Morning Dew
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Sun Oct-05-08 02:34 AM
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Palin Derangement Syndrome |
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A dangerous mental affliction sweeping the nation. You may have this illness if you believe:
That tending a violet in your kitchen window qualifies you to run an arboretum
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That having a cat qualifies you to run a zoo
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Watching a documentary makes you an expert on the topic
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Playing Guitar Hero entitles you to play lead in a touring rock band
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Singing karaoke on YouTube qualifies you to sing for Journey heh!
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Having Palin's CV qualifies her to be Vice President.
If you or a loved one have symptoms like these, seek help at once.
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Sun Oct-05-08 02:43 AM
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1. If you have a bank account you are ready to be Secretary of theTreasury. |
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I can be an atomic physicist!
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