Hank Williams Jr. Brings the Stupid

[Teaser]

I wish this wasn't true:

McCain - Palin Tradition

By Hank Williams Jr.



The left wing liberal media have

Always been a real close knit family

But, most of the American People

Don't believe em anyway ya see

Stop and think it over

Before you make your decision

If they smell something

They're gonna come down strong

It's a McCain - Palin tradition



Now this old Union's got problems

That is plain to see

The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac

Just like 1, 2, 3

The bankers didn't want to make all those bad loans,

But Bill Clinton said you got to

Now they want a bail out, what I'm talking about

Is a Democrat liberal who doo



CHORUS

John N Sarah tell ya

Just what they think

And they're not gonna blink

And they're gonna fix this country

Cause they're just like you N ole Hank

Yes John is a maverick

And Sarah fixed Alaska's broken condition

They're gonna go just fine

We're headed for better times

It's a McCain - Palin tradition



I am very proud of America's name

Bu no society is perfect

And we have had our stains

If I'm down at the coffee shop and

Somebody wants to give our flag friction

We say please move on

Cause we're standing strong

That's an old John McCain tradition



CHORUS

John N Sarah tell ya

Just what they think

And they're not gonna blink

And they're gonna fix this country

Cause they're just like you N ole Hank

Yes John is a maverick

And Sarah fixed Alaska's broken condition

They're gonna go just fine

We're headed for better times

It's a McCain - Palin tradition



Some are bound to tell you I'm

Preaching to the choir

And that is very true

And we are going even higher

Like a mama bear in Idaho

She'll protect your family's condition

If you mess with her cubs

She's gonna take of the gloves

It's an American female tradition



CHORUS

John N Sarah tell ya

Just what they think

And they're not gonna blink

And they're gonna fix this country

Cause they're just like you N ole Hank

Yes John is a maverick

And Sarah fixed Alaska's broken condition

They're gonna go just fine

We're headed for better times

It's a McCain - Palin tradition


I had planned to do some math tonight. No longer.

[mcctatas]

1. The nutters are showing their family values again....

Country music singers
have always been a real close family
but lately some of my kin folks
have disowned a few others and me
i guess its because
i kinda changed my direction
i guess i went and broke the family tradition

they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition

I am very proud
of my daddys name
although his kinda music
and mine ain't exactly the same
stop and think it over
put yourself in my position
if i get stoned and sing all night long
it's a family tradition

Don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
If I'm down in a Honky-Tonk
Some ol' slicks tryin to give me corrections
I'll say leave me alone
I'm singin all night long
it's a family tradition

Lordy, I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
and they both tried to kill me
in 1973
when that doctor asked me
Son how did you get in this condition
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on
an old family tradition

So don't ask me Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Try and put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition!

[polichick]

2. He always was a dumb drunk redneck.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Makes Toby Keith look like William Faulkner.

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. LOL! Now that made me laugh

[salguine]

58. Best crack since the Guardian said "Sarah Palin makes George W. Bush look like Cicero."

[SoxFan]

100. With Toby Keith, you know it's a show biz schtick.

This nitwit really believes this nonsense. That's the difference.

[carnie_sf]

110. Didn't Toby Keith

endorse Obama?

[iamthebandfanman]

4. to bad nobody listens to him anymore then , eh ? n/t

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Williams likes Bush and McCain because they're fellow legacies

They wouldn't be where they are today if it hadn't been for their daddies.

[Olney Blue]

7. My house will be a Hank-free zone now.

[speedoo]

22. I hope you mean Hank JR, free.

I think Hank's music belongs in every house.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=32tcvdd4SCI&feature=related

That's him singing the second solo. he's one of the greatest of all time.

[carnie_sf]

69. True

there's only one Hank

[mrcheerful]

8. Another puke with daddy issues, how surprising

[Left Is Write]

9. If he had any talent left, he could have written a whole new song.

Oh, and what a big bad guy Bill Clinton is! He forced those poor, innocent banks to make risky loans!

