Im away from DU for 3 hours and suddenly theres a chick with a B scratched on her face....

[bunnies]

will someone please tell me what the hell is going on? I cant make sense of the threads I've read. WTF???

[AspenRose]

1. Co-sign!

:popcorn:

[ShortnFiery]

2. The chick is "a young lady" and IMO, a tragic figure whose plight has little to do with Presidential

Politics. :(

[bunnies]

16. From what I've already learned... I think she needs therapy.

Poor little girl needs attention.

[ecstatic]

3. Here ya go:

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212181106.shtml

[bunnies]

8. Youve got to be kidding.

This is a frigging joke. Right?!

[SoonerPride]

4. Claims it was an Obama mugger attacker.

Whilst most people think she's a fake.

[bunnies]

14. A day old black eye would NOT look like that.

First yellow... then green... then finally black. And no swelling?! Fake. Fake. Fake.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. Hmm, your names begins with a B...where were you for those three hours?

And will anyone verify you were there. :P

[bunnies]

6. roflmao. " I cant recall "

Funny thing is... my real name begins with a B as well. :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. She claims Obama raped her in an elevator.

Downtown Tulsa was burned over the course of three days. WWI biplanes were used to bomb civilians. Historians suspect 800-2000 african americans buried in unmarked graves.

Dicks everywhere.

[bunnies]

11. You just made raspberry vodka come out my nose.

First time thats ever happened. :yourock:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. I seem to be having that effect on a lot of people today.

So far that's two glasses of water, raspberry vodka, and a tamale that have gone up people's noses.

Add to that a simple choke, and a number of rofls.

At least according to the replies to "my posts." I seem to be having a good day. Lots of material.

[bunnies]

21. I have but one thing to say to you...

Ramen. :toast: Oh and also: Aarrgh!

[Ichingcarpenter]

12. But Palin did call her and made a political talking point out of it.

How did she get her number?

[martymar64]

19. That event always creeps me out, it hits really close to home

My Great Grandfather Robert Sanford was elected sheriff of Tulsa in 1922, the year after that all happened.

[CJCRANE]

9. Joe the Plumber did it.

[book_worm]

10. And coincidentally a college republican--what are the chances?

[Nitrogenica]

13. SO she must have been aawfully still as he carved that "B".

A balanced "B" carve is hard to do when someone is struggling.

It's easier to hold still and do it to yourself in a mirror.

[H2O Man]

15. There is a national

search underway for O.J. Horton, who is believed to be the same black man who killed the white man's wife on a Boston bridge, stole the white lady's car and drown her children, and numerous other crimes. OJ Horton is on welfare and wants a redistribution of wealth in America. Lately, he has been mugging people in order to register them to vote for Barack Obama. He hates white people and girls. Be very careful if OJ Horton's brother, Bigger, tries to get you in the basement near the furnace after he drives you home from your socialist meeting where you advocated the redistribution of wealth.

[uppityperson]

17. summary. snark at end...

story broke in drudge, was picked up by msnbc, hailed by freepers as omgish.

23 yr old woman calls cops, says she was mugged at a atm, hit on back of head and had a "B" carved into her face, oddly enough done by a tall black man. Picture has been posted showing a backwards "B" scratched in cheek and what is either poorly applied makeup or an oddly blackened eye.

McCain said "omg", Palin called her to say "OMG" since, oddly, she supports them and had a McC/P sticker on her car that she said was the reason the mugger held her down and scratched, excuse me, carved, a "B" onto her face, the "B" being, I guess, for Barack rather than an "O" for Obama.

Snark. She needs mental health help. Scratch looks self inflicted "B" is backwards with the bottom part scratched a couple times. "Bruised" eye looks like racoon makeup.

Freepers have mutual orgasms chanting "omg omg omg omg".

[bunnies]

20. news at 11:00 "mugger was dyslexic"

This is a scam. Unreal. Ive had many bruises... none of them were sparkly like eye-shadow in the light. :eyes:

[Sparkly]

22. Did they try washing her face?

Looks like smudged mascara to me -- no swelling. :shrug: