graywarrior
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Thu Sep-11-08 09:55 AM
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Obama desperately needs to hire some DU'rs as advisors |
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We all know soooooo much.
:sarcasm:
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Thu Sep-11-08 09:56 AM
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1. Free the duck, damnit... you're using duct tape inappropriately! |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:01 AM
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5. however, he's using DUCK tape appropriately. |
graywarrior
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:06 AM
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11. I should use it on some fast typing little fingers at DU |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:37 AM
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38. Can I make some recommendations? Please, please let me |
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recommend some fingers to be duct taped. :)
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graywarrior
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:38 AM
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39. Recommend away, my friend. |
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Thu Sep-11-08 11:38 AM
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41. Do my fingers get to say duct tape free? |
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*Crosses fingers*
Please say yes, please say yes...
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Thu Sep-11-08 04:12 PM
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:spank:
Taping crossed fingers sounds hot.
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Thu Sep-11-08 09:59 AM
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2. Of course not, the GENIUS Washington consultants know everything. |
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Edited on Thu Sep-11-08 10:00 AM by Skwmom
What could anyone with common sense EVER teach them.
But then again, they weren't smart enough to figure out that McCain was going to go for the reformer outside Washington ticket b/c Rove and gang were saying it was all about experience.
Remember the 50% of the people believed it until I explained the situation. They are laughing at the Democrats and their SMART Washington consultants.
Plus, you've just got to love how the Democrats are busy registering people to vote and the Republicans are busy purging the rolls. In OH my RELATIVES did not even know about this. But what the heck, keep up the good work.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:00 AM
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3. You are absolutely correct, 'specially the "grow a pair" ding dongs and the other |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:11 AM
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15. I love the anatomical references. |
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They show extreme intelligence.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:01 AM
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4. well I do, I don't know about anybody else |
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I am also the only DUer who has experience running for president.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:03 AM
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8. Actually, I will amend my previous snark to exclude you, Wetzelbill, |
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as you ARE the one qualified to actually help the campaign.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:05 AM
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9. I figured most folks would see it that way |
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In fact, Obama should start saying "folks" all the time, it'll make him sound small-townish. Oh wait he already does.
Then he should just punch some random guy, he doesn't seem "tough" enough. That'll get him lots of votes.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:12 AM
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20. He needs to call everyone "dudes." |
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Dudes, it's like lipstick on a swine.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:14 AM
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And maybe say "friggin'" every one in a while too.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:19 AM
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:16 AM
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26. Really. He should just hire people around the country to knock the shit out of as |
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he walks on stage so everyone can see what a true tough guy he really is....
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:17 AM
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28. or he could just shoot somebody quail hunting |
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I might even volunteer to take the hit for the team.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:07 AM
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13. Do you shoot baby wolves from helicopters? |
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If so, you need to be GOD of the US
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:11 AM
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17. no but I watch a lot of movies |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:13 AM
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21. As long as you banned some of them. |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:15 AM
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25. oh yeah that's a given |
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I am also someone people would like to have a beer with. It's right around ten when I start becoming an asshole though. Just warning everybody. I approve this message.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:22 AM
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I start right off the bat. In fact, right after I ask god for help in the morning, I call someone an a'hole, even if they're not listening.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:02 AM
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6. Yeah, ur right his current crew ain't done NOTHING for him,just taken an unknown to the WH door |
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& put in field offices in all 50 states to help down ticket offices
What idiots!
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:02 AM
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7. I am 32 and have watched 4 presidential campaigns since 1992 so I know SO much |
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Really, why do people here think they know more? Its crazy.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:06 AM
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I'm 33. Come here while I pinch your cheeks, kiddo! :)
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:06 AM
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10. Yeah, I HATE IT when people post their opinions on a discussion board!! |
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If you can't agree completely with the way those in charge are running things, you should just keep it to yourself until the election is over.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:08 AM
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Thanks for that!! :yourock:
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:11 AM
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16. I'll work for free... I believe in his campaign. |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:12 AM
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18. I'd love to work for Obama, but he hasn't called me yet. |
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Anything to get the hell out of here. Besides, I'm getting tired of getting yelled at by my mom, by my grandmother, and by my great grandmother!!!
"Shut off that computer and get off of that damned internet!" - Mom
"Quit watching that porno and come up out of that damned basement!" - Grandma
"And turn off the light when you come up, we don't work for the damned electric company!" - Great grandmother.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:14 AM
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23. Maybe it has something to do with your handle |
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You know, being related to piggies.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:12 AM
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19. I was about to reply with "Awww, that's so sad! graywarrior's lost her damn mind!" |
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I should've given you more credit. ;)
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:15 AM
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:16 AM
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27. We got ear phone heads we got dirty beds it's the 20th cen-tur-eee! |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:17 AM
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29. Do you think you know who we all are? |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:22 AM
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33. I pray that I do not. |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:22 AM
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32. You don't have to be a gourmet chef to know bad cooking |
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You don't have to be a football coach to see a bad play. Etc, etc.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:24 AM
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34. Tell that to half the country who are republicans |
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:28 AM
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35. Sniffa nad I were in the same group interview; we were both BRILLIANT. |
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David Plouffe will carry his regret that he never called us forever; it'll be carved on his tombstone.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:31 AM
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36. Maybe we all exceed their intelligence requirements |
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Maybe they fear people would want to vote for one of us instead. There's always that possibility. We're such a think tank.
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:35 AM
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37. Y'know, Plouffe did narrow his eyes a bit at my suggestion that Obama eat a baby |
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to show support for stem cell research.
He was jealous, I KNEW it!
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Thu Sep-11-08 10:51 AM
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40. He's jealous AND thrifty. |
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He probably had some baby fritters.
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