[Bucky]

19. I had the same reaction to Elton John's thing at the Princess Diana funeral

And how can you not enjoy Republicans trying to blame everything on Clinton? Hell, it's a "McCain-Palin tradition"!
Only this one is more than five weeks old.

[BrklynLiberal]

10. Hank who????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dr Fate]

11. I like the original version better-the one where he smokes dope & drinks booze all night.

...they get on me wanna know Hank
why do you drink?
(Hank) why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
over and over
everybody made my prediction
so if i get stoned
I'm just carryin'
on an old family tradition..."

[GimmeDANEger]

12. this would put a tear in his father's beer. n/t

[spanone]

13. stupid is as stupid does

[Coexist]

14. who william what?

[JimDandy]

15. These lyrics are SOOO bad they are beyond skunk-stink.

How embarassing for McCain/Palin!

[speedoo]

16. His father would be very displeased.

Hank Jr. is a POS, and no credit to his father.

[Left Is Write]

20. I believe you're right.

[Bucky]

17. The bankers didn't want to make all those bad loans, / But Bill Clinton said you got to

Is it just me, does that line get everyone else here up 'n' dancing too?

That Hank, Jr just knows how to write 'em!

[Arctic Dave]

18. Hank, the disappointment I have in you right now

is unbelievable.

[snake in the grass]

21. Bocephus...

...has always been a turd.

[sandnsea]

23. You've got that right

I lived in Montana when he was raising hell there. What an ass.

[malik flavors]

24. Stick to monday night football, Junior.

[awoke_in_2003]

70. You don't know how much I wish

they would get rid of his shitty song.

[Skip Intro]

25. Well, I guess you can drink too much. I'm with the poster above - my house is hank jr free now.

not that I'm a big country fan anyway, but he was one I could get into...was


screw you hank williams jr, it's over...I was drunk anyway

[raysr]

26. Is that for REAL?????

[Teaser]

30. yep

.

[brentspeak]

27. Hank Jr. is a hack-er-ick, not a mav-er-ick

And that song is a whole lotta stupid.

[Stephist]

28. He Ought To team Up With Aaron Tippen...

Call it the pathetic joke tour.

[Left Is Write]

49. Has Aaron Tippin had a hit since the mid 90s?

[Stephist]

50. Nope

But he calls himself a country legend. Now he is teaming with Miss Wasila screaming drill baby drill...

From his website...

Tippin delivered a pounding performance at the rally and was humbled that the Governor appreciated his point of view.
;)

[Left Is Write]

59. A LEGEND? Aaron Tippin, a country legend?

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

29. Never cared much for BoStupidus anyway, but this definitely settles it....

...He's now officially the least talented member of the Williams family.

Hank Sr. - classic stuff. One of the roots of country and rock.

Hank III - can go from country to punk rock to metal and not sound stupid doing so

Guess it skipped a generation for the Repuke Retread?

[raysr]

31. "big 'ol tomaters and home made wine-

a douche-bag can survive".

[mikekohr]

32. I'M Burning All My Bocephus Albumns Immediately

mike kohr

[mikekohr]

33. That Put's A Tear In My Beer and I'M Sure Hank Never Done It This Way

mike kohr

[mitchum]

34. That no talent piece of shit is not fit to lick one of his father's syringes

[budkin]

35. Irrelevant hack.

[WindRiverMan]

36. I bought tickets to one of his concerts once for me and a girlfriend who liked him

The fucker showed up on stage so drunk, he could hardly talk and let alone sing. I have hated this man like a passion ever since, and I want my seventy-five dollars back. He owes me. Jackass.

[Zomby Woof]

37. He DISGRACES his father's name

I just threw up in my mouth.

[elshiva]

38. This is Hank Williams, Sr.'s son? HELP!

It went a long way down from "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" (which said it was understandable for a MAN to cry for a good reason) to this backwards shit. Junior's moved the family name from classic music to bullshit. This is why so many liberals hate Country Music, too much of this RW bullshit, not enough of the REAL DEAL.

