What would VP Sarah do about husband Todd?

[sharp_stick]

Being as I despise all things fundie I don't waste a lot of time figuring out what makes these assholes tick but...

I was under the impression that fundies, especially these hard core Pentecostal freaks think that the womb, oops my bad, woman in the relationship must submit to the domination of her superior in every way husband. Even if that husband is a creepy looking loser with yet another example of pathetic RW facial goatee growth (WTF is with the fucking goatees among these tools?).

Let's say that VP Sarah just gets back from a briefing with her staff where they had to show her pictures of Osama bin Laden and Putin so she could recognize the bad guy du jour and know that they aren't one in the same. Todd's been in the Canadian Whiskey, like all good Alaskan men(Crown Royal, in Washington they can afford the good shit) and he's pissed cause he's too drunk to perform and Sarah came home late again.

He demands to know what was discussed with the honchos at National Security, does she tell him or does she spend the rest of eternity boiling in hell for failing her blessed marriage vows?

There is a serious question in there. It looks like ol' Todd has enjoyed interjecting his pretty much useless ass into the matters of his lovely wife's Government from time to time. Would he expect that to continue as the second husband? That title would have to hurt a fucking he-man from Wasilla wouldn't it?

[TwilightGardener]

1. I would be willing to put money down on Todd's fucking around with other women.

Don't ask me why, it's just a sense I get--the guy looks like a real asshole.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Keep him on ice... ba-dum-dum

[Divernan]

3. Alaskan legislators complain he sits in on many meetings between his wife & others

when the legislators expected one-on-one meetings. He is routinely cc'd on official emails. Ya know what the Good Book tells them: Women be subject to your husbands!

And during the recent "special session" on the latest pipeline, Todd was described as "working the legislators", i.e, lobbying them.