Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., center, greets Levi Johnston, left

[underpants]

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., center, greets Levi Johnston, left, boyfriend of Bristol Palin, second left, as vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, right, and her husband Todd, second right, looks on as McCain arrives Wednesday, Sept. 3, 2008, in Minneapolis, where he will attend the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn.
(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


Levi Johnston (R) walks with his girlfriend Bristol Palin after they arrived to attend the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis, Minnesota September 3, 2008. Bristol Palin is the daughter of U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate and Gov. of Alaska, Sarah Palin. The campaign has announced that Bristol is five months pregnant and plans to marry Johnston

[corkhead]

1. Shave and a haircut, 2 bits.

[WeDidIt]

2. She DEFINITELY looks pregnanat here

[underpants]

6. Oh sooo photoshopped!!!

:sarcasm:

[Liberal Gramma]

24. Ya think?

I looked like that for about six months after my son was born. I'm not buying it.

[Aviation Pro]

3. The Old Prick greeting:

"Lookee here, scumbag, if you fuck this up, I will personally show you what a tiger cage looks like from the bottom of one of these fucking lakes."

[Cha]

15. mccain could not come off any uglier there..

He looks like an evil old crone.

[PBS Poll-435]

4. No Canadian Hockey Mullet?

Damn Supercuts.

[saltpoint]

5. I hope Bristol and her boyfriend go on to a truly good life and I hope

Bristol's mom's political ticket gets mashed in November.

[Yavin4]

7. Meet America's New Kevin Federline

Oh boy, can this get any better?

[underpants]

9. He'll be the new heartthrob by tomorrow morning

mark my words.

Good looking kid.

Trust me they will end up milking him for their means.

[terrya]

17. Yep.

Well, he sure cleans up well. On the surface that is.

[underpants]

20. He does clean up well-see trueblue's post #13

[terrya]

23. Oh, my. Holding up the gallon jug of whiskey is a classy touch.

Well, maybe he should keep his mouth shut.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. OMG!!!

He is like soooooooo CUTE!! Oh my gawd, I would like totaly get preggie by him.

She is like SOOOOO lucky!!

[underpants]

22. Sex on skates

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/were_sorry_but_palin_babydaddy.html?imw=Y

By now we're sure you've heard that Bristol Palin — daughter of Alaska governor (and Republican vice-presidential pick) Sarah Palin — is five months pregnant, out of wedlock, at the age of 17. Since news broke yesterday, the press has been going wild. We'll have a roundup of pundit reactions later, and we're sure that you have your own points of view. What do you guys think? There are so many questions: Did McCain even know the woman he picked to run the Free World in case of an emergency? Isn't Sarah Palin so brave for standing by her daughter? Will this boost or bust McCain's standing with independents?
We have a different question: HOW HOT IS THE BABY DADDY? Eighteen-year-old Levi Johnston is a hockey star and high-school classmate of Bristol Palin. They'd been dating a while, and now with the whole pregnancy thing are planning on getting married. Look at that face. John McCain is definitely winning the cougar vote now, on top of the Jamie-Lynn Spears vote.

Johnston is basically the quintessential example of that guy who you are constantly worried is going to impregnate your daughter (and occasionally does). He's a handsome stud, an athletic star, and he has a criminal record. (For illegally fishing some Alaskan king salmon from Moose Lake out of season. Best crime ever!) He even has a fake blog already (Sample headline: "ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!"). Plus, he described himself as a "fuckin' redneck" on his now-defunct MySpace page, which is basically the truest combination of two words anyone has made during this whole campaign. Dude, Honest Abe himself would want this guy in the Lincoln bedroom.



We sense a rise in the polls.

[ErinBerin84]

8. oh god...this is so random, lol.

Can you imagine if this boy really DOES support Obama? All of the sudden, he is marrying into what could be a nationally prominent Republican "political family".

[rubberducky]

10. UNBELIEVABLE! If this was a Dem child we would be crucified.

[julialnyc]

12. Right? Imagine this was Edwards daughter in 2004

The Repukes would have gone nuts

[mitchum]

11. Captain POW meets K Red

[trueblue2007]

13. Levi BOAST about being "a f - - -in' redneck" - Looks like a drunk and loser to me

On his MySpace page, Johnston boasts, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck" who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.


"But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess."

"Ya f - - - with me I'll kick ass," he added.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states, "I don't want kids."

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http://www.stupidsheeple.com/index.php/2008090140/latest/bristol-palin-gone-wild.html

[progressivebydesign]

18. I'm always embarrassed for kids like that who think they're gangsta..

watching way too much MTV. It's almost painful to look at because it's so utterly stupid. Wonder if the pic of him with the guns or booze is going to be part of the press packet at the convention tonight? Or are they pretending it's Tricia Nixon and her bf??

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Jenna and Barbara 2 look classy compared to this bunch.

[pdxmom]

14. Really??? Really??? They are going to try to embrace and glorify the

ideas of teen pregnancy and teen marriage as a wonderful thing. I'm stunned! Having a photo op for this? Unbelievable.

[auburngrad82]

16. Notice there's no mention of their ages.

They could be in their twenties as far as readers are concerned. What's the big deal?

:sarcasm:

[alcibiades_mystery]

21. Dignified

:rofl: