***** Forkboy Appreciation Thread *****

[FlyingSquirrel]

Seriously. I think it's about time that this DU'er gets his props.

Whenever there's a thread that's due to be locked, Forkboy is there.

Whenever there's a thread that has been started by a troll, Forkboy is bound to be right there.

Whenever you see ANY thread that has a flame next to it... yep. Forkboy's there!

And he never changes his signature line.

Those of us who grew up on Dig-Dug appreciate it. Really.

(DIE, FYGAR!!!!!!!!!!)

So let's hear it for FORKBOY!!!

:wtf: :silly: :freak: :freak: :argh: :spank: :beer: :hi: :dem: :hug: :pals: :yourock: :woohoo: :applause: :rofl: :shrug: :crazy: :smoke:

[Unsane]

1. wtf-ever, dude. where's mine?

I make GREAT threads.

[FlyingSquirrel]

4. Yes, you do. (But Forkboy doesn't. He just appears in them!)

:7

[H2O Man]

2. I agree

100%!

Nominated.

[Forkboy]

15. Thanks.

Maybe someday I'll actually contribute something worthwhile to DU like you do daily.

Just don't hold your breath waiting. ;)

[terrya]

3. I like Forkboy very much. A great DU'er.

:yourock:, Forkboy.

[Forkboy]

17. That feeling is very much a mutual thing.

:yourock:

[arcadian]

5. This thread is far too crawly bum-lick.

Darling fascist Forkboy, you're a complete bastard and we all hate you.

[Forkboy]

11. LMFAO!!!!!

May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman.

[Guava Jelly]

6. I dunno...

He's kind of a jerk..:hide: :sarcasm:

He He..I kid.
Props to Forkboy he is one hell of a nice guy.

[Forkboy]

18. Suck up.

:P

Thanks, man. Someday I may be as nice as you are, but not if I keep hanging around in GD-P. :D

[Lerkfish]

7. my guess is Forkboy of all people would view this thread cynically.

:)

[Forkboy]

12. .....

:D

[FlyingSquirrel]

79. Hehehe I kinda figured the same thing!

:) But it's cool to have your own thread one way or another! Even if the guy who started it was drunk at the time...

:beer:

[NYC_SKP]

8. I'm in...

The avatar, I love the avatar. And the pithiness, high pithiness quotient.

:kick:

[Forkboy]

19. A lot of people don't even know what the avatar is.

It's like they grew up in caves or something. :)

[NYC_SKP]

28. It baffled me for the longest time...

It reminded me of a cartoon, I thought it came from an old Warner Bros. cartoon where a character was having a nightmare or being haunted by ghouls.

But it's just Godzilla, misunderstood but benevolent, quite a likable character once you get to know him!

Very appropriate, IMHO!

:toast:

[WillyT]

24. Oh... He's Constantly Pithing Us Off !!!

:evilgrin:

Yo Forkboy!!!

:yourock:

[Forkboy]

29. Heh...good one!

:rofl:

[AllieB]

9. And he's funny!

read his Sport forum comments-they're hilarious.

[Forkboy]

20. There's a lot of material to work with down there.

:D

[Guava Jelly]

10. .

:kick:

[Forkboy]

22. Dude, you're supposed to be praising my awesomeness.

What's this dot and donkey crap?

:yoiks:

[Guava Jelly]

99. dot and donkey

:kick: + . =
:rofl:I kid, I kid.

[Forkboy]

100. That picture almost makes me sad.

Poor little ass. :(

Went to the well one too many times. :silly:

[The Doctor.]

13. Hear Here!

Or is it 'Here Hear'?

Well, I know it's here and I hear it, and you heard it here.

Go Forkboy!

[Forkboy]

21. They both work for me.

:)

[Forkboy]

14. Well, this is a nice thing to see first thing in the morning.

But I'm afraid that this is just proof that being an ass gets you ahead in life. I'm not sure this is something we should be reinforcing in me. ;)

Seriously, thanks for the props. I appreciate it. :pals:

[lonestarnot]

16. Woohoo Forkboy!

I love forks! :hug:

[Forkboy]

31. Good thing I didn't call myself Knifeboy.

Saying "I love knives" might get you a visit from Agent Mike. :)

[lonestarnot]

38. LOL!

"Watch 'em." :)

[Binka]

27. Ah My Darling Shit Head

The rest is history......:loveya:

[Forkboy]

30. Sweet talker.

:loveya:

:)

[FlyingSquirrel]

80. Well don't get a big head or nothin'

:7 Glad to see a lot of people responded, has anybody done an appreciation thread for ya before?

[mitchum]

23. One of my all time favorite Duers

a man of wit and taste

[Forkboy]

32. Taste? You clearly have me confused with someone else.

:silly:

:toast:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Forkboy: Never Have I Argued With Someone So Often Yet Respected Them So Much.

He's the adversary I respect the most out of all my DU adversaries. One day may I find myself in a position to buy him a beer.

:toast:

[Forkboy]

34. I stopped drinking months ago.

But I'll never turn down a little bit of the Holy Chalice *hint hint*.



:toast: back atcha.

[DevonRex]

26. I just love Forkboy. Sometimes I wait until I see how Forkboy

reacts to an OP before I say anything. I can be gullible. But if Forkboy calls BS he's always right.

[Forkboy]

33. Careful. Following my lead will get you in trouble sooner or later.

Even my friends know not to do that. ;)

Thanks for the kind words. :hug:

[DevonRex]

36. Heh heh. A little trouble never hurt anybody. It's who you get in

trouble with that matters.

:hug:

[Forkboy]

37. I like the cut of your jib!

:D

[buddhamama]

35. whatever. forkboy is a soul sucking jerk...

:D

i love you, Juan. :loveya: :hi: :hug: :yourock: :loveya:

[Forkboy]

48. hehehe

You're just lucky you called me as I was reading this, or I would have had to unleash my wrath upon you.

Which would have consisted of me saying, "But, baby..". :)

I love you, too!!!!!!! :loveya: x100! :hug:

[rosesaylavee]

39. K & R

And he's a great artist too!

[Forkboy]

51. Well thank you kindly.

How is your husband's sculpture doing? Any luck with the website and stuff?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

40. I really don't care for him and his "sarcasm".

:sarcasm: :evilgrin:

[Forkboy]

52. LOL

:thumbsup:

:)

[ronnykmarshall]

41. The greatest supporter of the Godzilla movement!

[Forkboy]

54. Damn straight!!!!

One day this will be Godzilla Nation. :)

:hi:

:loveya:

[asdjrocky]

42. Who is Forkboy?

Do we really know? There is no doubt he has associations with well known and dangerous far left liberals on an underground site that claims to have connections with democracy.

Can we risk endorsing Forkboy? Can America?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

43. “Forkboy is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”nt

[asdjrocky]

47. Fair enough, I'm good.

[Forkboy]

55. What he said.

:hide:

[EFerrari]

70. "And he's tasty, too!"

[Forkboy]

95. "Oh Lucy...you got some 'splainin' to do!"

:hi: :loveya:

[cliffordu]

44. Well......OK.......I can go there.....YAY forkboy!!

[Forkboy]

57. Dragged kicking and screaming...

;)

:hi:

[cliffordu]

63. Broke a nail, dammit....

:hi:

[grantcart]

45. absolutely ---- have fork will travel

and nice of you to raise forkboy up FS

[Forkboy]

58. Hmmm...that should be my motto!

:)

[opiate69]

46. Forkboy rocks! But of course, he's a Boston Bruins fan, so that goes without saying.

:toast: :pals: :headbang: :yourock:

[Forkboy]

59. Hells yeah!

[The Magistrate]

49. Three Cheers For Mr. Forkboy Here, Sir!

A splendid ornament to our forum, not just for the reasons you state, but because he is one of the most wickedly witty fellows to be found around the place....

