Tired of casting asparagus? Try goating people.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

I know some folks don't like Freeper posts, but I do and this one delights me. This is an explanation from FR of the McCain being booed for calling Obama a "decent man" brouhaha. (The A-rab lady and the booers were all Obama spies... they're everywhere, you know!)

It's like a free form haiku or something. Very e. e. cummings.


And who was boos ?
Obama plants in the crowd !
Go to a rally and see the Obama freaks there trying to goat people !
I been to the rallies !

[youthere]

1. Ooh that's BAAA-D.

[mcctatas]

2. locking....

no sex threads;)

[Bicoastal]

3. i saw a pro-Obama shirt sold on a New York sidewalk the other day...

...it was a picture of Obama, Michelle, and the kids, and the caption was:

Happy Dream Family

[ourbluenation]

4. wow...

eeeeeeeeeee!

[volstork]

5. Nothing to say but this:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

27. ---

[WeDidIt]

6. You could always yell epitaphs

LIFE IS NOT MEASURED
BY THE NUMBER OF BREATHS WE TAKE,
BUT BY THE MOMENTS
THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY!!!!!!!1111elevens

[11 Bravo]

7. I knew it!

I read the thread title and was certain it was more freeper idiocy. Good catch!

[Matariki]

8. Jeez, do Freeper Moms hit their baby's heads with a rock on the way out?

What is that shit?

[complain jane]

30. you almost made me spit wine on my keyboard

[Zookeeper]

33. .....

:spray:

[Shiver]

48. The doctor is supposed to slap them on the ass or something, right?

My suspicion is they can't tell the lil' Freepers asses from their faces... so, in a nutshell, yes. Yes they do.

[POAS]

9. Who was boos ?

see reality

fantasy is no reality

bite reality

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

19. Who is asks?

[POAS]

21. goat people?

[Zynx]

36. This guy is Boos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKKq7kMF8w

[rosesaylavee]

10. Preaching to the quier again?

:rofl:

[grantcart]

11. I love freeper posts but too lazy to find them - thanks

from an earlier thread


"Sarah should bitch slap McCain and make him straighten up"

[Lisa0825]

12. Cast asparagus at ME!

I love asparagus, and it ain't cheap, so feel free to cast some in my general direction!

[gauguin57]

13. Hey! Quit goating people.

[mamalone]

14. I never knew that goats could be cute...

But that is one seriously adorable animal:loveya:

[grannylib]

15. Wow, that is really unintentionally poetic!! That is pretty funny.

[Kingofalldems]

16. This is HUGH!!11!!!!11

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

17. Don't go throwing epitaths around, either

:rofl:

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

18. Hmmm. That might be a useful word... a combination of epithet and epitaph

[begin_within]

20. This is just ass nine.

[theothersnippywshrub]

22. Hard to beet that.

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

25. Series!

[ColoradoMagician]

23. So the number of McCain supporters at the rallies is actually lower

If Obama supporters were actually going to McCain rallies, that means the number of McCain supporters is actually lower. Pretty sad since the number of people attending McCain rallies are lower than Obama rallies anyway.

[rucky]

24. You know how to spot the Obama plants?

They're the ones who are awake.

[POAS]

45. Is the guy in front

glad to see us or maybe dreaming about Sarah?

[DevonRex]

26. LOL! I read similar stuff on another site today, spelled correctly.

And it wasn't a freeper site, either, if you get my drift.

[Leopolds Ghost]

28. Seeing posts like this... I weap for the future of this country.

[DefenseLawyer]

29. Goating people is illegal in 38 states.

And I'm pretty sure it gets your name on a list. If it doesn't then it should!

[crispini]

31. I see goat people.

:wtf:

[myrna minx]

32. OK, that actually made me laugh out loud.

:rofl: :spray:

If I were a scrap booker, that would go into my Precious Election Memories book.

[Zookeeper]

34. Obama plants in the crowd? No, I don't think he has time for....

gardening right now.

[sarcasmo]

35. Where can I buy an Obama plant? Is it a perennial?

[LiberalHeart]

38. No, but it lasts eight years.

[TooRaLoo]

40. Not sure, but Palin plants are easy to get

[Forkboy]

37. As a black metal fan I goat people all the time.

Horns up! :)

[TooRaLoo]

39. I wesh you people woult stop tryign to belabbor the pointe.

Its just gettin prepostamus.

[madeline_con]

41. I been to the rallies !

:bounce:

[CitizenPatriot]

42. inbred goats? this is new. nt

[Monk06]

43. Not only are they trying to goat the people, Obama surrogates are stealing the electon, seriesly

[quiet.american]

44. This might (or should I say, "mite") just be a new classic. nt

[trof]

46. Are you series?

That guy sounds like a lunar tick.

[geiger]

47. Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson? My two favorite authors at the moment.

May Whomever Was their Higher Power bless their souls.

[OwnedByFerrets]

49. OMG Farking Hilarious!!!

Ive said it all along...they are nothing more than sheeple:rofl: