DU WRITER'S CONTEST: Imagine TWO lines of dialogue taking place at McCain/Palin '08 right now.

[Bicoastal]

It can be a line of dialogue from John, Sarah, Cindy, Tahd, Rove, staffers, volunteers, Fox News affiliates, etc.

But limit it to two sentences. And try not to use language that other DU'ers would find objectionable. Other than that, you're on your own.

Ok, let's try this. I'll get the ball rolling:

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"Ok, Mooseburger...screw up an interview one more time, and so help me, I'm gonna stuff you back in your Barbie box and ship you back to the frozen tundra you came from!!

AND QUIT $%&$ING WINKING AT ME, GODDAMMIT!"

[Occam Bandage]

1. "..."

"..."
"..."
*crumples paper*
*looks at ball of paper*
"..."
"Ah, fuck it."
*tosses paper aside*
"..."

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

2. Here's my try

Sarah, we are going to have to donate those clothes to charity after the election.

Ooh, I know, how about a home for an unwed mother?

[baldguy]

3. Tahd to Cindy: "How ya doin'?"

Cindy: "Remember, a month ago the staff made it CRYSTAL CLEAR to you that you were NEVER to talk to me. EVER!"

[Curtland1015]

4. Calling women Barbie is sexist.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself. :P

[americanstranger]

5. Okay, here goes.

McCain: It's your fault I lost.

Palin: Well, you picked me, Genius.

- as

[life_long_dem]

6. You win.

[FLyellowdog]

7. My contribution...

McCain: Hell, I guess we'll just go on and vote for Obama.
Palin: Sorry, I'm not registered.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. SARAH: We ought to never ever give up, because remember the Alamo

how Texas came back at the last second and beat Vietnam.

JOHN: (vomits heroically)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. ...

:rofl: :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Okay.

GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Hey, John, look what I made! It's a macaroni necklace for Toddy. I was going to make one for you out of moose bones, but...

SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN: I hate you.

[Bicoastal]

12. Wow, that one's good enough for its own 3-panel snarky web-comic.

:thumbsup:

[Danger Mouse]

15. Haha, I can't imagine any exchange of dialogue between Palin and McCain

that doesn't end in a similar fashion.
It's enough to make him wish he had Mittens.

[rug]

11. .

Palin: Put your tongue back in, John.
McCain: That's not my tongue.

[RoadRage]

13. George Bush:

"Hey Dick, am I still the biggest idiot in the republican party?"

Cheney: "Not anymore George, at least you had enough sense to pick a VP with a decent IQ."

[truthisfreedom]

14. McCain campaign worker 1: I just updated my resume but I'm not sure if I should put this job on it.

McCain campaign worker 2: Too late, dude, I start my new job on Monday!

[Wetzelbill]

16. McCain: I'm a maverick POW and you're a maverick Moosehunter!

Palin: How can even "Real" America be saying say thanks, but no thanks to us!?!? :: wink ::

[Nevernose]

17. McCain w/ 1000 yard stare

JOHN McCAIN is gazing maniacally into the camera with the quintessential "thousand-yard stare." He is sitting to the right of GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN, an aging though not unattractive tart who is wearing very expensive, though not particularly attractive, designer clothes. PALIN is almost uncontrollably SMILING and WINKING, oblivious to the semi-demented look on McCAIN's face

PALIN:
And-too-also, John, it looks like I'm scheduled to be in Alaska on November the fourth, which is good, because I love Alaska and want ta do good by them, and I think stopping by the Wasilla elementary might be a good vote-getter, a getting-to-know-you human interest piece -- maybe Fox and Friends? But what concerns me is this: nothin's been scheduled for November the fifth, and I'd like ta keep up the momentum. And-too-also, John, I don' wanna jus' give up on Wisconsin, so maybe we could could campaign there together on the sixth of November? (Continues to babble about TODD, THE KIDS, and anonymous dead MOOSE)

McCAIN:
Says nothing, but maintains his steely-eyed glare into the camera. He SLOWLY TURNS his head to the left, exposing his hideous cancer scars to the audience, and directs his thousand-yard stare at PALIN. Her babble slowly drifts off; the last word heard is "snowmachine."

[begin_within]

18. "It's Alec Baldwin on hold. Are you here?" and "Never heard of that. It's gotta be Cindy's"

[bluedawg12]

19. It would go like this:

"Sit down and shut up we just lost."

"Hey, geez, I'm not yer wife, I'm running in 2012!.