What would Bullwinkel say? (Need help quickly!)

[coalition_unwilling]

Folks, my wife is a great artist and she wants to do a sign that plays off Palin and her brutality towards moose (and people).

We came up with the idea to use Rocky and Bullwinkel, et. al. Problem is I'm TV-illiterate and can't think of the right thing to have Bullwinkej say (or any of the characters).

I haue laughed harder in the past week than I have in the past 8 years,mainly thanks to the oft-brilliant wit here. (Thanks for that, btw.)

So we need your help now.

What would Bullwinkel say?

[Prefer]

1. I was thinking of

McCain as Rocky the tiny literate one
and Palin as the big dumb Bullwinkle moose.

[coalition_unwilling]

35. I don't place much stock in de-constructing

humor, but fwiw, Bullwinkle is a universal positive icon.

Palin shoots moose; Bullwinkle is a moose; Palin shoots Bullwinkle.

There ought to be some possibilities there or I will eat my hat!

[krkaufman]

42. "Rocky as tiny literate one" .... I was too ...

... until I realized Rocky was the smart one, with some zip. Not exactly McCain.

I'm with someone else here, McCain/Palin should be represented as Boris/Natasha.

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Better yet, Boris and Natasha.

"Fearless leader say we must kill Moose and Squeerrel, dahlink."

[coalition_unwilling]

6. Wife is clapping--wants to do

Natasha as Palin and Boris as McBush.

thx -- other ideas?

[meow2u3]

18. You took the words right off my keyboard

I was thinking the same thing.



Do you see the resemblance :)

[WA98070]

30. "Hey Rocky, watch me pull another lie out of my ass. Oops, wrong ass."

[krkaufman]

45. HAAA!!! beautiful. n/t

[Joe Bacon]

16. Mc Cain needs to be Captain Peachfuzz

Karl Rove needs to be Boris and Bush needs to be Fearless Leader!

[Canuckistanian]

25. It's pronounced, "Moose and Sqvirrel"

I have no idea why I remember that.

[krkaufman]

43. Precisely!! And toss in some helicopter/aerial hunting reference.

Or "Ze polar bears, too."

Boris/Natasha should be morphed to reflect McCain/Palin.

[tblue]

3. "Letched moo-doose and squuddle"

[leftyclimber]

4. "I think I need a new hat."

ala this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrEkbIHlV1E

(Bullwinkle pulls Sara Palin out of his hat?)

[coalition_unwilling]

12. Wife grew up on this and is

clapping and laughing uproariously.

Thx -- sign will get heavy exposure on west side of Los Angeles.

Other ideas?

[bookman]

5. Quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054524/quotes

[scarletwoman]

7. I'm more concerned with the arial shooting of wolves. I lived in Alaska, hunting is a way of life,

and it just makes liberals look stupid to make a fuss about it. Moose hunting is tightly controlled, with only a limited number of permits available each year. Just about everyone who lives in Alaska supplements their food supply with wild game. I literally would have had almost nothing to eat for my first winter in Alaska if it hadn't been for moose meat.

Go after her for killing the wolves -- the only reason they do it is to make more game available for the trophy hunters from Outside who pay big bucks to bag something with antlers. Trophy hunting disgusts me, but hunting to feed your family is something I will always defend.

sw

[Jackpine Radical]

11. Amen to everything you say--

as one who has killed eaten my share of venison & other game in my time.

Most of the old-time hunters I know don't even keep the antlers of any bucks they shoot, and certainly wouldn't have a head mounted. It's not about that. Personally, I have spent a quiet time giving thanks for every deer I have killed.

[scarletwoman]

14. Hey! How're ya doing?

One of the things I miss most about Alaska (as opposed to all the things I DON'T miss, which is why I'm not there anymore) is moose meat. I love venison, but I LOVE moose.

And what you say is so true -- no subsistance hunter would ever have a head mounted. Ugh.

:hi:
sw

[Jackpine Radical]

41. Hi, SW.

As always, I'm keeping one foot in local politics, but the forensic part of my private practice is super-busy. After leaving the State a couple of years ago, I've been pretty swamped by the local defense lawyers, and it's getting heavier. I do about 1 day a week of clinical work, & most f the rest is criminal forensic evals, court testimony, etc.

[coalition_unwilling]

21. Duly noted -- our goal is to

use humor (something Repukes seem to lack) to take them down a peg or two.

How's this?

Natasha: "Boris, you get helicopter. We shoot moose now!"

(Wife's suggestion)

[scarletwoman]

22. Well, what I was trying to explain is that they don't hunt moose from helicopters. nt

[coalition_unwilling]

31. I read you loud n clear!

I agree with you about hunting for food vs. trophy hunting.

Would Half-Baked Alaska ever have needed to hunt for food?

