The repigs should host some kind of "Obama's secret origin" writing contest.

[Curtland1015]

Everyone could come up with crazy origins for Obama, and thew winning story could be Barack Obama's supposed "real" secret origin that they leak to the press!

Here's mine: Barack Obama was born to traveling circus clowns. His real name is "Dr. Jingles", and at the age of two was accidentally shot out of a cannon during a show in Wisconsin. The baby Dr. Jingles flew so far that he ended up landing in the flower bed of his new supposed "Grandparents" in Hawaii, who claimed he was part of their family and renamed in "Barack Obama", after the latin name for the flowers he landed on.

What do you think? I think I could win!

[Bicoastal]

1. "Nobody knows who Obama's real parents are...

...he was born out of sea foam off the coast of Oahu. One morning, he rose fully-formed out of the watery depths on a giant clam, his nudity partially covered by his long flowing hair, and accompanied by handmaiden 'Nereids,' or nymphs of the sea."

[louis-t]

2. OK, putting on my creativity hat.

Barack Obama was born in Nice, France to 2 brie-eating elitists who then surrendered him to some muslins who took him to Indonesia and forced him at gunpoint to hate America.

[DearAbby]

3. I'll start....

The Planet Krypton was in peril, Jarel, Obama's father sought to save the life of his son, by placing him inside a spacecraft to launch just before the Planet Krypton explodes.

After a long journey in space, Obama spent his time learning about his heritage. The Spacecraft crash lands on a island in the south pacific. Hawaii, to be found by a couple praying for a son!

Obama grows into manhood knowing his special mission. Disguised as a mild mannered Senator, until duty calls, and he zips into a telephone both and transform into SUPER-BAMA!

[Bucky]

4. Zeus had a headache one day. No, wait--scratch that. FDR had a headache...

{insert Athena legend here}

[Curtland1015]

5. Haw!

Barack was running around inside FDR's head banging around!