"McCain to Suspend Comedy, Humor, and all Joy and Light in the World due to Financial Crisis."

[Bicoastal]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7181167

What ever happened to the guy who was always ready with a mean-spirited joke or quip at a Democrat's expense?

And doesn't he realize that nothing whets a comedian's appetite like the dour-faced guy in the corner pouting "That's NOT funny!"

[MO_Dem]

1. Maybe he should also suspend eating

and what about that precious air he's wasting by hyperventilating?

[ladjf]

2. Well then, someone is going to have to do something about that

Letterman tape that is on youtube. It is hilarious.

[opihimoimoi]

3. Suspend all NFL NASCAR, World Wrestling, etc etc no fun stuphs until its fixed

Yeah....right.....

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

4. Stop it right now!

That's because he's also suspending sarcasm and irony.

[PurityOfEssence]

5. Well, money IS god to these people, after all...

Not too hard to figure...

[HeraldSquare212]

6. And no kittens or puppies shall be born.

[alcibiades_mystery]

7. He's tired of the dem's beating him senseless

somebody apparently told him that Obama would roll over for his sorry ass.

not this motherfuckin' time.