A scene I envision with Rove and his Ultra Rich Cronies just before the presidential election:

[BigBearJohn]

FADE IN:

INT. ROVE FLORIDA CONDO - FAMILY ROOM- NIGHT

The room is filled with smoke and SNIDE LAUGHTER. Karl sits at
a card table, a stogie hanging from his mouth. He sucks in the
smoke and lets out a huge smoke ring. CRONIE#1, a sumo-looking
man in a Hawaiian shirt, fans away the smoke from his face.

                    KARL
    I am telling you. NEVER underestimate the
    stupidity of Americans. I could get ANYONE elected.

CRONIE#1 throws down a card, raises an eyebrow.

                    CRONIE#1
    Well, you did get a drunkard cheerleader
    with an IQ of 70 elected. I'll give you
    that. Must be beginner's luck.

Karl leans back in his chair. Throws down a card. Takes
another deep drag off his cigar. Then, blurts out smugly:

                    KARL
    Beginner's luck, eh? Tell you what.
    I bet you ten million I could even
    get a cancerous 73-year old has-been and
    a hillbilly hockey mom elected with a
    standing ovation at the same time.

Cronie#1 smiles, shaking his head.

                    CRONIE#1
    YOU'RE ON! Nobody is THAT stupid.

Karl snuffs out his cigar, and as he hastily grinds it into an ashtray.

                    KARL
    Easy money.

As Karl sweeps nis winnings to his side of the table, the group breaks out into LOUD GUFFAWS.

FADE OUT.

[BigBearJohn]

1. .

[Bobbie Jo]

2. ...and then there's his math.

He's a one note tune. :eyes: