Sorry, I don't speak stupidese - can someone interpret this Coulter article I found?

[LynneSin]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucac/ayersradicalloonwhenobamawasonly47;_ylt=Ajo8mFRmVzrpA38OyLlbZgUDW7oF

First of all, the fact that Ayers is a professor of education proves only one thing: He is dumber than any person without an education degree.

Ayers is such an imbecile, we ought to be amazed that he's teaching at a university -- even when you consider that it's an ed school -- except all former violent radicals end up teaching. Roughly 80 percent of former Weathermen are full college professors -- 99 percent if you don't include the ones killed in shoot-outs with the police or in prison -- i.e., not yet pardoned by a Democratic president.

Any other profession would have banned a person like Ayers. Universities not only accept former domestic terrorists, but also move them to the front of the line. In addition to Ayers, among those once on the FBI's most-wanted list who ended up in cushy college teaching positions are Bernardine Dohrn (Northwestern University), Mark Rudd (a junior college in New Mexico) and Angela Davis (History of Consciousness Department, University of California at Santa Cruz).

:wtf:

what the hell is she writing about. Seriously, Coulter could make Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar

[Lucky 13]

1. Fundies and ultraconservatives hate teachers.

For real. The think teachers are a lower form of life.

[ghurley]

2. Nothing to attack Obama on??? I guess

:shrug:

Why are we still talking about him?

[InternalDialogue]

3. Hm. She's off message.

She's not using "unrepentant" when she writes "Ayers." She's going to lose one of her pins for that.

[tomg]

4. She's just doing a miserable job

of channeling David "The Colleges are run by 60s Radicals" Horowitz. This particular right-wing talking point always cracks me up. The left controls the English Department at Bard and the Fine Arts program at Evergreen. The right controls the banks, the corporations, the CIA, the military, the media - oh, and the boards of Trustees of 95% of the colleges and universities. Yeah, we are a threat. Brainwash my students? I just hope I can get them to stop plagiarizing from Wikipedia. Well, gotta go and teach them how to overthrow the government by indoctrinating them in what is easily one of the most subversive, communist-inspired courses ever devised: Classics of Western Lit ( or as we refer to it around here, Dead White Guys on Parade).