[Clio the Leo]

39. Isnt that the truth! You know Sr. would have vote for Obama!!! .....

.... (searching the recesses of my brain for an appropriate song.)

[elshiva]

42. I don't know Senior's political beliefs.

He did write a lot of great songs, though. Even if he was a Republican, he probably would not have much to do with the modern NeoCons.

[Clio the Leo]

43. He alternated between drinking and going to church.....

..... I seriously doubt he HAD political beliefs lol .... but he was southerner living in the first half of the 20th Century. And NO decent southerner alive then would EVER be accused of being a Republican.

Most of them were racist Dixie-crats, but that's another matter. ;)

And you're right ... one of the greatest lyricists of our time.

Darn it! I'm gonna find us an Obama song! I know there's gotta be ONE that will fit. lol

[Clio the Leo]

44. "Move it on Over"...

that didn't take long!

(this isn't Sr., but I cant find his version uploaded anywhere, its HIS song anyway)

http://ia200033.eu.archive.org/2/audio/wh2003-09-20.flac16/wh2003-09-20d2t14_vbr.mp3

[elshiva]

46. Good point. :)

:hug:

[Clio the Leo]

51. Actually I'm wrong....

.... turns out ol' Hank did have some idea of the world outside of Nashville.

Here's a song that I THINK is about Joseph Stalin (someone correct me if I've got the wrong Joe)

NO, NO JOE

Steel guitar intro

Now look her Joe quit acting smart
Stop being that old brazen sort
Don’t you go sellin’ this country short?
No, no, Joe

Just because you think you’ve found
The system that we know ain’t sound
Don’t you go throwin’ your weight around?
No, no Joe

Coz the Kaiser tried and Hitler tried it
Mussolini tried it too
Now they’re all suttin’ around a fire and did you know
They’re saving place for you

Now Joe you ought to get it clear
You can’t push folks around with fear
Coz we don’t scare easy over here
No, no Joe

Fiddle and steel guitar break

What makes you do the things you do?
You getting’ folks mad at you
Don’t bite off more than you can chew?
No, no Joe

Coz you want a scrap that you can’t win
You don’t know what you’re getting in
Don’t you go around leading with your chin?
No, no Joe

Now you got tanks some fair size tanks
But you’re acting like a clown
Don’t go Yanks a mess of Yanks
And you might get caught with your tanks down

Don’t go throwin’ out your chest
You’ll pop the buttons off you vest
You’re playing with a hornet’s nest
No, no Joe

Fiddle and steel guitar break

You know you think you’re somebody we should dread
Just because you’re seeing red
You better get that foolishness out of your head
No, no Joe

And you might be itching for a fight
Quit braggin’ about how your bear can bite
Coz you’re sitting on a keg of dynamite
No, no Joe

[elshiva]

65. Well, Stalin WAS an asshole.

So, I get where he is coming from...

[Clio the Leo]

56. "Dear John"

This is fun, I could do this all night long...

"Dear John"

Well when I woke up this mornin',
There was a note upon my door,
Said don't make me no coffee Babe,
'cause I won't be back no more,
And that's all she wrote, Dear John,
I've sent your saddle home.


Now Jonah got along in the belly of the whale,
Daniel in the lion's den,
But I know a guy that didn't try to get along,
And he won't get a chance again,
And that's all she wrote, Dear John,
I've fetched your saddle home.



Well she didn't forward no address,
Nor she didn't say goodbye,
All she said was if you get blue,
Just hang your little head and cry,
And that's all she wrote, Dear John,
I've sent your saddle home.


Now my gal's short and stubby,
She's strong as she can be,
But if that little old gal of mine,
Ever get's a-hold of me,
That's all she wrote, Dear John,
I've sent your saddle home.

[JawJaw]

90. "I'm Sorry For You, My Friend"

You’ve known so long that you were wrong
But still you had your way
You told her lies and alibis
And hurt her more each day
But now your conscience bothers you
You’ve reached your journey’s end
You’re asking me for sympathy
I’m sorry for you, my friend.

