PHOTOSHOP McTONGUE CHALLENGE!

[beac]

First, we should all bow down to DUer OneSelf who was first out of the gate with this EXCELLENT post-debate Photoshop:



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7473451&mesg_id=7474765


OneSelf was kind enough to share his PNG so we can all get in on the fun:






Okay, I'm off to find inspiration. Let's see what you all can do!

[Sabriel]

1. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or vomit n/t

[WA98296]

20. Ditto!

[Yes We Did]

62. How's This one?

[beac]

73. * SNORT!*

It's a new dance craze sweeping the nation! Do the McCAIN!

[Yes We Did]

81. ROFL!

Oh my god! you must made me spew chicken pot pie! :rofl:

[stuntcat]

126. STOP IT

omg I can't breathe :rofl: :rofl: I'm laughing so hard my head hurts :rofl:

[Yes We Did]

145. Look at #134... Just fiinished it.

[Bonn1997]

572. What was #134? I'm dying to know!

[BelgianMadCow]

127. Brilliant!

but you are past photoshop ;-)

:applause:

[Kaleko]

167. What we see there is probably just the beginning

of McCain's nightly transformation.

Here's a fuzzy old snapshot of him...



... going up to the bedroom -- which could certainly be enhanced for greater clarity and impact.

Thank you so very much!

[JawJaw]

348. McFeratu & the Missing Gene

[dixiegrrrrl]

396. Brilliant ...missing gene----most excellent.

[Kaleko]

412. That's It! This explains where Cindy gets her haunted look.

[jeff30997]

285. ROFLMAO!

Can't-Stop-Laughiiiiihihaaaaahahahaahh...:rofl:

[PatrynXX]

352. hey I'm trying sleep here

don't need that kinda of laughter at 4am in the morning :P roflmfao

[DFW]

356. As we sing the McCain Game

(to the tune of "The Name Game")

Johnny Johnny, no Ronnie
Your nose, it looks a bit funny
Palin raises mo' money
Johnny!

[BREMPRO]

389. McGoo in China...

[greenmutha]

432. Nice!

:thumbsup:

[Doodler71]

460. He reminds me of the T-Rex in "Meet the Robinsons"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmiV2AaIeE0

(I don't know how to embed the video)



"Master, I have a big head and tiny arms. I don't know how well thought out this plan was..."

[Lucky 13]

2. Gross. The first photo looks like she's giving him a foot-job.

:puke:

[NightWatcher]

3. they should give McSame a dose of Gene Simmons' face paint to match the tongue

[trueblue2007]

4. DARN YOU!!!! I was drinking my coffee.

What about this picture??

?w=300&h=213

or this one with Lieberman

?w=223&h=300

[trueblue2007]

8. My husband suggested...have McCain be licking an ELEPHANTS rear end

[Name removed]

134. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[stuntcat]

173. lol SWEET

:rofl: :rofl:

[Yes We Did]

214. Hey Mods!

This is the one you are supposed to delete. #134 Yes, I know... :spank:

[Yes We Did]

220. Thanks. n/t

[Heather MC]

237. Well it's not the Elephant's ear but....

[Yes We Did]

400. NO, you got it right.

She asked for a rear... I put up an animated one... but... well... you can imagine.

[goclark]

402. He has a certain way of getting too close to GW and Trader Joe

He looks like he has real love in his eyes for Joey.

[Mabus]

5. "You want me to show you Mr. Puddles?"

or "I've got a snausauge for you."

[OneSelf]

6. Thanks Beac

[msallied]

7. OMFG!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I suck at Photoshop, but I can't wait to see what all of you come up with that can top THAT! hehehehe

[Mz Pip]

9. Oh my

That is truly disturbing. :rofl:

[Speck Tater]

10. McFrankenstein

[Aloha Spirit]

14. haha!

[Lautremont]

275. That's fantastic.

[bushisanidiot]

375. Haha!! That's excellent!

:rofl:

[beac]

11. Once again, McCain licks up Obama's leftovers.

[LibraLiz1973]

36. LOVE IT!

[beac]

12. "Cindy, it's time for my medication!!"

[Aloha Spirit]

17. HAHAHAH!!!

[KathieG]

32. HAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

50. OMFG!1!!!1!!ELEVEN!!11!

:rofl:

[ZeitGuy]

78. As in "This Thread goes to...?"

[illuminaughty]

286. LOL great.

[stuntcat]

129. LOL SICK

:headbang: :rofl:

[Voice for Peace]

409. HAIRBALL!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[greblc]

592. Holly Moses! that is funny!

.

[Aloha Spirit]

13. A Christmas Story:

[zippy890]

21. these are all funny. this made me laugh

licking the pole

:rofl:

[SuperTrouper]

63. I KNow!!!

:rofl:

[beac]

24. LOL!

McCain poked his eye out last night!

[joop]

44. omg is he humping the flagpole, too? nt

[SuperTrouper]

60. OMG!OMG!!! I can't take it anymore!! My patients are looking at me laughing hysterically : "WTF?"

[Beaverhausen]

162. I double-dog dare ya!!!

[MarthaMyDear]

211. Hahahahaha!

[Kitty Herder]

340. ROFL!!

:rofl:

[1Hippiechick]

438. Get MY vote! LOL n/t

[road2000]

473. HA HA: McFlick!

[Kahuna]

504. OMG!!!

:rofl:

[KathieG]

15. ewwwwwwww

:puke:

LOL

[zippy890]

16. ewwww the tongue, the tongue!!

yuck thats a creepy tongue

[BelgianMadCow]

82. I creeped it up a little :-)

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

239. ROFL!!!!!

Series!

[shanti]

261. OMG!!!!!

that is hella funny!

[zulchzulu]

18. OK... you have been warned... here are some...

[Aloha Spirit]

19. AAAAHHH!

:cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl:

[beac]

23. >

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The wet willie for Babs is especially great!

[SuperTrouper]

66. Holy smokes! That's the winner!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bryn]

25. LOL

Very Very funny! :rofl:

[KathieG]

34. HAHAHAHAHA! OMG...too funny.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LibraLiz1973]

38. ROFL!!!

[TheDonkey]

86. omg

:rofl:

[intheflow]

100. The elephant butt!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yurbud]

327. an elephant's ass is one thing, but making it look like he's kissing Mt. Rushmore is distasteful

or is that Barbara Bush?

[Citizen Jane]

116. Makes me laugh til I cry

Seriously, this post makes me laugh over and over and over...

Not sure if I like Babs ear or the elephant more!

[stuntcat]

130. omg stop it.. stop..

:rofl: :cry: :rofl: :cry: :rofl:

[RagAss]

184. I'm Pissing !!!!! HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAAA !

[Boo Boo]

194. Oh Man, I got tears running down my face from the one

where he's lickin' Bush's shirt. That one's an instant classic.

Great stuff.

:rofl:

[Kitty Herder]

341. Same here. I'm busting a gut over that one. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

625. Needs a caption: "Mmmmmm ... mavericky." nt

[Dem2theMax]

267. I can't stop laughing! I can hardly type through the tears! LMAO.

It's a good thing I saw this before anyone else in the house went to bed. I'd wake them all up with my laughter.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crazylpn]

281. OMG!!!

This is soooooooo damn funny!!! Thanks, I needed all of these pictures!! All of you DUers are great!! :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[jeff30997]

291. Bwahahahaah! This one is my favorite:

McCain and J.Edgar Hoover! Priceless :rofl:

[BayjanDem]

422. Him and Barbara?

I now have E.D

[slutticus]

304. I'm dyin' .....o shit....kill me please

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Eurobabe]

363. brilliant zulch!

:rofl: :rofl:

[helderheid]

533. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spray: :rofl: OMG!!!! :cry::rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

584. Who is the woman in the last pic?

just curious.

[npincus]

22. caption: "McCain Watches his own commericals"

[mcg]

113. He was trying to spit out his lying tongue.

Proverbs 6:16-19, "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

[polly7]

594. grand poobah?

[sce56]

596. You forgot she believes Man lived with Dinosaurs

[polly7]

628. OMG I just noticed Fred and Pebbles! LMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yurbud]

26. here's three PICS:

This last one should be most painful to McCain

[KathieG]

37. You guys are killing me! LMAO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ZeitGuy]

121. BRILLIANCE!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yurbud]

306. nice modification of McCain Palin

[moodforaday]

188. Naah...

This last one should be most painful to McCain

It's painful to Joe Lieberman :)

[yurbud]

323. as you wish PIC:

[Uzybone]

633. HAHAHAHHA

the one with Bush and the mic is crazy. LOL

[graywarrior]

27. I'm dying here.

Dear god, this thread is so god damn funny, my sides hurt.

:rofl:

[PassingFair]

28. I'm CRYING.

I have some weird, itchy undereye crap going on,
and now my eyes are STINGING.

MUST. LOOK. AWAY.

:rofl:

[twistedliberal]

29. .

<>

[Aloha Spirit]

31. !!!!!

stop!!

[beac]

35. ZOMG! I MUST go vote in that poll RIGHT F*CKING NOW!

Email this out to everyone you know and make sure to post it here 10x a day, people!!!

:rofl:

[vanderBeth]

106. OMFG!

:rofl:

[iamthebandfanman]

107. lol ! oi noez! now we hafta DU it! n/t

[Lugnut]

141. rotflmao

:rofl:

[Shoelace]

244. guess what, they finally killed that poll in PBS!!!

the one I voted in about 40 times way back when. I said "no" of course!
Very clever y'all!! :bounce:

[jeff30997]

296. 40 times ?

Why do you hate America ? Heck, I clicked so many times on NO that I got blisters on my fingers !!!:P

[Shoelace]

320. LOL, ok so I voted maybe 60 times - actually I lost count

after a few grogs and a late night, etc. I wonder who won the prize for the most "no" votes? I think you do! But I take second prize dammit. ;-)

[myrna minx]

404. NoooOOOoOOooo!

:rofl:

[WeDidIt]

30. BEST. DU. THREAD. EVER!

Kicked and Recced

[Bunny]

33. I don't have photoshop, but I'd love to see someone hook him up with Mosh Girl

[ZeitGuy]

119. you mean this one?

[Bunny]

163. Hahahahaha!

:rofl: That's great! :thumbsup:

[Voice for Peace]

410. omfg that is too funny this thread is killing me

[Voice for Peace]

411. omfg that is too funny this thread is killing me

[1Hippiechick]

445. Can I vote for two? This gets my SECOND vote! LOL n/t

[begin_within]

175. like this?

[Bunny]

178. That's a good one too!

You guys are awesome! :rofl:

[Voice for Peace]

413. that's a beauty!

[Max_powers94]

39. book mark

[Lochloosa]

40. This thread begs for Swamp Rat

[LuckyLib]

218. I'm laughing my way down to the end to say this exactly. Calling Swamp Rat!

[Barack_America]

41. HELP!!!

I don't have photoshop on this computer, but this photo is begging for it!




Thank you in advance! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (I think. I'm pretty sure the finished photo will make me ill)

[BelgianMadCow]

49. I'm on it!

will post result

[BelgianMadCow]

79. Here you go - with a lil tongue twist - hope Swamp Rat would like this quickie

needs some romantic lighting tho :P

[Barack_America]

90. Lol! Lieberman is really fixated on that tongue!

He wants it!

:rofl:

[BelgianMadCow]

99. here with extra sloganeering :-)

[jazzjunkysue]

437. MAKE IT STOP!!!!

[Mother Of Four]

51. Here you go.

[Barack_America]

87. Love it!

Thanks!

:rofl:

[Yes We Did]

160. Here's One More

[Barack_America]

166. Oh that is perfect.

I'm dying over here! Well done!

:rofl:

[crossroads]

197. Good job! ROFLMAO! nt

[Yes We Did]

198. Thank you both... This is fun! n/t

[yurbud]

328. the animated Lieber-lick is the best of the bunch

[rhett o rick]

442. At least put lipstick on the pig. nm

[Vinca]

42. OMG - funniest thread I've ever seen!

:rofl:

[Mother Of Four]

43. *sniffle*

I tried to make a photoshop post earlier :( http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7478091&mesg_id=7478091

[beac]

57. Ha! I pulled a "Maverick" on you and stole your idea!

No, really I hadn't seen your earlier thread but am VERY glad to have you in this one. Johnny the Cat is priceless! :rofl:

[Mother Of Four]

72. Hehehe heres another-

[Roland99]

191. OMG!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[Left Brain]

212. This one gets the award

for perfect placement.

And McPalin! She's all, "Wheeeeeeeee!"

too effin funny. God I love that!!

[bushisanidiot]

379. Oh no you didn't!! BWAHAHAHAHA!

You nailed McCreepy on that one!

[joop]

45. most gut-bustingly funny thread of the day

I have to send this out to some peeps. You are all fantastic. I have no skillz, so live vicariously through you Masters of the PS!

[nichomachus]

47. I'm not only laughing -- I'm snorting

Thank you, John McCain and Sarah Palin

I haven't laughed this hard since December 10, 2000.

[PearliePoo2]

46. STOP....PLEASE...MY GUTS ARE CRAMPING FROM LAUGHING

i can hardly type from the tears running down my face.
Best crack-up post in the entire world.
OMFG! OMFG! Pure fucking GENIUS here!!!!
DU....I SALUTE YOU!
OMFG! :rofl: :toast: :beer: :rofl:

[Gregorian]

48. My apologies for hotlinking this

But I'm on my laptop, don't have access to my passwords, etc. This was found on a British forum this morning.




PS-Haha.

[Arugula Latte]

53. Oh Jebus!!

:spray:

[beac]

61. OMG!!!

:spray:

[Kitty Herder]

342. LOL He's trying to lick up a little of the awesome. nt

[npincus]

52. From Americablog.com:

:rofl:

[Voice for Peace]

414. o man PERFECT YOU ARE KILLING ME

"Brains!" ahahaha hahahaha haaahaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[mcg]

54. Zombie John McCain turns on this unsuspecting baby (real photo)

from
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/captioncall/2008/10/zombie_john_mccain_turns_on_th.html

Mmmmmm, brains!

[stuntcat]

133. WEIRD

:scared:

[tclambert]

227. NO! Don't eat the BABY!!!!

[beac]

55. McCain revels in his victory.

[StrictlyRockers]

56. Here ya go! ;))

[TheDonkey]

91. omg, too much!

:rofl:

[hogwyld]

103. All of these absolutely f'n rock!

Thanks for the hearty laugh. Now everyone is prarie dogging me in the office!

[BelgianMadCow]

128. laughing out loud here - the exploding head ZOMG hahaha

[Shoelace]

138. ohhhhh, stop! my sides are splitting laughing so hard!!

geez, if laughing is good therapy, I just got theraped but good, lol.

[PatrynXX]

360. Tension Breaker

so on one side you have the McHaters so pent up they wanna kill people.. and on the other we have the tension release. the other side sorely needs a tension release.

I used to watch Fox often actually, then I realized, it was giving me freaking headaches. I'd go to bed angry. Not at the left no. I'd be freaking pi**ed at Hannity. Not a good healthy lifestyle to listen to that tripe.

So thanks to Kos I find this site and voila. was heading to bed at 4am and it's 5:30am and I'm still reading this thread. hello??? will I get any sleep lol


bonk...

[redqueen]

405. Glad you found this place.

Welcome to DU, PatrynXX! :hi:

[joop]

151. omg rockers I am crying.

ow ow ow ow ow!

[Kaleko]

174. This is what happens when you try too hard.

Your credibility...



ain't what it used to be, dear John.

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

230. Exploding heads and big boobs. I'm dying in Laughter here.

Love Love Love this site!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

240. Dude, I shot beer all over the place because of you. WTF!

[KathieG]

242. Fantastic! LMAO!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Dem2theMax]

269. I wish you could hear me laughing!

I'm about ready to fall out of my chair.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nomorewhopper]

270. seriously hilarious!

omg

i love the one with the zoom close ups of everybody's crazy faces

[democracy1st]

293. KISS LOL

[jeff30997]

302. Aaaaargh!!! LOL OVEDOSE !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Kitty Herder]

343. OMG!

:spray:

[BREMPRO]

382. BAHAHHAHA!! you rock!! LMFAO awesome pshop!

[life_long_dem]

516. Those are fantastic. I love the Scanners head exploding one,

especially the way he's winding up to blow. Thanks so much.

[AngryOldDem]

527. OH MAN!!!!

Enough, already!


GOOD JOB!

(Bookmarked for when I need a good laugh.)

[ZeitGuy]

58. McPukester

[beac]

68. That's how I feel when I hear Palin speak too!

(thanks for re-posting it Zeit!)

[ZeitGuy]

69. Sorry! Had to change it because StrictlyRockers beat me to it...

[joop]

152. they did give him too much anti-eye-sag meds, after all

hysterical Zeitguy!

[Buzz Clik]

381. It's bad enough he drinks from the toilet ... but he didn't replace the roll.

shit head.

[Citizen Jane]

59. First attempt at a pic post

Edited to fix file location

[mcg]

70. Fixed now, was asking for a password. nt

[Citizen Jane]

77. Crap, I need to put it in a public folder...

give me some time guys!

[ZeitGuy]

98. Yay!!!

Works!

[mcg]

64. More McCain tongue photos

http://www.humorinthenews.com/archives/2001/01-01-2.html



http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/09/tongue-jut.html



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/3066716/Pictures-of-the-day-23-September-2008.html?image=4

[ZeitGuy]

65. See the "3-D Fright-Head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Arugula Latte]

114. Mooommmmmeeeeeee!

:scared:

[donco6]

189. That's really creepy. n/t

[NoSheep]

298. how do you even BEGIN to do that?

[PatrynXX]

361. maybe an idea for Postal 3?

it's only a game!!!

[blitzburgh55]

67. I'm a novice, but here goes

[BelgianMadCow]

124. hahaha good idea, film posters. Make that Grumpy Old Men 2: senility on a rampage

[ZeitGuy]

71. C'MON!! Only 17 Recs??????

Seriesly, git' er DONE, folks!1!!

This is HUGH!!!!11!

[DeepBlueDem]

74. This is the funniest thread in internet history..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[StrictlyRockers]

75. Who is the lame ass that posted a link to this site that gives this password request?

"The server idisk.mac.com at idisk.mac.com requires a username and password."


Way to gum up the thread, dude.

[Citizen Jane]

80. I'm the "lame ass"

And I'm fixing the problem.

If you had read the subject line you would see it is my first time trying to post a picture.

[StrictlyRockers]

123. Thank you for fixing it! You are heartily forgiven, my friend. Post on!

:bounce:

[merh]

258. welcome to DU

it took me almost a year to figure out posting images.

:hi:

[Citizen Jane]

470. Thanks

I've actually been around since 2004 and just don't post a lot!:hi:

[ZeitGuy]

83. It's not too late to edit this post, dude.

[mcg]

76. Caption: How do you think you did?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/johnmccain/ig/John-McCain-Pictures/McCain-Tongue.htm

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

84. I can't breathe!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We have such frigging brilliant people here at DU!!!!!!

[Riddler]

85. The mere mention of her name brings such reactions!

[mscuedawg]

88. VISION GO AWAY!!! VISION GO AWAY!!! VISION GO AWAY!!!

[Citizen Jane]

89. Can someone tell me if the picture in my previous post (59)

Is now showing?

I accidentally put it in a private folder at first instead of a public one.

Thanks!

[PassingFair]

92. It's there, Jane....

Bravo!

:applause:

[Citizen Jane]

97. Thanks!

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

93. This thread is full of win!

[Citizen Jane]

94. (with apologies to Austin Powers)

MMMMMMMMM.....Baby, the other, other white meat.

[mcg]

104. See "Zombie John McCain turns on this unsuspecting baby" post above,

it shows a real photo.

[beac]

120. >

:spray: !!!!!!

[ZeitGuy]

95. self-delete

Edit: just because there are some things that are too over-the-top.

[Citizen Jane]

110. Hmm, that reminds me of this

[ZeitGuy]

118. AWESOME! Can we animate that as a GIF?

...so, should I have left mine up there?

[Citizen Jane]

256. Oh Yeah!

Repost it!!!

[beac]

122. Now we know what he means by "setting the conditions for diplomacy"!

[vanboggie]

329. OMG

Too funny! :rofl:

[THUNDER HANDS]

96. McTurkey

[beac]

108. Pardon ME, Mr, President!

:rofl:

[denem]

111. OMFG!!

[NoSheep]

294. woah! that's outrageous!

:applause: :rofl:

[yurbud]

330. that one made me laugh out loud

[Snazzy]

337. rockin' n/t

[TornadoTN]

101. Quick and Dirty submission to the fun times:

[stuntcat]

137. I like that one!

Well I mean I like all of them! :rofl: I've laughed so hard my face hurts :rofl:

[johnfunk]

523. Ceiling Cat Smites McCain!!

[Barack_America]

102. This thread made me laugh so hard that it gave me an asthma attack!

It's dangerously funny!

:rofl:

[jakem]

105. Same thing happened to me this AM!

that is one dangerous picture!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7473451&mesg_id=7476559

[Barack_America]

109. Check this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZLg_lmx10

But have your inhaler handy!

[beac]

115. My favorite comment on that vid:

"This is exciting. No matter who wins, it'll either be the first black president or the first iguana president. :rofl:

[stuntcat]

142. *pbft*

:rofl: :rofl:

[1Hippiechick]

345. And my favorite comment on that video was this:

hesse77 (15 hours ago) Lizards smell stuff with their tongues! Just like snakes, a lizard will stick out its tongue to catch scent particles in the air, then pull back its tongue and place those particles on the roof of its mouth where there are special sensory cells. The lizard can use these scent clues to find food or a mate, or to detect enemies. San Diego Zoo Website.

Apparently, he is looking for a clue.

[Bonobo]

112. k&r

[treestar]

117. This thread is a DUzy all by itself!

:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[stuntcat]

125. omg .. too much..

:rofl: I can't breathe :rofl: I feel so dirty now :rofl:

[Name removed]

131. Deleted message

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[beac]

136. LOLOLOL!

Welcome to DU!!:hi:

What a GREAT day to join!!!!

[nini]

139. OMG

LOLOLOLOL

[ZeitGuy]

132. HELP!!!!! Someone PLEASE Photoshop this pic!!!

[Name removed]

187. Deleted message

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[ZeitGuy]

190. ZOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need lye for my eyeballs!!!!!!!!!!!

[swishyfeet]

282. How bout this

[truedelphi]

318. Thanks for the laughs

I haven't laughed this much in several elections.

[LiberalLovinLug]

350. winner

a joint effort, very Democratic

[TornadoTN]

135. McCain vs. Putin: The Showdown

[beac]

153. Putin: "Try runnink it under de hot vawter!" McCain: "I've tried EVERYTHING and I'm still stuck!"

(hope you don't mind my hijacking your image ;))

[TornadoTN]

155. By all means, hijack away!!

I like that one too!

[Catamount]

525. I think this one takes the cake...although they're all fucking fantastic!

Thanks guys and gals!

K&R

[Karenina]

140. FUNNIEST. THREAD. EVAH!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::

[THUNDER HANDS]

143. how about a few more.....

[BelgianMadCow]

149. I got the Cainzilla idea from you! see below nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

144. There should be a special DUzy award just for this thread.

It's coffee-out-the-nose, can hardly even breathe, funny. I'm in my cube at work trying not to laugh out loud, tears in my eyes. Possibly the most hilarious thread ever.

[beac]

146. Damn you, Rove!

[SeattleGirl]

147. You guys are some of the sickest, most perverted, and damned

FUNNIEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER KNOWN!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Voice for Peace]

418. totally ditto

:rofl:

[trueblue2007]

629. I didn't know Bush and McCain liked each other?

[yurbud]

631. McCain needs to borrow Bush's servants, and Bush needs McCain to kiss his ass

[BelgianMadCow]

148. Terra! Terra! Terra! It's..Cainzilla!

[Aloha Spirit]

150. AWESOME

[BelgianMadCow]

159. And like this, overdone?

[1Hippiechick]

347. Looks realistic! n/t

[Arugula Latte]

399. You're worrying if the scales on the face make it overdone?

Yes, because before that the giant McCain lizardy monster with its tongue out was just subtle enough.

:rofl:

Great job! I love the scaley face! :thumbsup:

[InsultComicDog]

154. .....................

[npincus]

501. the Nosferatu one is great....

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

156. McCain on a stick

[BurtWorm]

170. Stick a fork in him

[BelgianMadCow]

172. LOL! metaphorically speaking of course

[1corona4u]

177. LOL...good one....

[SIMPLYB1980]

157. OMG! I think I pulled a muscle from laughing so hard!

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[msallied]

158. I found this one. LOL

[Ladyhawk]

255. That's the pic I was looking for. :)

I just added a bit to it:

[Citizen Jane]

260. That's the one!!!

I was looking for this one before I did the open fly one above!

[Beaverhausen]

161. We are all going to hell for this thread- we should be ashamed of ourselves.

:rofl:

Seriously, the right wing blowhards are going to have a heyday with these.

:rofl:

[Name removed]

164. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[jillan]

165. omg - I always thought McCain was dickless!

:P

[1Hippiechick]

446. PLEASE tell me that someone photoshopped the dildo in the dog's mouth! I'm more concerned about him

than McCain's dumba$$.

[1corona4u]

481. I have no idea...found it on Google....but it looks real.....

[1Hippiechick]

577. Oops..they deleted your post......sorry....probably the subthread goes next! Waving bye now......

:hi:

[FirstLight]

447. Is THAT Mr. Puddles???

Bwahahahahaa!

i see he found his snausages!

:rofl: :spit:

[1corona4u]

483. FINALLY, LOL, some one got it, LOL....

:rofl:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

168. This Is The Funniest Goddamn Thread EVER!!!!! That Pic Is The Best Source Of Comedy I've Ever Seen!

I'm dyin over here!

:rofl:

[BelgianMadCow]

169. Yeah don't you just have to love the Comic Relief party

Palin on Couric, the rap remix of the VP debate, palinaspresident...now this...
:rofl:

[graywarrior]

171. Jon Stewart and KO need to see this thread.

We need to give them a good laugh

[mythyc]

179. indeed!

i'm laughing my ass off right now. you peeps are freegin brilliant I tells ya....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[trueblue2007]

176. Thanks you guys! I posted this this morning and you came though.

Thanks you guys!! The first one is the McCain hugging Bush one. The second was McCain and Lieberman. I was the first person to post this. Hubby suggested McCain licking the rear end of an ELEPHANT ... and you came though with that one too.

I'm not talented with Photoshop. I can FIND stuff...but don't know how to do the picture stuff.

I laughed soooooooooooooooooooo loud and long, I scared our cat!!!!!

Thanks again
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

trueblue2007 (1000+ posts) Thu Oct-16-08 10:11 AM
Response to Original message
4. DARN YOU!!!! I was drinking my coffee.
What about this picture??

http://backinasecond.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1-mcca...

or this one with Lieberman

http://backinasecond.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mccain...

[begin_within]

180. How about

[Barack_America]

208. Stop it! You'll make Heather Wilson cry!

;)

[begin_within]

181. Or this:

[Arugula Latte]

186. Cue porno music -- Bow chicka bow bow ...

:rofl:

[yurbud]

334. that's one of my favorite photos of Bush: he either can't find his dick with both hands or...

he's too lazy to shake it himself after he takes a piss.

[Politicub]

182. One of the greatest threads ever!!!

Love it!!

:rofl:

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

241. Gotta give an amen on that. Thanks everyone!

[1corona4u]

183. ..

[nichomachus]

185. Evolution

From Americablog.com

[beac]

195. .

:rofl:

All it needs is a little Rush Limbaugh to the right of the ape. ;)

[Liberalboy]

196. LOVE IT!!!!!!

[Barack_America]

207. Ahahahahahaha!

Bwah!

[tclambert]

229. Sarah Palin doesn't get this one. Where's the finger of God?

[nichomachus]

262. Where is the finger of God? Why do you think

you're always smiling Sarah? That's where the finger of God is.

[Aloha Spirit]

251. haha cute

[Kitty Herder]

349. Ha! Love it! nt

[Voice for Peace]

420. Perfect!!

:rofl:

[crazy_vanilla]

647. excellent, just excellent ROFLOL nt

[crankychatter]

192. I think this is illegal in certain states... you might want to check in about that

illegal or not, it's certainly disgusting

only half kidding (glech)

[1corona4u]

193. mccains friends...

[Yes We Did]

199. Hey Beac!

you should start another thread and put the best pics in it.

[vanderBeth]

200. How about true love?

[DeadElephant_ORG]

201. funniest damned thread EVER. I'm crying here. Thank you so much.

[WhollyHeretic]

202. McCain has a new running mate

[Zenmaster]

203. I think this tells the story.

[pam4water]

378. ZOMG someone made Michael Dukakis look statesmanly in comparison, amazing!

[sofa king]

204. From a previous thread:

And another one:

[Mad_Dem_X]

205. OMG - this is the funniest thread ever!

My DH and I are laughing our asses off here. Great job, everyone! :rofl:

[Elidor]

206. I'm late to the fun

[MarthaMyDear]

215. McCain likes SPAM? WHO KNEW?

...thanks for the Monty Python! woot!

[Buzz Clik]

384. apparently not...

[beac]

216. Fashionably late, I'd say!

At LAST we know what that poor guy was screaming about!

And, though I disagree with him on all other matters, I do find common ground with McInsane on his view of SPAM.

[stuntcat]

226. I love the scream one!

very nice :headbang:

[ThatsMyBarack]

209. Holy SHIT! This crap is FUNNAY!

:rofl: times Infinity!

[Bobbie Jo]

210. Ya'll ain't right.

I love you guys! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

213. My sense of taste and common decency as abandoned me.

This thread is making my sides hurt. :rofl:

[geekgrrl]

217. "Madness" (my contribution)

[beac]

219. American Werewolf in Arizona.

Keep to the roads......


;)

[Elidor]

221. lol!

[DangerousRhythm]

311. So if you've come in off the street...

...and you're beginning to feel the heat, well listen buster! You'd better start to move your feet... to the rockinest, rock-steady beat of MADNESS!

ONE
STEP
BEYOOOOOND!

:rofl:

[JawJaw]

554. McMadness!

[RetroLounge]

606. OMFG

:rofl:

RL

[Arugula Latte]

624. A Message To You, Johnny:

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straightened right out
Creating problems in town


Love it! :thumbsup:

[Elidor]

643. Classic!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

224. Posted something in the wrong place

while I was reading this hysterical thread!!!

(Well, it's almost as funny as KO's gigantic head.) :rofl:

[begin_within]

222. more:

[Yes We Did]

223. Yes, mine too.

Some of us got a little carried away I guess.

[AlCzervik]

231. omg i think i just peed a little.

[yurbud]

339. McExorcist

[DS1]

225. Debate after-party

[Bubbha Jo]

228. Kudos to all the participants! Just too fuckin' funny!

[begin_within]

232. and

[beac]

233. And now I'm gonna have nightmares!

[Aloha Spirit]

250. haha!!

[DS1]

234. not mine, but priceless caption

[Incitatus]

245. .

:spray:

[jazzjunkysue]

441. THE BEST ONE!!!!

MORE COWBELL!!

[JustVisiting]

491. Cool Enough to Ignore Zombies

This would make a great Facebook bumper sticker.

[chappydog26]

552. This is too funny

I laughed myself silly when I read this!!

[votetastic]

235. This was the first idea that popped into my head, so...

[beac]

264. Your image isn't showing up.... try reposting???

[votetastic]

303. how about this?

[joop]

297. priceless.

nice one.

[beac]

299. It's showing up now! Love it!

:)

[Arugula Latte]

301. Bwaaaaaa!

:applause:

But he'll put an eye out!

[honkydonkey]

369. Oh no! I think I just peed myself....

These pictures are priceless! Too funny! My grandfather will love this Christmas story one for sure.

[geekgrrl]

377. this is freakin' brilliant. nicely done! nt

[bushisanidiot]

385. Brilliant!!

omg!!

:rofl:

[Quixote1818]

This is my favorite so far! Great Job! nt

[Bonobo]

456. Love it!

[Barking Spider]

236. Somebody pin this thread!!!

create a Hall of Fame for great threads or something! This is the funniest thread on DU ever. It would be a shame to let it sink!

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

238. LOL! Honestly, I don't know if you can get any better then OneSelf 's.

:patriot:

[Gregorian]

243. Uh oh. Don't look now. Grampa's humping your leg.

[Frank Booth]

254. Oooohhhh. Gross.

:puke: :rofl: :puke: :rofl:

[KathieG]

316. OMG....that is just wrong!

:o:o:o
:rofl:

[yurbud]

392. that is so wrong.

but in a good way.

[Mad_Dem_X]

524. Oh no. OMG!

That is so wrong, but so funny!

[HughMoran]

548. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, fucking no, that's just WRONG!!

:rofl:

[Gregorian]

246. Raaarrrr!

[begin_within]

247. remember

[Berry Cool]

248. The more I come back to this thread

the funnier it gets!!!!!

[Incitatus]

249. .

[Best_man23]

547. That Ronald picture is just creepy as hell

Its creepy on about eight different levels.

[helderheid]

252. GAH!!

[minnesota_liberal]

253. Cool - although the scale is a little off

It shouldn't be difficult adjust things and make it look like McCain ISN'T twice as tall as Palin.

[chknltl]

257. God Would NOT approve but if someone could flip McCain and add him to this

[begin_within]

265. I'm God and I approved this post

[yurbud]

335. getting in touch with the GOP base...

[yurbud]

338. HERE IT IS:

[chknltl]

351. Perfect!!!!! Godwarrior meets Gagzilla!

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

259. OMG, I can't breathe

Sides hurt...must stop laughing...need oxygen...wheeze. You need to put a keyboard warning on this.

[Beaverhausen]

263. One of the all time best threads EVER!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[shanti]

266. i hope maher sees this!

BEST.THREAD.EVER.

[OneSelf]

268. Great Work Everyone!

This thread is hilarious!
So many great chops.

:rofl:

[beac]

272. And we owe it all to YOU, OneSelf!!

Three cheers for OneSelf!!!

Hip-HIP-HOORAY!!!!

[OneSelf]

274. Thanks! :D

But there are lots of smart and funny people around here. It was just a matter of time.

[begin_within]

271. The Swingers

[OneSelf]

273. There's always room for one more

[nini]

508. ROFL

hahahhahahhah

[DrTeeth]

276. this thread is INSANE!

Great work, everyone!!

[begin_within]

277. My final thought

[beac]

279. >

:rofl: McJebus, that's funny!

[OneSelf]

280. OMG

Brilliant! Scathing! Blasphemous!

I love it.

[awoke_in_2003]

649. Speaking of blasphemy...

[jeff30997]

312. LOL!

SACRALISIOUSLY FUNNY ! :rofl:

[jazzjunkysue]

443. How dare you contrast McCain with Christ?

Christ didn't survive the primary!

[begin_within]

466. oh...

scared me there for a minute.

[Ladyhawk]

626. Excellent...LOL! n/t

[Incitatus]

278. .

[beac]

287. Awwwww, poor puppy!

[KathieG]

317. HAHAHAHA...love the dog!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

408. That dog one is my favorite!

:rofl:

[jkshaw]

519. The terrified dog is the absolute best in the thread!

[OneSelf]

283. I know it's late...

And this thread will probably be winding down now, but I went ahead and cleaned up that png file a little bit more.

Just in case anyone hasn't had a chance to make fun of the lizard man yet.

:D

[swishyfeet]

284. I know she's washed up

But it seemed like a nice match.

[trueblue2007]

346. Anne Coulter and John McCain.....YES!!!! Yes....Yes, Oh God Yes!!!

[mickeymusic]

288. Not Approved by Barack Obama

I know we all like to have fun and on a scale of 1 to 10 this is funny, but Barack Obama would not approve this post. On the other hand, Joe Six-Pack loves this sort of stuff. Let's face it, Obama has Joe Six-Pack's interests at heart, with a better education for his children, tax breaks and the new energy economy, but Barack Obama is a man of culture and a true patriot. Let's just keep this in mind as we try to win this election. Try to become proactive and talk with as many people as possible about the qualities of our candidate. Wear an Obama button and start conversations with people you don't know and we'll win this campaign. Blessings to you!

[boppers]

295. My middle name is Steve and I approve this message.

'shops are an internet tradition, not related to campaigns, or politics (I noticed 9/11 guy and some of the running 4chan jokes have even crept in).

Yes, the Big B would likely not approve.

It's still fun, though.

[frogcycle]

395. snore n/t

[Voice for Peace]

509. he might not approve but I bet he would laugh his head off anyway

[AngryOldDem]

531. Are you fucking serious?

Lighten up, Francis.

[swishyfeet]

289. Flag waivin

[jennied]

290. Awesome, here's my try...

[BelgianMadCow]

324. Great caption. McDumb

now add McDumber :D

[Voice for Peace]

425. aagh awesome

:rofl:

[Budgies Revenge]

292. my contribution...

[beac]

305. *whispers*

"Joesbud"

[jeff30997]

315. Lol!

You mean Joe's buds right ?

[merh]

309. Welcome to DU

great photoshop! :thumbsup:

:hi:

[beac]

321. And, oh dear, where we're my manners???.... WELCOME to DU!

:hi:

[Phredicles]

300. BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!1!!!!!!1!11!!!!

This is why the internet was invented, dammit!

[swishyfeet]

307. Fail

[beac]

314. Oh gawd, thats funny!

The face.... the arms........ the fact that it's DUKE! :spray:

[Lucky 13]

435. Awesome. Fuck Duke!!

Go Terps.

[1Hippiechick]

449. All RIGHT! I can dig it! Go, Heels! LOL

[slutticus]

308. This thread gave me an asthma attack.

My first attack in a long time.

[HughMoran]

550. Oh, no!

Too much to take!!

:rofl:

[swishyfeet]

310. ...

[KSDiva]

415. RICKROLL!!!

n't

[BurtWorm]

313. McRocky Horror

[swishyfeet]

319. Tonights comedy show

[swishyfeet]

322. ...

[RoccoR5955]

429. I nearly peed myself!

When I saw that one!

[joop]

454. omg - i want to read the rest of that article

excellent use of the photo but what a hysterical story!

[FloridaJudy]

325. Hey! I found McCain's High School yearbook picture!

He hasn't changed much at all.



(You folks with photoshop could probably do it better, but all I had was Paint)

[jeff30997]

333. Lol!

And you managed to do it with paint? Wow! 2 thumbs up!

[swishyfeet]

433. Look into paint.net or Gimp for a freebie

They're both quite good.
Honestly, I don't think I could do that with MS Paint. Not bad!

[FloridaJudy]

587. I downloaded paint.net

Thanks for the suggestion! :hi:

[swishyfeet]

326. This one's probably been done, but I didn't see the book...

[jeff30997]

332. Lol!

:rofl:

[1Hippiechick]

344. That pix has also been altered so that it also looks like McCain's hand is in Shrub's pants.

I shoulda kept it - hilarious!

[yurbud]

331. I pulled some of the highlights out and posted them to my blog LINK

http://fascart.blogspot.com/2008/10/photoshop-fun-with-mccains-tongue.html

[Snazzy]

336. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes.

Haven't you???

[Snazzy]

355. the expected conclusion

[Voice for Peace]

427. BERT!!!!!! BERT AT AN ALQAIDA TRAINING CAMP!!!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LiberalLovinLug]

353. The three stooges

[DFW]

357. We can laugh, but 23% of the country thinks that's the Holy Trinity

[SIMPLYB1980]

388. LMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[beac]

426. GOP Dance Party!!

:rofl:

Truly inspired!

[yurbud]

506. that's a symphony of physical comedy

[pam4water]

354. My entire can't compete but here it is anyway...

[beac]

417. Looks like McLizard is impressed with Joe's "fundamentals"!

[DFW]

358. I already posted this, but it's all I had time for. Apologies humbly begged.

[trusty elf]

359. McAncient licks the Sphincter?

[jeff30997]

364. Lol! This picture is obviously photoshopped...

There's no such ting as a flying saucer. :)

[chknltl]

362. Perhaps one of these could be usable for the photo-shopper

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/09/04/mccain_palin_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg

[jeff30997]

365. I'm a photoshopper and I would love to use that one:

I mean the real one,well you know what I mean. :)

But the Mars attack one is interesting.There's a big fun potential.

I'll take a look when I get out of bed.

[sce56]

368. Here is one

[sce56]

371. Another one for you

[sce56]

376. Take me to your Licker

[trueblue2007]

434. Please....oh PLEASE let this happen to McCain!!!

This movie depressed me cuz the bad guys blew up the world. But the aliens can have McCain...I'm okay with that !!!!

[sce56]

380. Explanation of what happened to the McCain of 2000 changing him to the present Vampire

[Aloha Spirit]

391. haha!

[sce56]

387. Ok you too can add your own captions

[Voice for Peace]

428. "sit, sit.. good boy"

[chknltl]

478. We did the Mash....We did the Monster Mash

[npincus]

366. Funniest. Thread. EVER.

tears, I tell you. Real tears.

[Citizen Jane]

367. This thread is a great way for us all to blow of steam!

I can't wait to get to work where my computer and connection are CONSIDERABLY faster and add a few more contributions (meager though they are).

Wish I knew how to do animated gifs...now I have a reason to learn!!!

Thanks for all the enjoyment guys!

[polly7]

593. mmmmmmm ......... leftovers

[sce56]

370. Oval Office McTounge

[VWolf]

372. Ok, I've seen some funny shit on DU over the years

but this is in a different league. I'm busting a gut here.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Homer Wells]

373. This thread is much better than the KUDZU threads!

And I LOVED Kudzu.

:rofl:

K & R!!!!!!!

[Name removed]

374. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[yourguide]

383. quick and dirty

[Buzz Clik]

386. Warning! This thread is painful if you have a cracked rib.

Hurts so good.

[BREMPRO]

390. McGoo in China...

[BelgianMadCow]

462. I had that one in mind, had to be done!! heehee

good job!

[Citizen Jane]

393. And because they have so much in common

including lacking that greatest power...



Now Fixed...

[pam4water]

611. Is that Voldemort?

[npincus]

394. my effort:

[BurtWorm]

397. Very Dada

:applause:

[Aloha Spirit]

398. haha!

[begin_within]

401. ok one more

[beac]

419. Mount Disgustmore!

[npincus]

452. OMG... that must be on Planet Hell.

(you must do this for a living)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[begin_within]

464. sometimes it feels like I do...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

521. Too much !!! LOL LOL

[pam4water]

528. Good one. Dick needs to look more menacing thought!

[jeff30997]

573. Mount Lickmore ?

:P

[Ian David]

403. I created a TinyURL custom alias if you want to forward this thread...

http://tinyurl.com/McTongue

[swishyfeet]

407. Hey, that's cool. I'm going to have to go google that...

[sce56]

406. Time An American Tragedy

[imax2268]

416. not my best work...but I will do better on the next one...

[polly7]

421. he he ... sorry guys ...

[LatteLibertine]

423. Someone

needs to send some of these to KO to use on Countdown when McLame makes "worst person in the world". :)

I love the Rushmore one and the one of McLame as Gene Simmons.

[Danascot]

424. Calling JeffR

For this weeks DUzy's, all you need is to link this one thread ... enough LOLs for a month!

[Voice for Peace]

430. Thanks everyone for a bellyaching laugh!!!

This thread should be put into a time capsule and preserved for future races who want to know whatever happened to human beings. :rofl:

[cascadiance]

431. The second "V" invasion has started!

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

448. That second picture is hard to find.

I looked and looked for it and I found it accidentally last year.

It would be neat if the GIF was longer so we could see her/its throat enlarge like a snake swallows something.

[Flubadubya]

436. The final solution, fully evolved...

[swishyfeet]

479. My feeble attempt...

[frickaline]

439. ok I need to make some of these ... here's a couple

[awoke_in_2003]

650. Who was the girl

in the original pic?

[polly7]

440. Learning the internets

[beac]

444. Please Don't lick The Google!

:rofl:

[beac]

450. Seen on icanhascheezburger.com

[swishyfeet]

451. Tucker!

[beac]

465. Seems only fair after all the @ss-licking Tucker gives McTongue.

[Richard D]

453. Some of you . . .

. . . really need professional help!

Sick sick sick. But so friggin funny. I've been laughing all morning from this thread.

[mccanus]

457. Two Tongue Waggling Angles

not as polished as some of the best however i did use TWO (count em!) angles of the same moment.

[beac]

463. Double the LOL!!!!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[polly7]

458. The pen, the pen!

[polly7]

459. Two fools and a donkey

[SurfingAtWork]

455. Somebody needs to do a chuggo one. McCain's head can be the head of the staff.

[budkin]

461. http://funwithmccain.com/

[swishyfeet]

490. Wow they have an awesome .psd to download with the whole scene in layers!

So you can animate your own.

[greenmutha]

496. OMG! And we thought *these* photoshops were sick & wrong!

Gotta go take a shower now...

[swishyfeet]

535. Hey, they posted my #505...

:rofl:

[beac]

515. ZOMG! That site is a whole other level of LOL.

Love this one:




and this one:

[begin_within]

467. oh hell, one more

[beac]

469. I'll see your one more and raise you one more...

[begin_within]

472. Now that's a nightmare I hope to never have

funny though - thanks.

[jazzjunkysue]

499. THAT is truly obscene!!!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

503. ...

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[Stardust]

561. Please, please...can we have a Sarah The Dominatrix?

[JawJaw]

569. S & Mc !!

[Stardust]

579. JawJaw, U rawk! Thank you!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!

Love the Jesus on the wall. *Snort*

[cascadiance]

581. How about the Abominator Sarah Palindrone Chronicles...

[Stardust]

588. Verrrrry scarrrrry, calipendence! Good job!!!!

[pam4water]

612. OK I'm not hip enough to understand the text in this one. Can someone explain it to my old fartness?

[daggahead]

468. Because he's old ...

[Voice for Peace]

513. oh these are bad (from above link)

[lazyriver]

471. Thank you beac for initiating one of the funniest things I've ever

seen on the internets. Thanks to all the great contributors too.

[dothemath]

474. 441 and counting .......

It is 4:10 pm EDT. 441 posts about mindless, juvenile crap. 

"The American people are smart". "Put your
trust in the American people"
"The American people know............. "

Torture, rich white fat cats stealing us blind, Treasury Dept.
being run
by some of the same rich white fat cats that came up with the
scheme don't 
seem to resonate enough to elicit a response.

Does anyone think that Paulson will not go directly back to
Wall St. on 
Jan. 21 to rake in a few more billions? He was brought to
Washington to
finish the job of getting rid of the last vestige of
regulating the 
thievery from about 300 million Americans, a few of whom were
not already
debt slaves, and his work is finished here.

If you think you have not been affected yet, you are either
comatose or too
stupid to learn about what is happening to you and not about
how funny (?)
one can make a photo.

Pathetic.

[Arugula Latte]

482. Oh, get over yourself.

There are plenty of posts about serious subjects here. We can't be serious all the time.

Just go away, Debbie Downer.

[swishyfeet]

484. Photoshop is so much fun!

[graywarrior]

542. Bwahahaha ahahaha ahhaha!

[beac]

487. I phone-banked and made two matching-fund donations to Barack today, but your concern is noted.

[beac]

488. I phone-banked and made two matching-fund donations to Barack today, but your concern is noted.

[nini]

511. It must suck to be you

.

[BelgianMadCow]

475. Damn here I go again - foreign experience

[mcjackson]

476. hola

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[yurbud]

477. McCain as Bush's Dog:

[swishyfeet]

485. Wow. Very nice!

[greenmutha]

492. Bwaahhhahahaha!

That's kinda sick and disturbing for some reason!

[Citizen Jane]

480. Sorry, I just have to add one more!

[Richard D]

486. Bit late in the game, but . . .

[swishyfeet]

489. LOL. I just google "zombie pics" and got McCain

[beac]

494. The Google is in the tank for Barack!

[Gadzooks1]

493. photoshop challenge, sorry, no tongue here, but...

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/878860655.html

[npincus]

495. OMG... I'm speechless

I don't know whether to applaud you or slap you! :rofl:

[Gadzooks1]

546. Yuh, well...

I put it up randomly on CL in the sex forums, where conservatives are sure to see it. I can post as fast as they can flag, and some places just won't take it down. http://pennstate.craigslist.org/cas/881882131.html

[Hamlette]

497. not mine but a good one

http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=12547

[McBrains]

498. McKong

[Arugula Latte]

556. Welcome to DU, McBrains!

:hi:

Great job on the Kong thang! :thumbsup:

[uponit7771]

637. LOFL

[1corona4u]

500. POW....

[swishyfeet]

502. Oh No! Just figured out this animation thing...

Too much? Let me know and I'll kill it...

[yurbud]

505. that is an accurate history of how MOST of Congress has behaved the last 8 years

[1corona4u]

507. Revenge of the Mavericks..

[1corona4u]

512. McFly...

[BREMPRO]

510. Holy McTonguey! over 20,000 views!! must be a record on DU!

[graywarrior]

514. It's the only thing keeping my sanity

[polly7]

595. screech of angels

[1corona4u]

517. Michelle Bachmann--

[beac]

518. Sadly, bigot brains is a VERY small meal. McZombie is likely still quite hungry.

[Name removed]

520. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[greenmutha]

529. WTF? This does NOT belong in here! n/t

[JackBeck]

530. Yeah, I hope you alerted like I did.

[bitchkitty]

522. McSnake

[pam4water]

526. Found this one

[MarthaMyDear]

539. Sorry to ask, but could I get an Obi-wan colour light saber for this shot?

...I'm such a nerd...I'd love to see Obi-wan fighting the Emperor...! :~)

[foo_bar]

565. what's wrong with purple, was that Lando Calrissian's saber color?

Oh right, he couldn't be a Jedi in the 80s, like ewoks and women. In fact you pretty much had to be a white male to handle a laser sword in those days, although Darth Vader's skin tone remained a secret until the final scene of what would have been the trilogy (seeing how we only knew the character through the voice of James Earl Jones), so the climax of the original SW arc *major spoiler warning?* was discovering that Vader only wears black and was voiced by an African-American actor, but he's really an ugly white guy on the inside, so he's allowed to have a light saber (Samuel Jackson broke that glass ceiling but not until 2002, and I'm not sure about non-Twi'lek females). I'm not saying Lucas coded racist patriarchal messages into his films (although Jar Jar makes you wonder), but it wears less well over time, even with the CGI "historical" revisions (like "Greedo" shooting first, I guess that rhymed with "Guido" in keeping with the "spaghetti western" theme of Mos Eisley).

