McCain's gonna try to show EMPATHY tonight...

[jenmito]

Kelly O'Donnell, who's covering him, just said that. He's going to try to show a sense of "warmth and sensibility" unlike the last debate. I guess the grandfatherly McCain will show up tonight. I hope Obama will get under his skin again!

[Demeter]

1. Ooh! That's Gonna Smart! 50 Cents Says He Fails

[jenmito]

17. I think he'll fail, too. I bet that he was practicing between naps all weekend how to pretend

to care. O'Donnell even said he's going to LOOK at Obama tonight and LISTEN to him. :rofl: I hope he doesn't like what he sees and hears and blows a gasket!

[On the Road]

50. Yeah -- 50 Cent Says

FAIL!

[Kookaburra]

2. Yeah, well, I can try to be Angelina Jolie, but

that don't mean it's going to happen.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. His only warmth is his body temperature

I hope Barack goads him into having a meltdown on live TV.

[LSparkle]

9. LOL! BombBomb's smile is like a crocodile ...

Kind of reminds me of Darth Cheney. Throw in that
twisted little laugh of his and BombBomb doesn't
come across as your grandfather, but like an old
PERVE.

[katty]

4. that will be hard to pull off--he is a rager, no ability to focus

and stay calm without eventually getting snarky and mean.

[WinkyDink]

16. Precisely. Leopard, spots, etc.

[Marsala]

5. "I feel your pain, America. The value on my seven houses has dropped, too."

"And my many millions of dollars of investments have all tanked."

[jenmito]

25. Exactly. And then Obama could just smile as the audience laughs at his poor attempt to look

like he even knows what it's LIKE to be poor!

[Marsala]

38. Hey, he's not an astronaut, but he understands the challenges of space!

He is SO screwed.

[jenmito]

45. Exactly!

:D

[speedoo]

6. How's he going to show something he's never had?

Oh and Kelly is looking unusually fine tonight.... (I had to say that,, she's a fave of mine....leer)

[FrenchieCat]

7. In otherwords, he's gonna put on a show!

[Skidmore]

8. Oh, puke. That means he'll be using that

smarmy, oily, creepy crocodile grin he gets when he's trying to be sincere.

[LSparkle]

14. With eyes as black as coals ...

He can smile all he wants but his eyes are absolutely
steely and unfeeling.

[Skidmore]

19. His eyes are reptilian.

Probably even has nictating membranes too. Notice that weird blinky-blink thing he does?

[LSparkle]

36. Just like Cindy ...

Now THAT's one reptilian woman (almost as scary as
Condi).

[Skidmore]

40. Where's Swamp Rat when you need him anyway?

The Crocodile King and his consort...begs some artwork, doesn't it?

[lisa58]

10. too effin late (imho) and yes, Obama needs to push his buttons

[katty]

22. yes, activate his rage button--a cake walk for Obama

[eshfemme]

11. LOL, good one!

Is he gonna try to rip off Bush's compassionate conservative schtick now? Wow... what a smart move.

:sarcasm:

[WinkyDink]

12. Not gonna happen. He is NOTHING BUT BITTER. BIT. TER.

[rucky]

13. Sarcastic swipes peppered with praise.

He thinks he's being clever when he does shit like that, but it reminds voters of their ex-spouse.

[katty]

26. manic depressive behavior--he needs a bottle of xanax for calm

[Phredicles]

15. Y'know, I THOUGHT I sensed a great disturbance in the Force;

Thanks for clearing that up...

[jenmito]

21. ...

:rofl:

[Catshrink]

37. ...

:rofl: :rofl:

GMTA

[Schulzz]

18. Suspended campaign... POW... saved economy... POW... bipartisan...Maverick!

:boring:

[SDJay]

20. And Brokaw will give him every chance to

do whatever the hell McCrap wants to do. This one isn't being moderated by someone objective - just keep that in mind if it seems fishy tonight.

[jenmito]

35. Hopefully, Obama won't be phased by that and he'll still manage to get under

McCain's skin.

[BrklynLiberal]

23. Is he going to grow a beard and be smoking a pipe???

How about a red suit and some reindeer?

[Z_I_Peevey]

24. Empathy for whom?

His fellow millionaires? Golden parachute CEOs? Heiresses? Klan members? Secessionists? Bush and Cheney, because they're so misunderstood?

[jenmito]

27. Exactly. He has to know how the regular people feel to be able to show empathy!

It will come off phony if he tries it.

[Critters2]

28. And I'm gonna try to fly!

Wish me luck! ;)

[jenmito]

33. Good luck!

:D

[CrispyQ]

29. He's just spent the last two days priming himself at hate fests,

so just like that he's going to be something he's never been? They are delusional.

[jenmito]

41. And that stupid laugh after his attack lines are just strange! I hope he does THAT

and hope he thinks that's being nice, friendly, etc.

[tilsammans]

30. Oh yeah right

Like that's really possible, McCain showing empathy.

:rofl:

[Johonny]

31. Oh god tell me he won't be wearing a gay sweater

[traveller]

34. cool comment NOT

[Johonny]

48. It's McCain's own words

He thinks the sweater makes him gay, not me.

[jane_pippin]

32. Mr. Burns: Why are my teeth showing like that? Advisor: Because you're smiling!

[volstork]

39. Good luck with that.... n/t

[jenmito]

42. And if he IS totally different from his last debate, he'll fall into the same trap

Al Gore did-appearing to change each time instead of keeping it real.

[Fozzledick]

43. Yeah, the important thing is to fake sincerity

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

44. Broka$$ will give him a chance to express his condolences for Biden's family

:puke::puke:

[jenmito]

46. You mean like he did for Ted Kennedy (even though he was out of the hospital already?)

And nobody commented on it. People see through his phony "kindness."

[TheKentuckian]

47. "You can't afford higher taxes in these tough economic times

my friends" "My friends, raising taxes causes jobs to go overseas" "I'll keep taxes for low for all".

"My friends, We'll open up new markets. I want to see your products and services available all over the world, all over the world".

"Healthcare, I can fix that, we don't want some bureaucrat making medical choices"

"Wars...I know how to win wars my friends and bring home our troops in victory"

Queue the lame shining city on the hill Raygun rehash and you have McSame.

[ThoughtCriminal]

49. Fail

badly