I wonder if Bush will come out in a tank

[Halliburton]

Kind of like 'Mission Accomplished' all over again.

[calico1]

1. He was a pilot wasn't he?

So he should land a plane onto his stage. Then come out in a flight soon and declare "mission accomplished."

[w13rd0]

2. He'll be shot over the stage...

...in a missle that looks remarkably like a giant phallus. It will burst open in a blinding flash of light, and the gold Bush head confetti will rain down as he parachutes to the podium, and the crowd of unthinking dittoheads will all bow down in worship, raise their arms up, and begin babbling in tongues.

[Paradise]

3. lol! :) n/t

[PDittie]

4. He IS going to come up from under the stage

on a riser.

Like Britney.

[Cat Atomic]

5. No, he's going to be dressed like this:

[DulceDecorum]

6. Check his shoes

Will they be flat or platform?