McCain/Palin - A Green Eggs & Ham Style DU Interactive Poem...Join In, Add Yours!

[debbierlus]

Okay, I am just a little buzzed and I thought it would be cool to start an interactive Green Eggs & Ham Style Poem that we could keep going until Election day...If you like the idea, kick & recommend, & please add your verse or a series of verses. Funny or serious. Whatever you like...I'll start (to the tune & theme of Green Eggs & Ham - please forgive us Dr. Seuss):


Will you vote for McCain Palin?

I will not vote for McCain/Palin.

Will you vote for them while on grass?
Will you vote for them in the state of MA?

I will not vote for them in the state of MA & I will not vote for them while on Grass....I will not vote for them don't you see...I
do not vote for the Republican Party....

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[Berry Cool]

1. I did not vote for them in the state of Ohio

And I voted early, oh me oh my oh.

I did not vote for McCain/Palin.
I did not vote for them, it would be a sin.
I did not vote for them, don't you see,
I do not vote for the Republican Party.

[TheDoorbellRang]

2. Could you, would you check the box

By Greentooth John and Grizzlylocks?

I could not, would not check the box
I won't support those sorry f*cks.

I do not like them, debbierlus
Especially now when times are parlous.

[debbierlus]

5. Lmao

:+

[Motown_Johnny]

3. .

I will not vote for them in my life
I will not vote for them during economic strife

I will not vote for them during a war
I will not vote for gramps and the _____

[debbierlus]

4. Well, he can't say ass, so we must keep it polite :)

:)

[Motown_Johnny]

12. Hey.. she is boring.. Sorry. I didn't want to call her a Bore outright.

[vixengrl]

6. I would not vote for Palin/MCCain-

Not in any order--Are you insane?
I would not, could not on a plane,
Hell no!--there's not a thing to gain!
I would not could not on a boat,
without envisioning a jackboot on my throat.
I would not could not in A BOOTH--
these crazy folks don't tell the TRUTH!
I do not like RepubliCan'ts
I wish their pants were filled with ANTS!
I do not like them for a ticket-
I really think we all should picket!
I do not like these shallow boobs--
I want to send them down the tubes!
I do not like McCain and Palin-
I think they mean Democracy's failin'
they aren't good, they're really poor--
a used-up old hack and a--chick from Alaska.


What? Seuss wrote kid's books, right?

[vixengrl]

7. I would not vote for Palin/MCCain-

Not in any order--Are you insane?
I would not, could not on a plane,
Hell no!--there's not a thing to gain!
I would not could not on a boat,
without envisioning a jackboot on my throat.
I would not could not in A BOOTH--
these crazy folks don't tell the TRUTH!
I do not like RepubliCan'ts
I wish their pants were filled with ANTS!
I do not like them for a ticket-
I really think we all should picket!
I do not like these shallow boobs--
I want to send them down the tubes!
I do not like McCain and Palin-
I think they mean Democracy's failin'
they aren't good, they're really poor--
a used-up old hack and a--chick from Alaska.


What? Seuss wrote kid's books, right?

[vixengrl]

8. I do not like the double posts

it's the kind of click I hate the most.
I think I know how to use this forum,
but script errors--well
who doesn't deplore'em?

[halobeam]

11. no one blames you vixengrl

for we saw double, but didn't hurl
the Seuss-like poem 'bout Cain and Palin
you've got talent, you weren't failin'...

we all deplore the second click
'Tis worth saying twice, it may just stick
so worry none, be proud, stand tall
sit back, enjoy, and watch them fall!

[rug]

9. I do not like McCain/Palain.

I do not like them Sam-Again

I did not like him in a box.
His VP's head head is full of rocks.

I did not like him in a plane.
He will send us into Spain.

I do not like him in a boat.
He has not earned a single vote.

I do not like him on a train.
He is a scumbag, John McCain.

He will not live in a White House.
His first wife said he is a louse.

I do not like McCain/Palain.
I do not like them Sam-Again.

Say!

I still hate their stinking guts.
His core is filled with racist nuts.

[debbierlus]

10. Bravo!

[windbreeze]

13. here's mine

I cannot vote for McCain and Palin
Because you see, I will be failing
to check that box, before mailing in
my ballot, so you can see I'm bailing
when it comes to voting for McCain and Palin

I can't vote for them when in the trees
or while out upon the seas,
not when tubing up the river or down,
neither in the country nor right in town
not even on a mountain top where she might see
Russia, China, or the Japanese,
I just can't vote for them you see..