Any way we can harness the anger of the McCain-Palin crazed mobs to power our cities?

[gauguin57]

Someone should be working on that. Instead of mere naked hate, they could be producing clean, green energy. We just have to somehow hook their pea brains up to a battery, maybe with a potato on the other side of the wires or something.

[mscuedawg]

1. Great Idea! I'll start w/my Father in law

Let me know when you get your patent!

[flamingdem]

2. An excellent idea

make sure you get the patent!

[instantkarma]

3. Ever seen The Matrix?

problem solved.

[crankychatter]

5. gmta nt

[crankychatter]

4. like the Matrix? What would a Republican alternative reality look like?

Perhaps they could be stuck eternally in the 1990s, hating on Bill Clinton... just to keep them happy while they fuel the REAL world

[gauguin57]

6. I prefer the Monsters Inc. analogy ... we can get energy from their fear of the black man!

[frogcycle]

7. Well, there are projects to develop energy from trash...

so maybe poor white trailer trash COULD be a source of ethanol


can I push the button? please, please, please?

[Beregond2]

8. I think we can go simpler. Let's bring back the treadmill.

[Frank Booth]

9. K&R.

We can just lock them up in a room at the plant and let them watch professional wrestling all day. It's not like they'd be doing anything more productive anyway.

[gauguin57]

10. Uh oh. If McCain and Palin cut back on the "terrorist" rhetoric, my energy plan will have failed.

Then again, McCain gave them permission to continue with their "ferocity." So, perhaps our energy crisis is solved, after all.