Rocknrule
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:52 AM
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What does a Sarah Palin prayer sound like? |
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Been hearing about her hanging out with the fundies in CO Springs talking in not so coded language about how God is on their side in this election - as if Diebold is God or something. What do you think her *ahem* prayers sound like?
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Guy Whitey Corngood
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:53 AM
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1. I'm sure she prays to the baby Jesus, because he was so cute and all. nt |
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:57 AM
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3. So it probably sounds like the grace from Talladega Nights |
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That makes sense...especially since she gives her kids absurd names just like Will Ferrell's character did
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Guy Whitey Corngood
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Thu Oct-23-08 11:01 AM
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5. " I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive |
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ice dances of my life's journey." - Todd Palin
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:54 AM
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2. "Jesus Christ! How long is this old fart going to cling to life?" |
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Thu Oct-23-08 10:58 AM
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4. Oh Lord, whatcha doin up there today |
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I is doin yer will he on this blessed American land and I know that yer gona want me to be the one who starts that end of the world thingy.
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Thu Oct-23-08 11:02 AM
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"Oh Lord, you are so Big! Gosh, we're all really impressed down here...." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fINh4SsOyBw
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Thu Oct-23-08 11:05 AM
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7. Dear Lord, I'm not sure how many sins I've committed. |
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I'll get back to ya on that. Amen.
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Thu Oct-23-08 12:20 PM
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8. She abjures all forms of witchcraft -- including Obama's charisma. |
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She asks to either be "elected again" or "raptured into the West Wing."
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