Funny story about Kid Rock and the Bush twins

[zulchzulu]

How pathetic!

Twins & Kid: No chants encounter

Kid Rock concerts aren't political rallies - as Jenna and Barbara Bush learned the hard way.

President Bush's daughters turned out for Rock's Wednesday night show at nightclub Avalon and danced, drank, and sang the night away in a tightly guarded upstairs VIP box opposite the stage.

But when the foulmouthed cowboy finished his set, the twins earnestly tried to lead the hundreds of beer-drenched, rowdy Republicans in a chant of "Four more years! Four more years!"

Both girls leaned over their "Evita balcony" and shouted, exhorting friends around them to join in. But it was not to be.

The teeming masses below, clamoring for a Kid Rock encore, drowned out the Bush daughters' feeble yells, and Jenna and Barbara were soon forced to abandon their quixotic quest.

Even worse, Kid Rock neglected to give the twins any shout-outs over the course of his performance, despite the fact that his routine included the song "If I Were President," in which he promises to give his State of the Union address "from a mile high, smoking a joint on Air Force One."

At one point in the evening, the twins' tallest male friends in the VIP booth stood atop a table and formed a human wall to shield Jenna and Barbara from the prying eyes of reporters positioned on a nearby balcony.

Around 2 a.m. Kid Rock finally wrapped up and the girls were spirited away in black Suburbans.

Not Rock, though. He loitered inside while his handlers shooed fans away. When one leaned an arm up against his massive General Motors SUV, a publicist ordered: "Keep your hands off the Denali!"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/grove/

[miss_kitty]

1. even though this wasn't in the lounge

i was thinking it was going to be about a three-way. my bad.

[Tommy_Douglas]

2. If there could even be a scarier guy then Bush as pres...

It'd be Kid Rock... man that'd be horrible...