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

8. Gotta include Rocky > > >

The pattern of their exchanges were usually kind of like this:

Bullwinkle: I think I'll talk to the nice lady, Rock.

ROCKY the Squirrel: I don't know if that's a good idea, Bullwinkle.

[Coexist]

9. does this help?

http://bullwinkle.toonzone.net/quotes.htm


Rocky: Well, they don't call him Wrongway Peachfuzz for nothing!
Bullwinkle: You mean they gotta pay?
Bullwinkle: Well this is a pickle...actually its more of a kumquat.

Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: Again?
Bullwinkle: Presto!
Lion: ROAR!!!
Bullwinkle: Oops, wrong hat.

Rocky: Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Bullwinkle: Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Rocky: There has already been two attempts on your life.
Bullwinkle: Don't worry, we'll be renewed.

Rocky: And now, for all your seniors who are just about to graduate, here are some words of wisdom from Mr. Know-It-All.

Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.
General: What does that make you ?
Bullwinkle: What else? An executive..

Rocky: Gee, an unhappy ending.

Bullwinkle: Humble, that's me... Mr. Modesty. When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest.

Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle, we're in real trouble now!
Bullwinkle: Oh good, Rocky! I hate that artificial kind!

Boris: Aw, shut up your mouth!

Bullwinkle: Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what can you believe?

Natasha: Hello dollink.

Fearless Leader: What does Pottsylvania have more than any other country? Mean! We have more mean than any other country in Europe! We must export mean.

[greblc]

10. "Watch me, as I pull this out of my hat" - Bullwinkle

How about

Bullwinkle "Rocky why would we want to go to Wasilla, Alaska? Isn't that to the right of Frostbite Falls?"

Rocky: Well Bullwinkle, I hear the scenery's nice and there are plenty of nuts.

Bullwinkle: Wasilla, Alaska! Aren't there Barracudas there?

Rocky: Don't worry about the fish. It's the Governor we need to keep our eye on!

[coalition_unwilling]

19. Wife and I both laughing at

this one, bv probly too much for a single sign.

Thx--other ideas?

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

13. Frostbite Falls and Whatsamatta U . nt.

[BlueIdaho]

15. "Hey Rocky watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat!" nt.

[Joe Bacon]

17. Should be, Hey Rocky, watch me pull another Tax Cut outta my hat!

But that trick NEVER Works, Bullgrammy!

[chitty]

20. 5 Minute Photoshop Job

Certainly not the best. Waddya want for 5 minutes?

[coalition_unwilling]

23. Beautiful -- wife is asking if she

can use your work (to save time) and add caption below:

"Hey Rocky, I need a new hat!"

Thx--other ideas?

[Bubbha Jo]

28. Bullwinkle should be pulling Obama winning the Presidency

out of his hat............ Bullwinkle is too kind to help the GOP ; )

[Tim4319]

24. "Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a VP out my hat?"

[BlueIdaho]

26. "Hey Rocky watch me pull this diversion out of my hat." nt.

[coalition_unwilling]

33. Great! That might just work, altho

the photoshop below seems to capture this . . . in pictures.

So many ideas, so little time!

[Canuckistanian]

27. "Looks like I'm gonna need a new VP"

Rocky: "Again, Bullwinkle?

[enough already]

29. "Hey Rocky, watch me pull my grandkid out of my daughter's hat!"

Presto!

[coalition_unwilling]

32. Now that's why I thought to

ask DU for help! :)

Wife is kinder than I and will nnt use. But . . . I loved it!

Thx -- other ideas?

[tannybogus]

34. Use their University logo.

WHATSAMATTA U

Moose is only meat????? or

Moose is more than meat!

[gort]

36. I know, I know!

"Oh, I hate my uncle but I love my antlers, because antlers are a moose's best friend."

[McCamy Taylor]

37. Palin as Natasha, McCain as Boris in helicopter shooting Bullwinkle from the air.

Natasha/Palin exclaims: "Global varm yourself on theez, Moose!"

Bullwinkle (in magician's costume) attempting to jump into his magician's hat: "I gotta buy myself a bigger hat!"

[coalition_unwilling]

38. A heartfelt "thanks" to all

who contributed (and who may contribute later).

I now see that I missed out on a lot as a kid.

Photos will follow when sign done.

Thanks again.

[AdHocSolver]

39. Not to be a spoil-sport, but consider copyright laws should others want copies of your sign. n/t

[coalition_unwilling]

40. Thanks for the heads-up! I'm no

expert, but I seem to remember the "fair-use doctrine" having some bearing.

And we would never charge any money for this.

[Ganja Ninja]

44. "Watch me pull a qualified VP Candidate out of my hat."

(Pulls out Sara Palin) "Sorry that was my asshat."