[Forkboy]

62. Thank you, my friend.

Your words are very much appreciated, and the feeling is most certainly a mutual one. :toast:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

50. Yay, Forkboy!

:toast:

[Forkboy]

64. Thanks.

I enjoy your posts a lot. You dismantled one poor fool last week, and it was a thing of beauty. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

76. LOL, that was fun.

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

53. Forkboy is one of my favorite du'ers ever. Cheers Forkboy!

:toast: :loveya:

[Forkboy]

66. Aww, thanks.

You're pretty damn awesome yourself. :loveya: :hug:

[JeffR]

56. Forkboy is the forkiest.

:applause:

[Forkboy]

67. I should have called myself Sexboy.

Then I'd be the sexiest, something I'm not even close to right now. :)

[mvd]

60. Here's to Forkboy!

:toast:

A very respectful and well-reasoned DUer that I love talking both politics and music with.

[Forkboy]

68. Cheers to you, my fellow musical traveler.

Not so sure about that respectful part, but I'll take it. ;)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

61. Forkboy

has been one of my favorites for quite a while. Always a twist of humor.. I love his little sig line dude.

Happy Sunday Forkboy!

[Forkboy]

69. Happy Sunday back at ya!

Everyone loves the sig picture. I removed it twice and got complaints both times from quite a few people, so I guess I'm stuck with it now. :)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

78. I am watching

my Chargers play the Saints in London... 10 to 16, Saints....

Everything will be better if the Chargers can pull ahead. :)


L.T. is such a nice guy - Their practice field is close to my house and I see the players at the local grocery store on a regular basis.

Damn... Late hit on Breese... I hate that.

[JitterbugPerfume]

65. Forkboy know

that I love him!:hi: :loveya:

[Forkboy]

71. I sure do.

And I love you right back. And I wish you'd post more, too. :spank:

:loveya:

:hi:

[Ichingcarpenter]

72. The Fork sticks it to the trolls through joyful wit and sardonic humor

He always delivers something which I enjoy reading.

[Forkboy]

91. The trolls make it easy.

Especially the last couple of months. I think they've given up even trying to troll good. :D

:toast:

[jpgray]

73. Forkboy rules!

[Forkboy]

90. Thanks. Coming from someone who actually is fucking hilarious, that means a lot.

:toast:

[Kurovski]

74. I loves him!

I think the first days he arrived here at DU he called in to Randi rhodes and got on the air But don't quote me, I hardly remember shit anymore.

Go Forkboy!!! :bounce:

[Forkboy]

89. Nope, that wasn't me.

I'm not even sure Randi was on the air when I got here in 2001?

But, you can still love me anyways. ;)

:toast:

[a la izquierda]

75. I like your godzilla. Reminds me of a Simpsons episode.

"Uh, we're experiencing a bit of Godzilla-related turbulence."

[Forkboy]

88. LOL...I remember that episode.

Sounds like a tough flight. :)

[JimGinPA]

77. I Enjoy Seeing The Little Godzilla Stomp The Under-Bridge Dwellers Too

:rofl:

K&R

[Forkboy]

87. People only like me for my sig.

;)

:hi:

[mzmolly]

81. Happy to show my appreciation

for our beloved Forkboy! :toast:

[Forkboy]

86. ....

:loveya: :hug: :hi:

[dgibby]

82. Forkboy makes the best pizza on DU!

And he takes no Troll prisoners! Yea, Forkboy!:bounce: :bounce:

[Forkboy]

85. Oddly enough, I'm eating a slice of pizza as I read this.

:D

[GreenPartyVoter]

83. *hugs for FB*

[Forkboy]

84. And hugs back to you!

:hug:

[blogslut]

92. I dig him

:)

[Forkboy]

96. It's good to be dug.

Or something like that. :silly:

:hi:

[tishaLA]

93. me gusta el nino de tenedor

funny and smart. what more can you ask for?

[Forkboy]

97. Being rich?

Ah well, two out three ain't bad. ;)

[BigBearJohn]

94. aw shucks... Happy Birthday

[Forkboy]

98. Not my birthday yet. I got three more weeks.

Let me enjoy year 40 all the way through. :D

:hi: