International Talk Like a Palin Day

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Pirates, as you know -that's... As we all know, funny it's. Talking pirates like a funny. And that's what's great about - this is what's - America. But Palin talking - you know a different kind of, not like "ARRR, Matey!" but like. It is. It really, really is, and I respect and honor that. Honor. So perhaps the proposal - being proposed - this, THIS is what we are doing - is talking, as we all know. Palin talking, because that's really important to people in this country, this state, America. Alaska. Which close neighbors others. This why Maverick John McCain and I proposed, or will, day of international - international Talk Like a Palin Day. Because that's what - forward - moving the country forward. And that's what it's about. All, all about: Forward moving. The country.

[Demi_Babe]

1. lol

[Fleshdancer]

2. aka: International Gloria rips out her own vocal chords Day

I respect myself too much for that. :scared:

[FatDave]

3. In what respect, yibbieehobba?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

7. In respect of, you know, you and what have you.

Certain box structure that tilted side. Ballot boxes, they have. And I respect and honor that. I really do. I do. Because that's. Yes.

[Left Is Write]

4. I'll try to find ya some and get 'em to ya.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

36. did she really say this?

[KewlKat]

39. yepper...watch the vid below

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RM72M62jAUc

[Rosa Luxemburg]

48. OMG!

[Left Is Write]

42. She really did, in response to Katie Couric's repeated request

for specifics on John McCain's alleged effort to push for more regulation of Wall Street.

She may have said "bring" instead of "get", but otherwise, the quote is accurate.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

49. OMG

[KewlKat]

45. I'll try to find ya some and bringem to ya.......nt

[Rosa Luxemburg]

50. OMG

[stuntcat]

5. hha!

I just wanna "shore up" something now! like America!

[remember2000forever]

6. They Don't Like Me, They Really Don't Like Me!

[DesertRat]

8. Taaahd's still my guy

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/ :evilgrin:

[Motown_Johnny]

9. she is clearly speaking in tongues.. only God can understand her.... heathens

[Splat Banjo]

10. Theenk you! Theenk you!

God bless just everybody, darn it.

[azmouse]

11. I'd have to take points off my IQ to do that....

[me b zola]

12. Inhale helium first

I swear it makes generic gibberish sound exactly like Palin gibberish. Try it! :rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

13. Nah, you have to have these totally demented repetitive sentence fragments.

There's a really bizarre cadence to her gibberish that's hard to recreate. You get the fully-formed sentences that she's obviously memorized beforehand mixed in with the fragments of whatever-the-fuck it is that she's trying to say off-script. Then they just sort of eventually meld together into this word-mush with the occasional coherent fragment popping up out of the slime. It's fantastic. I'm a connoisseur of gibberish, and hers is some of the finest I've ever seen. I am in awe.

[lumberjack_jeff]

15. Very funny thread. Not quite Oscar quality, but very funny.

"connoisseur of gibberish" :rofl:

[mamalone]

31. Thanks...

I really needed a laugh tonight...:rofl:

[Turn CO Blue]

47. You also have to emphasize the WRONG syllable in words

and emphasize the wrong words in the sentence.

The way she drops those g's and winks when she wants to be cute and sassy! Awe-inspiring (except it makes me throw up a little in my mouth.)

[tigereye]

14. there's kind of a Mid/Northwest accent meets Valley Girl kind of cast to it...

[lumberjack_jeff]

16. "Yah, ah-yup. Fashoor!" n/t

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

17. Fargo meets Beavis and Butthead? n/t

[tigereye]

20. that's pretty good!

[IDemo]

18. Thanks, but no thanks!

[truth please]

19. Thank You!

With all that's happening today, I needed a good laugh. It sounds just like her, real irritating. She spouts out a lot of stuff but there's nothing there. It's really weird.

[phusion]

21. That's it, Sarah Palin = Nicholas Fehn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KsPKbwNz28

[AwakeAtLast]

22. Only if you're NOT a community organizer!

;)

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

23. Let me give it a try. . . . . (whiney voice). . . In what respect, CHARLIE!

Or how about this-

Putin flies into American air space.

She even says NUKULAR.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

27. Putin flew into our nukular airspace?

Wow, pigs really have frozen over. Flying - the pigs. Wings, which are what they not - aren't having. It's a mixed metaphor, Charlie. Metaphors mixing. Look it up in dict- the dictionary encyclopedia. Thesaurus.

[Gregorian]

46. CHARLIE, THAT'S RICHARD GERE'S THESAURUS.

Wasn't he French?

[geekgrrl]

24. Thanks for this laugh! Brilliant (or, ah, not so brilliant, actually) :) nt

[knowledgeispwr]

25. Braaad....I mean Taaaaahd! eom

[mokawanis]

26. Guys and gals, I don't have that readiness to use Palin phrases

but let me go find some and send em to ya!

[Jade Fox]

28. I'll leave that to the professionals....

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/09/22/080922sh_shouts_saunders?currentPage=all

So, when Barack Obama says he will put some lipstick on my pig, I am, like, Are you calling me a pig? If so, thanks! Pigs are the most non-Élite of all barnyard animals. And also, if you put lipstick on my pig, do you know what the difference will be between that pig and a pit bull? I’ll tell you: a pit bull can easily kill a pig. And, as the pig dies, guess what the Hockey Mom is doing? Going to her car, putting on more lipstick, so that, upon returning, finding that pig dead, she once again looks identical to that pit bull, which, staying on mission, the two of them step over the dead pig, looking exactly like twins, except the pit bull is scratching his lower ass with one frantic leg, whereas the Hockey Mom is carrying an extra hockey stick in case Todd breaks his again. But both are going, like, Ha ha, where’s that dumb pig now? Dead, that’s who, and also: not a smidge of lipstick.

[mitchum]

29. Ya betcha!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

30. Oh, they tried to char-um-ka-char

oh whatever.

"Mock you?"

Yes, um, no, well yes, I guess mock might be the, but you know?


(was she trying to say "characterize?")

[boppers]

34. Charicature.

Indeed, yes, I meant, that is, caricature rather than characterize, and if we're strong, strong and diligent, then I've always been proud - Proud of my country - Ironing the banana waffle.

[cottonseed]

32. We don't second guess pirates!

[K8-EEE]

33. Many US Americans don't HAVE votes

It's funny they CAN rear their vote but in what respect does it count? It can go in the air space, the space above the air and then we have to know the American people it's....important, verry very important.

[Swede]

35. And um,matee, the Caribbean is right next,across the straits.

AArrgg,when Longjohn Silver raises his head into the air.

[Coexist]

37. OH-kay dere. Get yer snaw machines for the healthcare don't blink

ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it’s got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade — we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.


fyi - I just made up the stuff in the title, the rest is an actual quote from the Couric interview. Not kidding.

[volstork]

38. DON"T FORGET

not to blink! You CANNOT blink! NO blinking!

[shugah]

40. we've been doing it since

"in what respect charlie?"

"ind i told congress, thenks for that bredge to newhere."

listen, when russian airspace is over there, palin was the executive of that state. canada is there too. he's a maverick, she's a maverick. i'm going to get samples and bring them over to you. it went great! there's a saying in wasilla, "we can see russia. wanna get some more meth?" it went great!

[jimlup]

41. Can I borrrow this?

I don't think I can talk like er' what the other body of water?, maybe I'll get back to you on that one Katie

:rofl:

[K Gardner]

43. Up, I'm cracking. Of those things you say, of what you, or she, is speaking or spoke. Kind of.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

44. Gotcha!!!

[SallyMander]

51. LOL! Well done!

:toast:

[SurfingAtWork]

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(I'm speaking in tongues)

[TooRaLoo]

53. As I say, and as Senator McCain HAS said,

we can't - it's too late to stop, end this, you know, thepeople-arewaiting-tosee-whatJohn-McCain-isgoing-todo (pinching fingers gesture). I'm about this.

I can't keep it up. She makes me irate.

[BurtWorm]

54. Ya know... [extremely loooong pause as I try to visualize the words on the 3 x 5 index card]

that's why they call him th'mavrick, ya know. He's takin' it from the Republican party I'm not s'posed ta name and that other Democrat party, ya know. He's just gettin' it from both... What's the word?