We’re Sorry, But Palin Baby Daddy Levi Johnston Is Sex on Skates

[underpants]

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/were_sorry_but_palin_babydaddy.html?imw=Y

By now we're sure you've heard that Bristol Palin — daughter of Alaska governor (and Republican vice-presidential pick) Sarah Palin — is five months pregnant, out of wedlock, at the age of 17. Since news broke yesterday, the press has been going wild. We'll have a roundup of pundit reactions later, and we're sure that you have your own points of view. What do you guys think? There are so many questions: Did McCain even know the woman he picked to run the Free World in case of an emergency? Isn't Sarah Palin so brave for standing by her daughter? Will this boost or bust McCain's standing with independents?


Look at that face. John McCain is definitely winning the cougar vote now, on top of the Jamie-Lynn Spears vote.

Johnston is basically the quintessential example of that guy who you are constantly worried is going to impregnate your daughter (and occasionally does). He's a handsome stud, an athletic star, and he has a criminal record. (For illegally fishing some Alaskan king salmon from Moose Lake out of season. Best crime ever!) He even has a fake blog already (Sample headline: "ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!"). Plus, he described himself as a "fuckin' redneck" on his now-defunct MySpace page, which is basically the truest combination of two words anyone has made during this whole campaign. Dude, Honest Abe himself would want this guy in the Lincoln bedroom.



We sense a rise in the polls.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. Sorry but he's no Chazz Michael Michaels

[hisownpetard]

2. Donny Osmond on steroids.

[Virginia Dare]

3. But will he be a better daddy than K-Fed?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. Do you think both of them were heavy drinkers and party goers ?

I do........... mmm, If she stopped after she found out she was pregnant?