Ok, let's have some fun...the telephone call between Sarah Palin and this Ashley Todd chick

[luvspeas]

I'll start...

Todd: Hello? Is this Fox News? Is this Matt Drudge? I love your little hat!

Palin: Nooo, this is Sarah Palin Dearie, I heard you had a little trouble with a doooomestic terrorist...

Your turn-GO!

[luvspeas]

1. come on!

Todd: ohmigawd!!!! Is it really yoooou?

Palin: You bethcha! When I heard about what happened to you, I got all grizzly-y and maverick-y and decided that I was gonna send Todd out ta find that little coo... I mean polar bear that did this ta ya and send him to that great al-kida trainin camp in the sky and let our creator kick tha livin daylights outta him.

[luvspeas]

2. fine, I'll do it all myslef

Todd: It's TODD, T-O-D-D, 2 d's like your husband!!!! OHMIGAWD! He is so hot! Can I come to Alaska and ride on a (heeeheeeheee) (airquotes) "snowmachine" with him sometime?

Palin: Weeel, I suppose after I'm crowned Vice Preeezeeedent of the United Sates of America, Todd's gonna have a lotta time on his hands. I saw your peecture, so I ges it wood be OK.

[luvspeas]

3. more

Palin: Now listin deerie, my good frend Carl roov ast me too cawl yoo too make shoore yoo have bin compeetlee honest aboot what happened to you, is that troo?

Todd: O Yes! without a doubt, an 8 foot tall black man came up to me while I was trying to take the last bit of my 401K away from fannie and freddie and when he saw that my car was RED he started to screaming IAIEEEEEE! then he pulled out a Manchete, like in Hotel Ruwanda, and carved a big old B for what I believe means, Barack oBama is Being a fake Baby jesus lover in order to make us Believe that he can Bring aBout a Better world. I think he was tryin to use some of that hypnosis on me.

[luvspeas]

4. i am a huge attention whore

Palin: OOOH Dearie, It musta been awfulll. I don no what i wooda dun in that siteeashun. probably just jumped in my car and headed to some brig ta no wear.

Todd: I know! I don't even know how I got away. I mean if this guy had really jumped me like that and then beaten me to a pulp like I said it happened, well...really...ummmm....I don't...I can't think of how I would have gotten...umm...HOW's TRIG???? He's really cute too.

[luvspeas]

6. at last

Palin: Well that's good, cuz my frend carl says he wants to put cha on tha sho that my good deer frend shawn hannity has on faux nooz. Doo ya think yore feelin up ta that?

Todd: OH MIGAWD OHMIGAWD OHMIGAWD! Do you think he'll want to take a shower with me? I've heard he is amazing with a loopha!!!!

Palin: Weeel, I kin tell ya for a fact that if ya wanna have agood time, David Broooody is the one to get in the igloo. hahahahah! anyhooo, we wood reeely appreciate it if ya cood doo us the favor of talkin about yor ordeel and use words like terrorist, Ayers and elitist media as much as ya can. Do ya think ya can do that for us?

Todd: Oh for sure. I've been practicing.

Palin: Carl told me ta tell ya to try not to use words like Black, Racist, and economy, if ya can.

Todd: are you sure? I'm really good at putting those words into everyday conversation.

Palin: Carl?...Ya, we're shoor.

[Stardust]

7. LOL! You're good! K&R

[graywarrior]

11. LOL!

:rofl:

You belong here.

[helderheid]

5. Welcome to DU! K&R

:rofl:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

8. ROFLMAO!! Welcome to DU. I predict you will fit in well here.

:hi:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

9. Kickin' because this newcomer is worthy of it!

[Psyop Samurai]

10. agreed... so far, I'm luvin' me some luvspeas!... /nt

[grantcart]

12. .

Palin: What you need is a little shopping and you will feel all better - you betcha.