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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:12 PM
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shrub used cocaine AFTER he found jesus
shrub repeatedly has told the story of how he found jesus and swore off drink at the age of 40. he turned 40 in 1986, during reagan's second term.

according to kitty kelly, shrub did coke while poppy was president. this means he was at least 42 years old.

my point is not that he's a liar, although he is.
my point is not that he's got a coke-addled brain, although he does.
my point is not that he might still be using, although he might.
my point is not that we can't believe his claim to not drink, although we can't.

my point is that he has betrayed the christian community and claimed to be clean when he was high, a role model when he was a drug addict, and a good christian man when he was, in fact, no such thing.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:14 PM
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1. This won't be a problem.
Edited on Tue Sep-07-04 10:14 PM by ocelot
Jesus told him a little blow would be OK; it would heighten his spirituality.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:14 PM
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2. Yes, this will shred that story that once bush
found Jesus he was saved!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:15 PM
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3. Jesus told him to do it
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PurityOfEssence Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:52 PM
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19. Jesus gave him an eight-ball
Good flake for a total flake.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:15 PM
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4. Bush is NOT a Christian. He poses as a Christian for the votes.
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:23 PM
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6. Oh, that that were true. Sadly, * displays the same disgusting traits
Edited on Tue Sep-07-04 10:24 PM by stopbush
of many, many Xtians that I know.

Deists I can take. Xtains are another matter...
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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:19 PM
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17. There are Christians .. and then there are FUNDIES. Big difference.
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 08:55 AM
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29. Do Christians regularly blow off weekly service?
regaring the cocaine use- how the hell could anyone prove this? It's a non-story based on heresay.
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:20 PM
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5. "Little did I know when I found Jeebus that he would allow Satan
to further tempt me into more cocaine abuse. The Lord works in mysterious ways...even though I backslid, I became an even stronger Xtian thru the process. Praise Jeebus!" - bush the a-hole
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MajorFlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:23 PM
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7. But he used mescaline before he found Jesus. RIGHT before.
n/t
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:24 PM
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8. Maybe he found Jesus through the coke (cocaine psychosis)
Cocaine psychosis is a horrible condition that results from frequent abuse. Symptoms include overagressiveness, irritability, paranoia, attention-deficit, and, in its more extreme forms, hallucinations regarding sight, smell, and sound. Maybe Bush actually does believe he hears the voice of Jesus in his head. I know he thinks rainbows communicate with him (the rainbow speech in Romania).
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:24 PM
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9. He probably found Jesus as he was snorting coke!
Cokeheaded idiot.
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:25 PM
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10. he actually meant Jesus, the mexican coke dealer.
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:35 PM
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11. lol! If only he had used the Hispanic pronuciation
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:38 PM
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12. rotfl
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bitchkitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 08:50 AM
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28. hahaha! n/t
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CornField Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 10:38 PM
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13. They forgave whoring Swaggert... they'll forgive this too.
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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 07:32 AM
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25. No, Swaggart never regained the same popularity he had before
and, while there will be some deluded dumbasses that will believe in Bush right or wrong, this WILL erode his support.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:07 PM
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14. Maybe you mean Bush found (more) cocaine after he used Jesus.
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:16 PM
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16. Touche.

:7
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AmerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:10 PM
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15. shrub's love for Jesus is a farce!
it's all part of the script!
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bagnana Donating Member (858 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-07-04 11:42 PM
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18. Even 40 is pretty amazing.
A drunk and cokehead at 40, and President of the United States 14 years later. It amazes me that out of all of the whip smart, upstanding Republicans in this country, this awol drunkard coke snorting C-student loser was the one anointed to carry their banner. How can they stand him?
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:10 AM
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20. Youthful indiscretions - AT 40 ! Good grief.
That kind of crap drives me buggy. Youthful mistakes made after age 25 aren't youthful mistakes, IMO.
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tomfodw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 07:28 AM
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24. He's what's known as the Dummy
No ideas of his own but can pretend to really care about whatever he's ordered to sound like he cares about.

He's a front man for an unusual coalition of fundies, corpocrats and international crusaders. He's all things to all people, a smirking cipher with an oleaginously sincere voice.

It's bullshit to diagnose from a distance, but I wouldn't be surprised if Bush is what the shrinks call a borderline personality, someone whose grip on reality is tenuous but who is not truly psychotic or dissociated. He can fake sincerity because he genuinely has no affect, no real self. He honestly believes whatever it is he's saying at the moment he says it, and he can't be made to feel guilty because he has no conscience. He also can't be made to feel embarrassed about anything. When he says something horrible about others and it hurts them and they get angry at him, he honestly does not know what he did wrong or that he even did anything wrong. It's all a game to him, but he can pretend that it - and he - are deadly serious.
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 07:38 AM
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26. Your "borderline" assessment makes a lot of sense to me -- nt
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DeepModem Mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 06:57 AM
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21. kick
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BleedingHeartPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 07:06 AM
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22. IF this guy's last name wasn't Bush...he'd be wasting away his life
in some low rent studio apt, working just enough to support his latest addiction, divorced, estranged from friends and family. It's not What you know...MKJ
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 07:22 AM
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23. This COULD Be A Problem
While I agree that the real kool-aid drinkers would look the other way if this goon was a pedophile, there are some that this story could really get them wondering.

Drinking is one many still overlook (the friendly drunk = guy you'd like to have a beer with) alcohol, but blow is another deal. Demon Rum is legal while cocaine isn't. Weakness to alcohol can be lonliness or shyness...coke use is total disrepect for authority & the law...you know it's illegal when you do it.

Add this story to the new revelations of Bunnypant's lying about his military history and a clear pattern of pathological lying is becoming too obvious to the most naive...including funides. While many will shrug this off as Democrat dirty tricks (facts be damned) but there will be a segment that will find all these stories just too much smoke...and they won't be able to hold their nose...either voting for Kerry or just staying home.
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cthrumatrix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 08:35 AM
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27. this should help the church drives...NOT
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