John McCain joke. You know how McCain LOVES to be the butt of a joke!

[trueblue2007]

Free Kittens

Lil Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS' next to them. Suddenly a big line of big black cars drove up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a white-haired old man stepped out from the biggest car. 'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.

'Kittens,' Lil Suzy says. 'They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked. 'They are REPUBLICANS,' says Lil Suzy.
The white-haired old man smiled broadly, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a great photo opportunity, the white-haired old man, Senator John McCain, called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up again. This time it included vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN and especially the Republican Puppet News - FOX. Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Senator McCain got out of his limo and walked up to Lil Suzy.

'Now don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today.'
'Yes, sir,' Suzy said, 'they are all DEMOCRAT kittens.'

Taken by surprise before so much of the media, Senator McCain sputtered, 'But honey, yesterday when I stopped, you told me that they were REPUBLICANS.'
Lil Suzy says, 'Yes sir, I know I said that. But today, they have their eyes open.'

[trueblue2007]

1. OH Come On!!

At least give me ONE comment.

Finally a "G" rated joke that you can tell to your Repuke friends.

[chiefofclarinet]

2. I heard that one before

But, I like how you made it more convincing. The original seemed a bit implausible. Only McCain would do such a debacle to be outsmarted by a little girl.

[trueblue2007]

8. I like how McCain appears so sheepish....a real loser

[KamaAina]

3. How many John McCains does it take to change a light bulb?

Light bulb? Don't you mean refilling the lamp with whale oil??

[uppityperson]

6. For 5 1/2 yrs Mccain didn't HAVE a lightbulb to change. It should change itself. nt

[Bake]

4. That's cute AND true!!

I'll give it a kick!

bake

[joanski0]

5. I liked it, too.

Thanks for the laugh. And, yes, it certainly is true. By the way, I have 8 cats, so I love cat stories and jokes!

[JimGinPA]

7. There Was An Ad From A Local Deli That They Sold Human Brains As A Delicacy

A guy went in out of curiousity and notices they have three varieties, Democratic @ $10 a lb, Independant @ $30 a lb and republcan @ $3500 a lb. He asked why the republican was so expensive and the counter person said, "Do you know how many republicans it takes to get a pound?"

[firedupdem]

9. Funny! I liked that one! n/t

[TheCoxwain]

10. Here is another one

Clinton ...George Bush....and McCain meet up on the sidewalk in Washington DC and find a $100 bill. They decide to reveal the biggest lie they told in their campaigns- The Person with the biggest lie gets the $100.

Clinton : I did have Sex with Paula and two of her friends at the same time ...

Bush: That's hardly a lie compared to mine.. I actually never enrolled in the National Guard ...The whole damn thing is a lie..

McCain: I have never though about Lying in my campaign - I am the STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS - I have always been


Bush & Clinton : YOU WIN

[Willo]

11. I like it and I have one

A revised oldie:

Governor Sarah Palin got sick and tired of hearing jokes about how dumb she was and not giving access to the media. So one evening she memorized all the state capitals.

The next day, Sarah Palin delivered her stump speech on the trail. At the conclusion, her handlers stepped forward quickly, blocking questions from the media, as they tried to hurry her through the crowd and aboard the Straight Talk Express. She overheard an exasperated reporter begin telling a she’s so dumb joke.

Sarah Palin pushed past a handler, interrupted the reporter and said: "I've had it up to HERE with these I’m so dumb jokes. I want you to know that THIS hockey mom crammed last night and did something probably none of you could do also: I memorized all the state capitals!" So one of the reporters says, "Oh yeah? What's the capital of Wyoming?" "W," she answers.

[Ian David]

12. Do you know why Willow Palin is so ugly?

Because Bridget McCain is her father.



What?

WHAT?

McCain did it first!



Don't look at me like that.



I'm bad.


Bad.


Very bad.

I know.