have it. AIP is behind it all.


I know...

:tinfoilhat:

[valerief]

1. And Russia is behind the AIP. nt

[C_U_L8R]

2. Or Substitute Dominionist for Secessionist

there's a whole lot of coo-coo-for-cocoa-puff republican crazy thinking going on.

[BadgerKid]

3. If there's a third term

how about...

ANWR loses its status, somehow effectively making in Alaskan property;
Alaska secedes;
New Alaska becomes a player in the oil game;
The New Alaska oil industry sells crude to the Neocons & BigOil(TM), who sell it for that much more profit to the US or the world.

:tinfoilhat: