If Obama wins, demand that Congress immediately pass a law mandating

[EffieBlack]

that the President of the United States appear in formal attire - preferably white tie and tails - at least once a week.

Because that man looks so good in a tux that just being seen in one on a regular basis is a cost-effective, fiscally-responsible way to boost citizens' morale and enhance America's standing in the world.

[HereSince1628]

1. The R's would probably put in an amendment demanding he tap-dance in the tux

I think I'll let him pick out his own clothes, cuz 'That One' looks pretty good in everything he wears.

[EffieBlack]

2. Oh, I don't know about that

The Rs will probably be so busy trying to figure out how to restructure their entire gameplan to expand beyond the three white voters they have left, this may not be a priority for them.