The Top Ten ways John McCain can still win the Presidential Election

[Ian_rd]

10. Sarah Palin sets up a kisses-for-votes booth outside the White House.

9. Journalists discover that Barak Obama has a 17-year old pregnant and unwed daughter.

8. Osama Bin Laden releases another propaganda video to assist the Republican ticket as he did in 2004.

7. Congressional Republican staffers dress up as terrorists and stalk swing state neighborhoods on Halloween.

6. Dick Cheney patrols the polls with his shotgun.

5. Karl Rove comes out of retirement.

4. George W. Bush reinstates the poll tax.

3. Joe Biden rips off his mask to reveal that he is actually Jeremiah Wright.

2. Alaska secedes from the Union, conquers America, and installs McCain and Palin in the White House.

and number one ...

1. Bill Ayers straps dynamite to his chest and martyrs himself in the Capitol screaming "Obama Akbar!"

[remember2000forever]

1. Don't Forget That "They" Steal Elections!

[Vinca]

2. Or they can forward some cash to the Diebold guy. nt