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Thu Sep-25-08 10:58 PM
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Letterman on McCain Call and Top Ten List: Surprising Facts about Sarah Palin.. |
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and says "I can't make it"
I say what's the problem.
He says "the economy - it's about to crater"..
I love that...that's pretty good...he's not here but I got a new word..
I have to race back to Washington D.C. the Capitol because the economy.
I said whatever you need to do... Am I gonna be the reason people are standing in breadlines?..Do I want people to say it's Letterman's fault..there he is get him... I'm scared and trembling a little bit..holy gosh. The Senator's on his way back. Not only did he not go back right away he stopped by Katie Couric - no he didn't go back to the airport - didn't leave till this morning audience boos. What we learned now the economy held on long enough, barely long enough for him to get back there. 24 hours ago I felt like a patriot..I was gonna help in my own little way to get this economy out of a crater... now I feel like an ugly date.. I feel used... I cheap... I feel sullied... I feel cratered..
Paul: You've been cratered.
Honest to God it's like getting a call from Superman, Batman... would love to talk Dave gotta go Gothams about to crater...
Now I'm really steamed...
Top 10 list:
Top ten list from Wasilla: Top 10 surprising facts about Sarah Palin.. 10)Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain grandpa 9) She stole that sexy librarian look from me. 8) Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to funkytown 7) Does great impressions of Tina Fey 6) Favorite meal: Moose nuggets and Beaver jerky 5) Working on the night rider spin off about a talking snowmobile 4) Favorite Book : Late Show Fun Facts available at fine stores everywhere 3) Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull 2) To improve her foreign policy experience she recently went to the International House of Pancakes 1) Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
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Thu Sep-25-08 10:59 PM
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1. #2 was the only realy funny one to me--and also most insightful. |
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Thu Sep-25-08 11:00 PM
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2. "To improve her foreign policy experience she recently went to the International House of Pancakes" |
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