Whoa. Look at McFailin's schedule for November 3rd:

[cali]

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Tampa, FL Please join Senator John McCain for a Road to Victory Rally in Tampa, FL on Monday November 3rd. Doors open at 6:00 a.m.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Jefferson City, MO Please join Governor Sarah Palin for a Road to Victory Rally in Jefferson City, MO on Monday November 3rd. Doors open at 8:00 a.m.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Dubuque, IA Please join Governor Sarah Palin for a Road to Victory Rally in Dubuque, IA on Monday November 3rd.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Indianapolis, IN Please join Senator John McCain for a Road to Victory Rally in Indianapolis, IN on Monday November 3rd. Doors open at 2:00 p.m.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Roswell, NM Please join Senator John McCain for a Road to Victory Rally in Roswell, NM on Monday November 3rd. Doors open at 3:00 p.m.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Henderson, NV Please join Senator John McCain for a Road to Victory Rally in Henderson, NV on Monday November 3rd. Doors open at 4:00 p.m.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Reno, NV Please join Governor Sarah Palin for a Road to Victory Rally in Reno, NV on Monday November 3rd.

11/03/2008 Road to Victory Rally: Monday November 3rd in Elko, NV Please join Governor Sarah Palin for a Road to Victory Rally Elko, NV on Monday November 3rd.


How is this even possible? McCain will be in FL, IN, NM and NV- and he's appearing in Roswell NM at 3:00 and Henderson, NV at 4:00. That NM appearance is going to be mighty short.

[lolamio]

1. He must be doing some of these rallies at airports. It doesn't seem feasible otherwise. n/t

[hisownpetard]

2. It's no coincidence that McCain is going to be in Roswell the day before the election.

I think the Mothership is going to be waiting for him...

[rucky]

3. Classic case of self-emulation

I knew this would happen to his campaign.

[cameozalaznick]

11. Do you mean immolation? nt

[rucky]

15. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4345460

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. He will collapse from exhaustion

[krawhitham]

18. Hope so

If he does we win all 50 states

[tekisui]

5. Jeez. For the longest time he would only do one event a day.

This campaign is gonna kill him.

How many of those events do you think will get canceled?

[Heather MC]

7. I hear they replaced his seat on the bus with an oxygen Chamber they're renting from Michael Jackson

[SuperTrouper]

8. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[No Elephants]

16. And he wouldn't do weekends. Supposedly, his staff insisted.

[SuperTrouper]

6. You forgot to post the last stop!!

11/03/2008 Road to Hospital Rally: Monday November 3rd in Tucson, AZ Please join Governor Sarah Palin for a Road to Hospital Rally on Monday November 3rd to visit ailing Senator John McCain at University of Arizona University Hospital, room 666

[Honeycombe8]

14. Last stop: Straight Talk Express Toxic Waste Dump. nt

[Waiting For Everyman]

9. I heard that last night... I don't see how he's going to do all that.

Even if he does, it says "desperate".

[onager]

10. Roswell, NM?

Homage to his OTHER alien overlords? (Besides the Bush family.)

Will Palin's shell-facade crack open as she swallows a cat whole?

[H2O Man]

12. Easily explained:

Senator McCain's elderly mother has had a hair cut and now wears a suit. She substitutes for McCain in 50% of his public events, and republicans are unable to tell the difference.

[nxylas]

13. "And now, joining us via satellite...."

It's the only way I can see that being possible, unless the McCain campaign has developed teleportation technology. Maybe that's the reason for the Roswell visit?

[Honeycombe8]

17. McSame is going to 4 states via private jet. Failin is goin' to 3 states.

Tough schedule, but doable.

[Hokie]

19. All states FKA "Red States"

So they have given up on OH, PA, and CO? Great news.

[Quixote1818]

20. How can he get from Indianapolis to Roswell in just one hour?

This makes absolutely no sense. Is he going to be flying super-sonic?

Well, I guess he does gain an hour going west, but it's at least a two hour flight or more.