You laughed inside each time she cried
You tried to make her blue
She tagged along through right and wrong
Because she worshipped you
You know that you’re the one to blame
There’s no use to pretend
Today’s the day you start to pay
I’m sorry for you, my friend.

Today as she walked arm in arm
At someone else’s side
It made you stop and realize
That time has turned the tide
You should have known you’d be alone
’cause cheaters never win
You tried and lost, now pay the cost
I’m sorry for you, my friend.

:nopity: :cry:

[Morning Dew]

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[Clio the Leo]

41. We should all be thankful that no word in the English language rhymes with...

..... "Barack."

Othwerise, he'd have thrown it in too.

[RandomKoolzip]

48. Um..."Rock?"

:shrug:

Bocephus is a cock.

[Dr. Death]

108. Well, "carack" kind of does, but unless they want to compare Obama

to an early modern ship type, it won't help them much.

[Blondiegrrl]

45. Bocephus sucks. At least his son doesn't kiss up to the GOP.

Hank Williams III:

"I've never been very political, 'cuz they don't want your vote if you're on probation. And it doesn't matter anyway. If it did, things would be a lot different. All I can say is that the rules, and the way things are getting approached right now on all sides, makes it look pretty grim for us. They aren't allowing people to think for themselves and that's sad for America. We're at war, having our kids die, and killing other people while (our government) over here is taking away more and more rights from US citizens. That just doesn't add up. It makes me almost sick. Everybody has to loosen up and quit being so fuckin' uptight. And this idea of building a wall (across the Mexican border) is a crock of shit. Fucking wake up, get real and deal with what's at hand, and that means changing the way America's been going."

... and I like Hank III's music a hell of a lot better, too.

Source:
http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/4818.html

[ShortnFiery]

47. If McCain ain't got Mojo Nixon, then his campaign could use some fixin.'

:evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VCHj2OSdw

[demwing]

71. You and Me

punk rock girl!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVNi8vw83w4

[ShortnFiery]

84. and we sing ...

:evilgrin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUc4cMFN-EE

[blogslut]

104. Now, there's a fellow with an anthem

Burn Down the Malls!

[and-justice-for-all]

52. This coming from a guy who treats his son, Shelton, like crap..

McCorpse/Falin = National Suicide

[Blondiegrrl]

54. Love them family values! n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

74. He spends more time with Kid Rock then w/Shelton(HANK III)..nt

[Rocknrule]

53. Excuse me...

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Elidor]

55. That's too awful to be real

C'mon, pull the other one-it's got bells on.

[Blondiegrrl]

57. *ahem* Use this song as a palate cleanser:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaHIce8GguM

I maintain that talent skipped a generation. It went directly from Hank Senior to Hank III.

[chatnoir]

60. Excuse me while I go

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[CreekDog]

61. I guess he hit his head pretty hard in that accident

:eyes:

[joop]

62. i am so not a country music person

I can't even read the lyrics w/o falling asleep. thanks for not posting a soundclip.

whatevs. He'll have lots of copies of this left over when they lose in the landslide that's coming.

[blitzen]

63. I'd like to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye...

and...well..you know

[David Zephyr]

64. Apparently, Hank, Sr. didn't get the full load into his wife when Junior was spawned.

Half load.

[demwing]

66. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Damn HWJ always makes me need to spit.

[Chorophyll]

67. "The Democrats bankrupted Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac"

Dag-nabbit ole Hank, I feel real bad that we bankrupted your kin folk.

(Sorry. Couldn't help myself.)

[carnie_sf]

68. You know

I loved his father's music, but everything I've ever heard by bocephus has pretty much been garbage :puke:

[rosesareredroses]

72. what about the terrorist line?

i just saw this story on abc news and they commented on a certain verse that i didn't see in the original post.
did a search; http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/10/hank-williams-j.html

But Williams sang the song twice on Monday, once at a joint McCain-Palin rally in Virginia Beach and the second time at the Richmond Raceway.

And he didn’t always stick to the song sheet.

