Post Your Best John McCain Haiku

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Poor John McInsane

Worst candidate Ever Was

Makes Bush look better

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. ...

Honor, integrity
Cast aside for ambition
Legacy? Loser.

On edit: Senryu, not haiku.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. OK.

Crotchety old man
Thinks he has some honor left
But no: Epic fail.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. OK

A doddering fool
with delusions of grandeur
thinks he still can win.

[JSK]

4. How about

One foot in the grave
Won't release his health records
Prop him up, Cindy.

[PermanentRevolution]

5. Hmm...

John McCain is sad.

Moose hunting brings him no joy.

Sarah shot them all.

[Patsy Stone]

6. Haiku!

Old man, wandering
up and down the stage, searching
for something he lost.

Screwing around with
Medicare benefits? Oops!
There goes Florida.

[Liberal_in_LA]

16. love it. kick.

[lob1]

7. White Cain, tap tap.

Blind politician throws bombs.
Can't see his damage.

[SurfingAtWork]

8. Heres mine:

Don't make John angry.
You won't like when John angry.
ARRRRGH! McHulk make Smash!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. ~

Hello My Good Friends

Sarah Palin is so hot

Menage a trois Cindy

[Mz Pip]

10. Here's mine.

John McCain is done.
He gambled his legacy.
Rolled the dice: snake eyes.

[begin_within]

11. ok

wondering aloud
how did it all come to this
then he falls asleep

[NWPatriot]

12. Try this...

Obama does well
Will help our country thrive
Repugs can't fathom...

[OmahaBlueDog]

13. OK

Tired old soldier

Joined vapid shreiking Sarah

We all turn away

[theothersnippywshrub]

14. .

A towering rage.
Racism as useful tool.
Fatal ambition.

[ZeitGuy]

15. ...

Flat, riding on rims,
the wheels have all come off of
The Straight Talk Express