Slate Predicts McCain's next 10 Hail MaryStunts

[DogPoundPup]

First Palin, Then Campaign Suspension. What Now?

Slate predicts McCain's next 10 Hail Mary stunts:

1. Returns to Vietnam and jails himself.
2. Offers the post of "vice vice president" to Warren Buffett.
3. Challenges Obama to suspend campaign so they both can go and personally drill for oil offshore.
4. Learns to use computer.
5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.
6. Offers to forgo salary, sell one house.
7. Sex-change operation.
8. Suspends campaign until Nov. 4, offers to start being president right now.
9. Sells Alaska to Russia for $700 billion.
10. Pledges to serve only one term. OK, half a term.

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[liberal N proud]

1. ..

:rofl:

[medicswife]

2. I like #1. lol nt

[jhain]

3. nothng could hurt any worse than yesterday:

Pop Pop Mc Cain moves the entire campaign to Alaska, rents a breast pump so he can lactate and feed Trig while Sarah runs the campaign with only a spotting scope to keep an eye on Putin's head rearing.
Pop Pop sells extra his milk to Ben & Jerry's to raise funds to buy Sarah a pair of .....uh, binoculars.

[FatDave]

4. 5. Does bombing run over Taliban-controlled tribal areas of Pakistan.

Yeah, what are the odds he'd come back from that with plane intact?

[crazylikafox]

5. Looks like a great top 10 list for Letterman.

Can we send it to him? Maybe he can use it with attribution.

[intaglio]

6. Next stunt ...

On the advice of Sen Larry Craig, Walnuts offers to kiss the Pope's ring ... but not a ring worn on a finger