DaLittle Kitty
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Thu Sep-11-08 12:22 AM
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"Breaking News" Governor Sarah Palin Has Movement De Bowel's! Alaska Governor Found to Have Normal |
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functioning GI tract.
Given this development, all manner of news media from around the world are flying after her to report on this bizarre turn of events.
The media having been locked out of asking any serious questions has now once again been stumped, as campaign officials have sequestered the governor preventing her from being exposed to any reporters with the hutsbah to actually attempt to confront the governor and inquire about her latest techniques for memorizing catchy but blatantly false lines.
The governor having eaten earlier today seemed sure to be able to put to rest any false rumors concerning the function of her GI tract. Future enema contracts aside, the governor was her perky self repeating at every opportunity, all that which she was unable to "expell."
We feel that once the governor has adequate time to study her next set of lines, just what she happens to expell will be all the easier for her, and the American people, notwithstanding the crap that she has put her ex brother in law through on top of abusing her gubernatorial power to railroad him.
Now she was able to claim a special per diem from the state of Alaska for merely exercising her rights of gastro-intestinal fortitude if you will. However in this case, that will not fatten her wallet. On the way to the "head" yesterday however, the governor was able to exercise her right to hatchet chop every person in her way, with the possible exception of Rev. James Dobson whom the governor assures us WILL be working out of her new office... in January.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. This is only a start, there is plenty more "Krap" where this came from and Sarah ain't kidd'n! :think:
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Thu Sep-11-08 12:27 AM
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1. Gee, I hope everything comes OUT alright ... |
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Thu Sep-11-08 12:27 AM
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2. "What a great post..." |
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"for me to poop on!!!" ( :sarcasm: )
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Thu Sep-11-08 07:36 AM
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4. We Can Only Hope...... |
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Damned if it didn't look like Mitt Romney! Maybe they'll put it up on ebay too!
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