[yurbud]

613. that's a great one

[rhinna]

532. Frogmccain

I couldn't resist - these are all so funny, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture!

[swishyfeet]

534. Welcome to DU!

[beac]

621. Appropriately slimy, just like McCain!

Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Mother Of Four]

536. TIme Mag Cover-

[greenmutha]

538. We have another winner!

Great job! :applause:

[personon]

537. Funniest thread ever!

I joined just so I could tell you this is the funniest thread ever!! You are the best human beings and you manipulate zero's and one's in all the ways I dig!! tyvm!!

1) Can someone put all the images on one page without threads?

2) Can that same person make a vid of said images for youtube?

3) With enough movement it makes a cameo on CNN? how fn kewl would that be!!

you can do that? awesome!! make it so number 1!

[beac]

540. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

I don't have the video skills for that project, but I'll bet someone here does.

[graywarrior]

541. Welcome to DU!

[MarthaMyDear]

543. Welcome to DU!

..I'm still learning the "in's and outs", but getting there! WELCOME! /wave

[Blondiegrrl]

557. Welcome to DU! What a great idea ...

I'm going to see if I can throw together a YouTube video. I'll be sure to post a link if I get it done here in the next day or two.

[1corona4u]

544. Mcgoose...

[Kierkegaard]

545. ...

[1corona4u]

549. Mcbillboard

[JawJaw]

551. "La La Laaaa LaLa La Laaaaa"

[imax2268]

553. Here's another one...

I try to keep them somewhat clean...

[Richd506]

555. Here's Mine!

It's kind of small but you can still see it.

[Blondiegrrl]

558. KICK for the funniest thread ever!

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

560. my turn to kick this...

ZOMG --what a riot! :7

[JawJaw]

559. "Gimme My Blue Pill Back!"

[Cali_Democrat]

562. Love it!!!

:thumbsup:

[beac]

583. LOL! ( Viagra+McCain = always funny )

[OneSelf]

563. Just one more

[beac]

566. LOL!

And "Right Click, Save As..." reveals yet one more funny thing about this pic!

:applause:

[JawJaw]

575. Meanwhile...In The Oval Office.....

[pam4water]

604. It's funny but I don't get why is he drested up as the guy in Tron?

[JawJaw]

564. Boo!

[imax2268]

567. How about this one...?

[pam4water]

602. I LOL at this one!

[Andrushka]

568. McMaori?

With respect to my "cuz's" in New Zealand!

[jeff30997]

574. Bwahahahaaah!

That's a good one! :rofl:

[Snazzy]

570. A long time ago, in a galaxy McFar away...

McR2D2


McShort StormTrooper


McJabba-the-McHut

[beac]

578. Immediately forwarding these to Star Wars-loving Dems!

:bounce:

[pam4water]

601. Aren't All Dems Star Wars Lovers? ;)

[pam4water]

600. The R2D2 one is too funny.

[MarthaMyDear]

605. These are my favorites so far! Thanks for SW pix!

[trueblue2007]

627. I love the Jabba the McCainHUT picture!!!

I hope Princess Leia is a Democrat!!! Does anyone know if Carrie Fisher is a Dem?

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

571. Boi-yoi-yoi-yoing

[beac]

582. McCain's credibility going for the gold off the high dive!

[pam4water]

599. When I click on the link it says photo is currently unavailable :(

[JawJaw]

576. Bye!

[Haole Girl]

580. Thanks for starting this thread!!

:rofl:

[momdogz]

585. my dog is worried about me

because I've been laughing so hard and am getting an asthmatic reaction....:applause: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

586. Kick!

Never laughed so hard.....

[polly7]

590. Connecting with Middle America

[StrictlyRockers]

589. kick

[Dean Booth]

591. I'm a few days late...

but here's my shot at it:

http://heylookhear.com/image/mcdog

Best with sound on.

How could I have gone so long without finding this place before. Great pics!

[zulchzulu]

597. Since I'm a sick bastard, here's a couple more...

...and my most clever...

[pam4water]

598. Love the second one. It's perfrect! Is that from Bed Time for Bongo? n/t

[1corona4u]

603. The Bushie Bunch.....

[pam4water]

607. Here's the story of a guy named Chaney. Who was bring up three very crazy Neos ...

All of them were crazier than their Chaney.
The youngest one was Pearl.

Here's the Story of a man named Bushie
Who was busy with three Cons of his own.
They were four men living together.
Yet they all fained straight.

Till the one day when Dick Chaney met this Bushie
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form the Neocons.
That’s the way we all became the Neocons.

The Neocons.
That’s the Cluster Fuck that became the Neocons.

The Neocons!

[1corona4u]

608. LOL....love it....

the official soundtrack. ;-)

[pam4water]

610. Thanks, You are on a roll in this thread.

[1corona4u]

615. LOL, I love this shit...

here's another one I just did...

[RetroLounge]

609. Best Thread Evah!

:rofl:

RL

[pam4water]

614. McAlien: Thee More Images. ZOMG I can't help myself

If these were done I ready I didn't see them so:









McBubbbles

[Dean Booth]

616. Ok, One More...

McCain's sinking ship:

http://heylookhear.com/Image/mcsink

Best with sound on.

[polly7]

617. goblin war

just a couple more from me ...... you guys are all hilarious :applause:

[beac]

619. McGoblin!

:rofl:

[polly7]

618. McCain *@#$'s up SuperMovie

[beac]

620. McTongue has the mighty super power to get "licked" in this election!

[Hekate]

622. Kick. Because a Dem Donkey is laughing its ass off.

:kick:

Hekate

[trueblue2007]

623. How come this can't get stickied??? Or put in it's own category?

This made me laff again this morning. I have to go in for a COLONOSCOPY Consoltation. Didn't sleep much last night. I needed a laugh.

[pam4water]

645. There is a thread requesting it be stickied here:

Dunno if it will help to post in that thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7572971&mesg_id=7572971

[miyazaki]

630. quickie here

[Blondiegrrl]

632. YouTube music video I made of the PhotoShop challenge:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCAGvAaCJgM

I wasn't able to get all of them in, but I'm saving some for later. I might end up making a second vid of the additional footage.

[fortyfeetunder]

634. That was funny, I am glad I had no liquids nearby

I laughed the entire time!
:applause:

[Blondiegrrl]

642. Thanks!

[polly7]

635. .............. my stomach hurts

:rofl: That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time ........ you did a great job!

[Blondiegrrl]

641. Thank you!

[pam4water]

644. Great job! Did you give the video its own thread? It needs it.

I love the animation with Obama as fly and the McCain as a chameleon (I think it was... not so good with the lizard ids).

It so much more fun seeing them without having to click on an ton of links.

[MagickMuffin]

636. Here's a couple more

[sce56]

638. That one sums it up now don't it? You Betcha!

[Undercurrent]

639. Funniest thread EVER!

...


...


...oops! I think I just we my pants.

[Tinksrival]

640. .......

Ha! :rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

646. My very modest photoshop contributions

McOgre:






And McLizard:

[pam4water]

648. Kick