At the first appearance in Virginia Beach, Williams added a line to the song about Barack Obama.

"John and Sarah tell you just what they think.
And they're not gonna blink.
And they don't have terrorist friends
to whom their careers are linked,"

Williams sang.

That line is not included in the lyrics released by the campaign.

Nor is another line that Williams included in Richmond about Governor Palin. It sounds on the tape like he sings: "Why do you hunt? God why do you fish? How can you be so smart and be such a good lookin’ dish?"

Palin is standing just a few feet away.

[PinkSunset]

88. They played it on XM POTUS 08 yesterday

and both those horrible verses were included. It took all I had not to change the station, but I like to know how the other side thinks, no matter how mind numbing.

[thoughtcrime1984]

73. 349 is all you need to know.

As in EV's. Go hide in a cave for 8 years, dumbasses!

[WinkyDink]

75. "Are you ready for some STUPID?!"

[liberal1973]

77. :)

:rofl: :rofl:

[honkydonkey]

76. This goes along with his other old hit....

If the south woulda won we woulda had it made.. Blah. I grew up hearing his music all the time. All my rowdy friends, etc. My next door neighbors country band is named Young Country after one of his stupid songs. Hank Jr. comes to our county to hunt with another redneck. They go smoke dope etc, together. You can pretty much tell that if Hank Jr. promotes something, you shouldn't like it. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[sufrommich]

78. How pathetic. Hank Jr.s first greatest hits album has always

been one of my favorites,sad that he's jumped the shark and become a caricature of himself.He had some great songs once upon a time.

[CTLawGuy]

79. Kuntreee Myoozik

I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard...


and a country music singer is a Republican?????? say it ain't so!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

80. Why can't he be more like his father...

and die at a young age? Seriously. Has this worthless bag of crap accomplished anything in this life?

[Ganja Ninja]

81. Hank Jr must have been kicked in the head by a horse when he was little.

He's a few bricks shy of a load.

[jakem]

82. ok, a slightly off rant- thought OP was about HW3...

HW3 is an idiot. I saw him open for Horton Heat.

He wasn't supposed to open, in fact, one of my favorite bands- Amazing Crowns were the real opener. But AC got cut short and HW3 went on stage...

He played a one of granddad's songs, and the very rockabilly crowd got into it, dancing a little. Then he played one of his own songs. Some meth addled death metal crap. The crowd stopped dancing and stared in stunned and silent amazement.

Then he reverted to a country song to get the crowd back. Then more meth metal.

WTF. That guy is such an ass.

[JuniperLea]

103. I love Hank III sooooo much!

You just don't get him. I loved his grandpappy's music too... his dad is a waste of skin, imho. But Hank III is my hero. I grew up listening to classic country because my granny loved it so. I have a healthy appreciation for it, as well as the rockabilly stuff my mom listened to... she grew up with The Everly Brothers, literally (Granny corresponded with their mother for years and years after they moved). But I'm a metal head. Total freaking metal head. I so appreciate Hank III's perspective on music, because it is my own. For the record, I still go to the rockabilly shows, including Hootenanny in the OC, and you are the very first rockabilly fan I've ever heard diss Hank III.

But then, I have a very broad appreciation for music. Here I am with one of my all time metal heroes.



I should scan some of my old pix taken with people like Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, and Doug Kershaw... the dichotomy of my music is sweeeeeet!

Edited to say, I was talking about him here just yesterday...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7438418#7438520


He can twang it up as good as anyone...
But usually, halfway through his set he says something like:

"Now, y'all have been very kind to come out tonight, and I hope you've enjoyed the show. Right about now things are gonna get sorta loud... and rockin', so if any of y'all don't take to that sort of thing, you might want to call it a night right now."

Then he goes into the most wonderful heavy metal tirade you ever wanted to hear! His metal is finer than a frog hair split eight ways. And his country does his granpappy proud!

I have always been a HUGE Hank Williams fan... and June and Johnny have been my heroes all my life... and I'll always have a special place in my heart for Faron Young. I was fortunate to grow up with a granny who loved her some old time country and I grew a healthy appreciation for the genre myself. However... I am a metal head. No question. So when people like Hank III or Robert Plant and Alison Krause blur that line betwixt the two, I'm happier than a pig in mud!

I wasn't "Born With a Tail" but sometimes, only The Supersuckers will do!

[mitchum]

106. I agree with you about both the idiot Jr and Hank III...neither of them are very good

and I'm not even holding them to the genius standard established by Williams Sr


They are both just inept hacks

[Jamastiene]

83. Wow, those lyrics alone are just as shitty as the last 100 pro Republican

country songs that have been written. I don't even have to hear it to know it would make me barf. Just reading the lyrics did that. :puke:

[THUNDER HANDS]

85. did you see that he tucked in his Redskins jersey?

seriously, he tucked in a football jersey under his skin tight hands and huge belt buckle.

what a tool.

[bunkerbuster1]

86. "Palin/McCain won't lend to no n#ggers or sp#cs..."

For those who were wondering what "Fannie Mae N Freddie Mac" is supposed to mean in this context.

[minnesota_liberal]

87. I especially like the bit about Palin fixin' Alaska's broken condition

What has Palin done in her 22 months of governing the state?

[Mad_Dem_X]

89. Wow. That was...really bad.

Really, really bad. "A mama bear in Idaho" - what?

[VoodooGuru]

91. An astounding display of the Republican anti-culture

Not the counter-culture, no. This is an, ahem, shining example of what David Brooks was talking about when he lamented the total rejection of ideas on the right. It's emotions-on, brain-off. They are practically BEGGING us to call this dumb, because that lets the guys who are inclined to like it get their backs up about being looked down on.

Well, boys, if you're tired of being looked down on, you should stand up already and stop wallowing in the dirt.

[saltpoint]

92. Hank is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.

When you're most listenable recording is the Monday Night Football theme, etc.

Far-right thuggish crap from a far-right thug.

[graywarrior]

93. The results of brain damage and too much booze in his past.

[NaptownDem]

94. Family Tradition my ass!!!

He wants to sing this to the tune Family tradition, but he wasn't much of a family man..Just ask his son Hank3!! It's something when Hank3 looks at his grandfather Hank Sr, of whom he never met, as a better father figure, then his own living father.

[WeDidIt]

95. I had to turn off MSNBC when they played this shit

I mean, seriously, this guy can't carry a tune.

[calico1]

96. He was never as good ad his father. n/t

[Armstead]

97. The result on Hank's brain of too much partyin'

[southpaw]

98. When will this washed up has-been take a fucking hike!

Hank Jr. is a lifetime member of the NRA

Not
Relevant
Anymore

[JuniperLea]

99. Jr. has a seriously drug and alcohol addled mind...

I wonder what his rockin' kid, Hank III feels about this.

[cynatnite]

101. Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings just rolled over in their graves...

Hank Jr. just got bought and paid for by the right. The original outlaws despised the repukes.

[LeftinOH]

102. He puts the cunt* in cuntry music............ ...(*in the British sense)

[SoxFan]

105. The REAL Mavericks are on our side!

Raul Malo and company are Democrats. Look who else is on our side...

Emmylou Harris
Rodney Crowell
Willy Nelson
Merle Haggard
Ralph Stanley
Radney Foster
Old 97s
Tim McGraw
Dixie Chicks
Wilco
Steve Earle
Kris Kristofferson
Nanci Griffith
Kathy Mattea
Allison Moorer
Beth Nielsen Chapman
Bob Dylan (hey, go listen to "Nashville Skyline", ok?)

We're kicking their ass in the quality department, that's for damn sure.

[Dr. Death]

107. He spelled "quier" wrong

I used to like Hank when I was in high school, but boy, is that awful.

[carnie_sf]

109. So I just wanted you guys to know

I had family tradition stuck in my head all night at work because of this. Thanks a lot. :banghead:

[Rectangle]

111. 'Two words: "Jim Beam" n/t