Freepers praying and fasting 24/7 for Palin to win debate

[timber84]

I shit you not. They are imploding all over themselves and I am enjoying every single second of it.

To: refermech
ABSOLUTELY!! The truth is getting out by means of blinders falling off. PRAYER IS WORKING!! I thank Christ for his faithfulness and all those who have signed up for the 24/7 prayer list! PLEASE if you haven't signed up go to the prayer list thread and pick a prayer time slot!! PRAYER WORKS and FASTING! If health permits, we are asking prayer partners to fast Thursday for God's wisdom to favor Palin for the VP debate. THANK YOU JESUS!
13 posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 9:30:34 AM by RoseofTexas
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[billyoc]

1. Play it safe and fast until election day.

It's what Jesus wants.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

38. ...and fasting isn't just for breakfast anymore.

[woodsprite]

2. I say they should fast until she says something intelligent.

That should take awhile.

[yardwork]

3. Most freepers could probably stand to miss a few meals.

Based on photos I've seen of their portapotty events.

[Dogtown]

4. Fasting Worx!!

I hope more of them fast; right up till election day.

[vanderBeth]

5. I thought you weren't supposed to pray for personal favors and wishes.

God isn't Santa Claus.

[workinclasszero]

13. Ah but these are Republican Christians

Notice Republican comes before Christian.

[Bubbha Jo]

17. Praying for personal gain is actually sorcery

These idiots don't have a clue about the divine....................

[TornadoTN]

27. I'm sure they'll have a justification, they always have a justification that excuses their actions

No matter how bad, heinous, or counter to the actual words of their religion.

[HughBeaumont]

43. Their version of a sky daddy is about as believable as Santa, so why not?

[YOY]

6. Fasting 24/7 or 7-11?

n/t

[eshfemme]

7. I'm thinking that this will be as successful as the "Pray for Rain" movement

It's probably gonna backfire on them.

:rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

18. Yeah, those people prayed for rain to ruin...

...Obama's outdoor speech.

Turns out, the skies were clear and beautiful, and the temperature was perfect, with just a slight, breeze--which
kept comfortable 80,000 excited and elated Americans who listened to Obama's remarkable speech.

If it had rained, these religious nutjobs would have celebrated that God destroyed Obama's event.

We need to ask these people, since the weather was heaven-sent--if God was helping Obama's event. Using
their logic, this is the only conclusion that can be drawn.

[Kolesar]

8. There is a religious practice of fasting until one hallucinates

And they can hallucinate their Palin victory. Then they can hallucinate that Obama does not win next month, and then hallucinate that they are living in a small town in America in the 19th century. Heck, I could use some of that nirvana.

[LiberadorHugo]

9. hahahaha...

Somebody needs to forward that link to Richard Dawkins ASAP. He'll have a field day with this when Smokin' Joe leaves Caribou Barbie in the tears of a humiliating defeat. But knowing that god guy, he'll cause a random power outage wherever the Hell the Freeptard Server is located.

[CoffeeCat]

10. Yeah, right...

I'm sure God is hoping that Palin will win this debate. :eyes:

God loves warmongers. He loves liars, sociopaths and people who use their governor's office
to launch personal vendettas against despised relatives. God also likes people who torture
other human beings. God also enjoys lies. And when mothers abandon their special-needs
infants, to saunter around the country spreading propaganda and hate.

If there is any justice or decency in the universe--Sarah Palin will be chewed up, rejected,
spit out and catapulted back to Alaska where she can't further implement the black, soul-crushing
policies that BushCo and the neocons have unleashed on our poor nation.

[workinclasszero]

23. You have to wonder what God these lyin, vicious, hard-hearted

Pharisees, I-got-mine-you-go-to-hell republicans pray to anyway?:shrug:

[cags]

11. Prayer works...but sometimes God says no!!! Bahahahahahaha

[Curtland1015]

12. A prayer TIME SLOT?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

These "morans" have some pretty funny ideas about God!

[woo me with science]

31. When you are limited,

it is hard to imagine that God can multi-task.

[Renew Deal]

14. I wonder what they think about God putting Democrats into Congress in 2006?

I'd love to know.

[LynneSin]

15. I wonder if they are members of this group - there are 255 people fasting today for Bush

http://www.heartlight.org/fast/

[sharp_stick]

24. Doesn't look like it's working too well for them these days

From their spew:
Our goal is to have 1,000 people fasting for the President each day. That will greatly encourage him and keep him accountable when the Evil One seeks to sidetrack him from his commitment to the Lord.

From me: No wonder so much bad shit is happening to him they can't pull the thousand wackos a day anymore

From their "homepage":
There are
255
people fasting today!
Total Fasters: 1888

Fricking nutcases, the mental health association should use webpages like this and the membership lists to note the people that are in desperate need of medication and intervention.

