So what will JOHN McCAIN Do as his shocking Hail Mary Maneuver at the debate?

[FrenchieCat]

Announces that he will not support the "Bail Out"?

Your turn!

[paparush]

1. Clutch his heart, gasp for breath, and stagger off the stage.

[soulcore]

7. I second the clutched heart! n/t

[Aviation Pro]

2. Put a gun to his head and announce....

..."If you don't vote for me I'll pull the trigger, my friends."

[BurtWorm]

5. You were faster on the draw, my friend.

:toast:

[BurtWorm]

3. He's going to pull out a gun, hold it to his head and threaten to kill himself

if he loses the debate.

[DefenseLawyer]

11. Nobody moves or the POW gets it!

He's desperate! Do what he say! Do what he say!

[knowbody0]

4. faint

[grannie4peace]

6. i'm afraid to think about that!!!!!

[FrenchieCat]

8. Y'all know that is part of his MO these days.....

Shock and Awe!

[yardwork]

9. Vomit.

[TwilightGardener]

10. Probably--he'll give some sort of cheezy "I would rather lose an election than

waste taxpayers' money on this bailout for the fatcats" blah blah...

[hisownpetard]

12. I dunno about "at" the debate, but as far as "before" the debate, I hear he's rented a white Bronco

and has hired Al Cowlings to drive it for him...

[MarjorieG]

13. Yup. Populist stance of bailout no good, no solution, except more de-regulation, cap gains of House.

Hope Obama brings up his constant efforst for years, since March, all these last days, when McC has been absent. Not even contacting Shelby. Did he sit in any meetings today, or just walk the halls?

Hope people understand the need for the bailout.

[FrenchieCat]

16. Part of the debates has got to be about that....

"Hope people understand the need for the bailout."

Folks are confused, which isn't good. The only thing they know of sure is that it's their money that is being discussed used to bail out big business, as far as they know.

[hatrack]

14. He'll dislocate his lower jaw and swallow an entire sheep

Then he'll go after Obama and the moderator by spitting venom from his front fangs across the stage, before sprouting pinfeathers and taking flight to the strains of "God Bless The USA".

[holiday]

15. I definately think he will go for pity tonight!!

[americanstranger]

17. I think it will be a relentless attack on Obama,

start to finish.

It's really the only move he has. All of the smears and negative campaigning haven't made a dent, so he's going to try it all one more time when he knows millions of people are watching.

I'm not saying it won't sink him even further. I'm just saying it's the only slim hope he's got.

- as

[TransitJohn]

18. Unzip his human suit

and show his reptilian-alien self a la V.

[Heather MC]

19. Cut and run after the first question

He will say I can't focus on a silly debate when the country is crisis
I have to rush back to DC

then he will do 20 interviews and leave 22 hours later

Oh wait he already did that
:rofl:

[4nic8em]

20. Just for a very brief second...

he will attempt to speak coherently.