Get your affairs in order; The world is about to end...

[MrScorpio]

SEDONA, Arizona, Sept. 30, 2008,

The McCain campaign announced that an impending global extinction event will cause Gov. Sarah Palin to cancel her participation in Thursday's upcoming debate with Sen. Joe Biden. The event, described as a large impact by either a meteor or comet sometime Wednesday, is slated to destroy "all life as we know it."

This announcement came on the heels of Gov. Palin's latest mock debate practice at the McCain compound at Sedona, Arizona. McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds read the statement and did not take questions from reporters. "Gov Palin was dynamite in practice sessions, knocking everything out of the park. Sen. Biden is very lucky that he won't get hammered by Gov. Palin's command of the issues and her sharp as a tack debating skills. He should count his blessings.", said Bounds before departing on a helicopter for a secret military bunker in Somewhere, Nevada.

While campaigning in Pennsylvania, Sen. Biden was asked for a reaction to this latest announcement and was quoted as saying, "What the fuck?"

[dgibby]

1. She''s getting raptured Wednesday! Praise Gawd!

:evilgrin:

[chiefofclarinet]

2. No, God will say...

No, Sarah, you aren't going to heaven. Heaven is for GOOD people, and we both know you don't meet the criteria. Good-bye!

:silly:

[Forkboy]

3. Oh fer Christ's sake.

..the Cubs ain't winning.

:hide:

I love the OP, but I'm afraid it might give them ideas. :crazy: