***Thread for predicting the next Palin scandal that will break***

[Arugula Latte]

My guess: Sarah Palin once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. :)

[sweettater]

1. maybe she

hung Tom Dooley.......................:rofl:

[Earth Bound Misfit]

2. Shot the sherriff

but swore it was in self-defense?

[Arugula Latte]

3. But she did not shoot the deputy!

So, she's got that going for her. :)

[Bucky]

8. They say it is a capital offense

But that the law doesn't apply to Republicans. Or hockey moms.

[Arugula Latte]

18. Right. Just like pregnant non-whites are immoral parasites on society who will burn in Hell

while unwed Christian caucasian young mothers-to-be are embracing Jesus's values and living out God's will for their precious bundles.

Oh, and non-white people who take food from a store in a Hurricane are "looters," and white people who take things are "helping their families."

[Bucky]

21. I don't remember any of that from the song.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Hey, poetic license, m'kay?

[Jackpine Radical]

12. She did not shoot the deputy

but she did try to get him fired.

[AlCzervik]

4. i just read about the alleged affair and all i can say---

:wow:

[Arugula Latte]

7. No kidding! Man, this woman could have kept Aaron Spelling in scripts for YEARS.

Too bad she wasn't well known during the "Dallas" and "Dynasty" years.

[Happyhippychick]

5. They'll find she really can't field dress a moose.

[Barack_America]

6. Dead hooker or pedophilia.

What else is left?

:shrug:

[BeanCounting]

9. How about.......

A Dobson BJ?

[Bucky]

13. ew

You're fired. But welcome to DU anyway.

[HamstersFromHell]

10. She changed to mooseburgers...

because the mad cow from the hamburgers have already destroyed 75% of her brain.

[Bucky]

11. Her husband got the pilot of Exxon-Valdez liquored up...

... and Palin lied on her resume about helping to clean the oil off of the cormorants afterwards.

[kestrel91316]

14. Meth or hubby affair, maybe both. By Friday.

[redwitch]

15. I hear that she pushed Billy Joe McAllister off the Talahatchee Bridge.

Bitch.

[Arugula Latte]

25. Also, one of her daughters brought home a note from school recently.

The note said, "Mrs. Palin, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild
And we don't believe you ought to be bringing up your little girl this way"
It was signed by the secretary, Wasilla Valley P.T.A.

[redwitch]

16. dupe.!

self delete. The nets are crazy tonight.

[Geek_Girl]

17. Trig is her love child from the affair

I feel kind bad just saying it.

[trueblue2007]

20. She wants to kill Polar Bears cuz a Polar Bear turned down her sexual advances

It's true. Someone from Alaska told me it was true.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

19. she's actually Pastor Melissa Scott

[Bucky]

24. !!!

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[Retrograde]

31. that's all Greek to me

Seriously, the Man Who Never Sleeps has a daughter?

(Back in the pre-cable days, Dr. Scott had a television station in the Bay Area. He seemed to be on night and day, giving rise to his moniker. He liked to preach in front of a white board with incomprehensible diagrams on it. Sometimes he showed footage of trotting horses. It didn't make much more sense then.)

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

36. it's his wife

married before he died. she is rumored to be former porn star barbie bridges.

edit: typo

[Norrin Radd]

40. She's on cable. She carries on the legacy of nonsense diagrams and ancient languages.

[MannyGoldstein]

22. I Can't Say "Sex Tape"

So I won't.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

23. Paddy Power (Irish Bookmaker) is taking bets on the next scandal to break

http://www.paddypower.com/bet?action=go_type&category=SPECIALS&disp_cat_id=&ev_class_id=33&ev_type_id=5142&ev_oc_grp_ids=86312&bir_index=

Sarah’s Next Surprise
Singles Only. Settled on the next story to emerge from Sept 3rd 2008 about Sarah Palin until the Nov 4th Election. Must be reported by either Reuters/CNN/NBC/FOX.

Driving Offence 5 - 4

Cheated in school or college exams 7 - 4

Arrested for flashing 10 - 1

Moose burger addiction 16 - 1

Donated money to the Obama campaign 20 - 1

Is a member of Church of Scientology 25 - 1

Wears Bill Clinton pyjama’s to bed 50 - 1

Breaking and entering an Igloo 250 - 1

Abducted by aliens 500 - 1

[PCIntern]

26. Who ELSE has her husband fathered?

If you get my drift...

[Arugula Latte]

28. No Texas fish pickers, that's for sure!

Nothing worse than a Texas fish picker. Whew.

[mitchum]

38. ...

That really did make me laugh out loud
thanks :)

[samuraiguppy]

29. not just a man--

it was a male prostitute. I think he was her baby-daddy.

[tekisui]

30. She's pregnant with a pregnant baby!

[Arugula Latte]

34. Is that kind of like a turducken?

[tekisui]

37. lol!

I had to search for that one. Sounds delicious. Same idea.

[kayell]

41. She's a tribble

But not as cute.



She might have a few Kirk genes mixed in.

[mitchum]

32. meth

[kayell]

33. Three way with Santorum and a turtle nt

[Arugula Latte]

35. Box turtle, no less.

[Wapsie B]

39. More sex. A lover will come forward talking about

all sorts of things like orgies and gangbangs, swapping, bi-experiences just to name a few things. Initially my gut told me there was a sex story beneath the surface. I don't think we've seen the last of it either.

[NoPasaran]

42. "Traditional" family cookie recipe actually downloaded from Internet

Squeezes toothpaste from middle of tube

Returns videotapes without rewinding

Prank calls constituents and asks if their refrigerators are running

Pledges during PBS station fund drive, but never sends check

[Arugula Latte]

43. Removes tag from mattress.

Doesn't return shopping carts to their "corral."

Tries on bathing suits without leaving underwear on. x(

[NoPasaran]

44. Frequently types "LOL" while not actually laughing out loud