Make Your Best Limerick Or Haiku About The "B" Girl

[DemocratSinceBirth]

McCain Volunteer

Conceives anti Obama hoax

Any black man will do

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

1. I'll have a go at the limerick...

'Twas once an unsavory freak
Who did scratch a great "B" in her cheek.
Like that show with the gong
She'd got it all wrong
And is paddle without, up shit creek.

[chaplainM]

2. Ghosts of campaigns past

When Republicans' plans are abortin'
A dusted off tactic they're sportin'
Unearthing a Todd
Producing a fraud
It's a remake of old Willie Horton

[Neshanic]

3. Mine...

No memory now

Mirror space confuses me

No Burger King job

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. LOL

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[mac56]

5. mine

There was a young woman named Todd
Who reported an assault on her bod.
She got some attention
But neglected to mention
It was just a Republican fraud.

[Loge23]

6. You guys are good!

Here's my fractured fairytale. Mine, not so much.

There once was a girl named Ashley
Who cried out “attack” unabashedly
In a mirror she scratched out a “B”
But it was backwards as everyone could see
For Halloween Ashley's face will be ghastly.

[PermanentRevolution]

7. My haiku...

Scratchy, scratchy, scratch
Scary black man cut my face
Oh, wait, it was me.