PretzelWarrior
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Fri Oct-10-08 12:30 AM
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Hey, is that asshole CHeney still alive? I haven't heard from him |
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I just don't want to miss out on the perp walk.
Anyone know what Rummy the Dummy is up to? How about Chimp Gonzalez? I want to remember these evil men and their evil deeds for all time and help the chorus of those who demand jusice.
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Fri Oct-10-08 12:33 AM
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1. He's looking for Osama |
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I really think it's something along those lines. Prob w/ his Saudi buddies, stirring up trouble.
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Fri Oct-10-08 12:40 AM
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whatever you do don't say that name three times while looking in a mirror! :scared:
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Fri Oct-10-08 12:46 AM
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3. Paraguay, Checking out the Airfield |
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Or maybe at Cheyenne Mountain, at NORAD HQ, planning the martial law declaration and cancellation of the election.
Or maybe with Kenny Lay in Thailand.
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Fri Oct-10-08 02:38 AM
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8. hmm....is this a conspiracy theory I hadn't heard at DU yet? |
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So is Cheney going to join JFK, Hitler, and Kenny boy for a golf foursome over there with Elvis caddying?
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Fri Oct-10-08 12:46 AM
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4. Cheney and McCain are Working on a Duet Arrangement of "Bomb, Bomb, Iran" |
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Fri Oct-10-08 01:15 AM
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5. He had to return to a coffin with soil from his homeland. |
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Fri Oct-10-08 01:29 AM
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6. He's got to lie low...the republicans don't want no part of him (or Bush) they are not even |
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Edited on Fri Oct-10-08 01:30 AM by LaPera
calling themselves republicans....on ballots they refer to themselves as "GOP".
We have to keep the pressure on and always call them what they are, not conservatives, NOT right-wing, or GOP - but what they all are......FUCKING REPUBLICANS!!
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Fri Oct-10-08 02:34 AM
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7. He's making sure all Bush administration documents are destroyed |
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before Obama shows up to throw their asses in prison.
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Fri Oct-10-08 02:40 AM
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Fri Oct-10-08 03:02 AM
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10. They rolled him out to "whip Congress into shape" for the bailout |
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after an apparent epic fail he returned to his sarcophagus to continue to regenerate and meditate upon his Sith Holocron.
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Fri Oct-10-08 03:04 AM
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11. lol. he got peeved when Patrick Leahy told him, |
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"Go fuck yourself, Cheney. Go fuck yourself."
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Fri Oct-10-08 04:07 AM
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12. He's in an undisclosed location. In Argentina. With his kinfolk. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-10-08 04:08 AM by No Elephants
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Fri Oct-10-08 05:01 AM
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Boo!
I imagine that 100 years from now, children will sit around the campfire telling scary stories about Dick Cheney.
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