Palin's Daily Pearl of Wisdom: "Our next door neighbors are foreign countries."

[holybarcode]

Now where the hell is that rimshot smilie when I need it?
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH

[ananda]

1. Poor thing.

Palin has had a seriously substandard education.
Nobody has taught her to think past kingergarten
soundbytes, or to speak with syntactic logic.

Sad.

[Tallison]

4. Can't speak when you got nuthin' to say

Except in pageants.

[Lancer]

2. Well, she's just readin' 'em off the cards ya know

Just mix and match the words and she won't sound any more moronic than she does already.

old, boys, network, deregulate, shore, up, took, on, economy, hockey, special, needs, pipeline, thanks, but, no, mom, Ahmadinejad, lobbyists, maverick, victory, John, Iraq, nucular, Iran, community, in, what, regard, Charlie, moose, organizer, energy, actual, responsibilities, Putin, conflict, of, drill, baby, creationism, pointing, fingers, Hamid, change, promote, career, interests, bipartisan, McCain, country, first, hero, September, 11, service, troops, Karzai, country, deploy, Track, small, town, mayor, ethics, reform, eBay, earmarks, lose, election, war, Bush, doctrine, can, I, get, to, ya

[holybarcode]

5. It's like a really huge Magic 8 Ball gizmo!

:scared:

[Tallison]

3. "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the Unites States of America...

where do they go?"

:wtf:

[TygrBright]

6. Dang... who knew?!?! And why didn't someone tell me before?? n/t

[Manifestor_of_Light]

7. They should just change their name back to Seward's Folly.

Or Palin's Folly???

She'd be really confused about The Republic of Texas!!!!

[DefenseLawyer]

8. Hon?

Yah?
Prowler needs a jump

[Lancer]

11. Two more months.

Yup. Two more months.

[jazzjunkysue]

9. Conversation between B* and Palin:

*: "Canada, our largest neighbor to the north."

Palin: "Our next door neighbors are foreign countries."

*: "More and more of our imports are coming from foreign countries."

Palin: "In what respect, Charlie?"

*: "The question is, is our children learning?"

Palin: "In what respect, Charlie?"

[chiefofclarinet]

10. No, Sarah, your next door neighbors are big bricks of ice.

No offense to anyone from Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, Nunavut, and Siberia...

[L0oniX]

12. "Leaders are over there"

[vaberella]

13. My favorite...I've said it 4x today. "I'll get dat to ya!!" n/t

[Lucky 13]

14. Texas borders Mexico and not even GWB tried to claim that as foreign policy experience.

STFU Sarah.