David Gregory is about to suffer a psychiatric melt-down.

[11 Bravo]

He is dying to go down on Caribou Barbie, but a few rebellious synapses keep sparking which remind him that he used to be a journalist. I predict a full-blown schizophrenic episode, sooner rather than later.

[krkaufman]

1. chuckle. Yeah, he's pretty excited about Palin... so I was thrilled when Anne Kornblut ...

... humiliated him with the "you just had to do an Internet search" comment in response to Gregory's wondering how it was possible that Anne had learned that Palin had been lying/exaggerating about the eBay sale of that airplane.

[11 Bravo]

2. I liked that as well. But poor David can't make up his mind.

He parenthetically refers to her mounting scandals, and then lapses back into abject "What a fucking speech" mode.

[krkaufman]

18. A symptom of being uniformed. Pundits like Gregory are too busy talking ....

... rather than learning, and probably spend too much time behind the scenes rubbing elbows with their elite media peers and subjects, rather than getting into the trenches and digging for knowledge. Their opinions seem to float because they do, they float with whatever the conventional "wisdom" is amongst their peers in the chattering class.

[Graybeard]

3. Palin is " a rock star!"

Gregory slobbers all over himself about Palin being the new "rockstar" as if this was something wonderful. And yet Obama was derided for being "just a celebrity" not long ago.

[DevonRex]

4. I really, really have to bite my tongue about David Gregory. REALLY. nt

[Elidor]

5. I remember when he was a passable journalist

Now he's just another clown. I think all these people need clown makeup when they're on tv, so we know how seriously to take them.

[krkaufman]

19. He permanently lost me when doing the "Karl Rove" dance. n/t

[chitty]

6. I quit watching him after he was

having multiple orgasms with Smerconish a few days ago over Chick Cheney.

ENOUGH!

[Bluenorthwest]

7. We call him

Unfrozen Caveman Reporter, for his look and his quick wit!

[AtomicKitten]

8. "He is dying to go down on Caribou Barbie."

:spank:

[Tess49]

9. Yeah, I know. I'm not quite sure what that means.

[WCGreen]

10. I think it means he wants to perform Oral Sex on CAribou Barbie...

[AzDar]

15. In other words...plant his face in her MooseMuffin.

;-)

[otohara]

21. OMG

you're bad!

[Cali_Democrat]

16. LOL

[11 Bravo]

20. Damn, I'm sorry!

[Tess49]

22. Ha!

[PCIntern]

11. He's got the hots for this crazy creep....

and Buchanan is coming in his pants...I bet he's got a big boner for Todd.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

12. I had to turn him off earlier, and happy I did. I watched Serena Williams win the US Open Semi-Final

and that was great! Then on to the Foodnetwork! I hope Tweetie will be watchable.

[Coexist]

13. I've stopped watching him.. he can't hide his smile anymore when he reports on mccain

he's got a mancrush for sure.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Caribou Barbie is toooooo sweet. How about Caribou Barracuda? Or Caribou Killer Palin?

Tweetie just called her a rock star... :puke:

[otohara]

17. McCain Death Watch - Gregory Salivating

fuck McCain.

Sarah is over qualified - we are not worthy.