Next time some Republican community organizer knocks on your door,

[pinto]

looking to advocate for their ticket. Solicit a vote, a contribution, or such.

Tell 'em the Republican Party doesn't like community organizers.

[Bluzmann57]

1. Or just plant a foot in their ass

And explain private property to them. "Judge, since he/she said they were republican, I felt my life was in danger so I defended myself."

[Cleita]

2. The dogs do a good job of keeping them on the other side of

our fence.

[izquierdista]

3. Waste their time

And after you have used up a good half hour of their time, laugh in their faces.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. I'm mutha f'ng Chicago. I'll pay a republican volunteer to come to my neighborhood. n/t

[terrya]

6. No shit. I'm in the 9th Congressional District here.

Jan Schakowsky's district. I don't think there are any Republicans around here.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. I moved from your district to the 4th under Luis Gutierrez. It's easier

to find a black person in Alaska than finding a republican here.

[prairierose]

5. Do republicans have community organizers?...

I don't think they care about community.