[Shae]

36. The evil one?

Would that be Cheney?
:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Maybe we can get them to fast until the inaguration

[RichGirl]

19. Their arrogance is equal to their ignorance.

I'm sure the black churches have been praying (silently of course) for Obama to the same JESUS for months! If Jesus does hear prayers and answers them I have no doubt he'll vote Obama.

[Confusious]

20. Thank you Jebus!

For donuts and beer!

[Clio the Leo]

21. Well all I know is ..........

..... every night (among lots of other things) I pray that Barack says and does the right thing ..... and he always does. You do the math. ;)

(Of course I fully realize that's not a hard one for God to swing.)

I ain't fasting for NOBODY though. ..... pass the frickin' donuts.

[Iterate]

22. fast, baby, fast

[Teaser]

25. Anyone DUer who uses magick, is a witch, or prays to (whatever) god regularly

pony up, people. Time to put The Force to work.

[TornadoTN]

29. I'll do my part by offerring up my wishes to George Lucas, Luke Sywalker, Master Yoda

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Mace Windu, Shaak Ti, Han Solo, C-3PO, R2-D2, Princess Leia, Bail Organa, Owen Lars, Wedge, and my favorite

[Lautremont]

33. Walter Matthau's last great role!

[ellie]

26. What puzzles

me the most about right wing evangelicals, is that they pray for candidates who don't care about the poor. How did these people interpret "What you do to the least of my brethren, you do unto me?" I can imagine the prayer would go like this: Oh dear Lord, please make Candidate X win. He will shun those terrible poor people. Amen.

Insane.

[madmom]

28. OMFG!!!!!!!!!

[TheCoxwain]

46. PRAYER >>>>> see what George Carlin has to say about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

[Silent3]

30. "pick a prayer time slot"

I have a hard time imagining a more bankrupt theology than one which imagines a deity that responds with favors for skipping meals and prayer done as shift work.

[Ganja Ninja]

37. It's like setting up a tee time with God. n/t

[Moochy]

32. In Related News, Slim Jim, Cheetos and Cracker Barrel Stocks take a dive

[timber84]

44. I can't imagine what will happen to the "Chitlin" futures.

[progressivebydesign]

34. Jesus would NEVER support a woman that encourages the sport slaughter of wolves.

Remember all those nice depictions of him with helpless animals? The freepers think that their personal Jesus is going to intervene in this race so that they can delude themselves into thinking it's better for them financially.

It's ALWAYS about the $$$$$$ with republicans. They can pretend to be socially conservative, but it's the $$$$$ Always the $$$.

[spanone]

35. they think god gives a shit about politics?

[LiberadorHugo]

39. I'm going in...

I'm waiting for my confirmation E-Mail to arrive. I feel like having some fun.

[nc4bo]

40. These same idiots prayed for rain for the DNC - look how well *that* worked out.

They should quit while they are ahead....seriously.

[Lucky 13]

41. This explains a lot. These people are so weak from malnourishment they don't recognize her idiocy.

[TlalocW]

42. Someone with an account go over there and say

While praying and fasting, Jesus spoke to me and said that He was pulling for Biden in the debates, and Obama in the election. Since this is the son of God speaking, as a Christian, I have no choice but to switch my vote to align with the Messiah. I suggest the rest of you do the same. Amen.

TlalocW

[quantass]

45. lol

[annabanana]

47. "X-TREME" fasting, I hope. . . . n/t

[MANative]

48. OK, well they'll just have a head start on the rest of us ...

for the starvation that would come with a McSame/Falin election theft.

[gauguin57]

49. Mock if you will, but I've been praying for both Obama and Biden re: the debates

Because I know the Rethugs are underhanded, hypocritical, nasty liars who will say ANYTHING and make up ANY KIND OF CRAP to win the debates, I've been praying that Obama and Biden will bring a good, calm frame of mind and the brilliance they're capable of to all the rest of the debates. I pray for them to be well-rested, healthy and as mentally sharp as possible. No harm in that.

I won't be fasting, however. Weight Watchers dictates that I get a certain number of Points(tm) in each day.

[timber84]

50. Your example is way different than theirs.

They are praying for God's intervention. Big difference.

[gauguin57]

51. Oh, I talk a good game, but when I get really nervous (as I have been about these debates) ...

... I pray for God's intervention, too. I pray for McCain to keel over and for Palin's hairdo to explode. I pray for God to turn them into stuttering messes.

I pray for God to smite them as their typical Republican BULLSHIT leaks out of their lying, hypocritical mouths.

But that never works, so I realize it's better just to pray that our side brings its best game.