Why Is Sarah Palin Crying?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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[SuperTrouper]

1. She needs a tanning bed. Her Prozac levels are low!

She sees that she is going down in flames like Medusa

[Cirque du So-What]

2. In what context, Churrlie?

Pulling out all the stops, I assume.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

3. Her Eyes Were Tearing Up Toward The End Of Her Speech

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[SuperTrouper]

7. She knows that they are waiting for her in Alaska. No more Neimann Marcus

and problems with Bristol, Crack Palin in Iraq, and no more nannies for Piper and Trig. And ted Stevens convicted. Bad things in Alaska and Sarah knows it.

[1Hippiechick]

12. Was that right after she bombed with "What are we supposed to do? Have a BAKE SALE?" Coulda hearda

pin drop in that audience. Silent killer.

Don't know where she was speaking, but I walked throught the room just in time to hear her deliver that bomb.

[liberalmuse]

6. Is she trying to imitate Hillary?

When Hillary cried, she won New Hampshire. I'm not saying anything bad about Hillary--I love her. But Palin is a different story. It's a ploy, folks!

[afridemo]

16. Exactly what I was thinking.- n/t

[stillcool]

26. I read something about..

her trying that. Sounds like, as so many other things, she didn't pull it off.

[avaistheone1]

4. All her propaganda isn't working very well... or perhaps instead her water broke.

[Tinksrival]

11. Ha! That's a DUzy!

"Perhaps her water broke"

..................:rofl:..................

[mmonk]

20. Is she on a plane now?

[crazy_vanilla]

5. she knows the end is near

and she'd like to claw on to her 15 minutes of fame much longer

[Morning Dew]

8. She realized that she referred toLakewood as Lakeland about 4 times?

nm

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. Not A Big Lakeland Fan

I'm in Orlando...

[EconomicLiberal]

10. She must have seen the latest internals.

[rucky]

13. Studs Terkel.

[Julius Civitatus]

14. She's been told she has to RETURN ALL THE FANCY CLOTHES

she got for $150,000, or give them to charity.

[Joe the Revelator]

15. Remember Hillary in New Hampshire....McCain's stolen the entire playbook.

[Sidney J Mussburger]

17. It's been so long since her last aerial wolf hunt

and she just let her emotions get the best of her. That or the ending of Old Yeller just popped in her head. :cry:

[Omnibus]

28. Are you kidding? She CHEERED at the end of Old Yeller.

Also when Bambi's mom died.

Dat's some empathy dere, youbetcha!

[DainBramaged]

18. She has to return the clothes Wednesday?

[MattP]

19. Why did she say Bill Nelson said the middle class is 120,000 Richardson wouldn't play in Fla.?

She lies about small things, she lies about big things.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

21. Oh, women get all emotional and stuff when they're pregnant

[DemocratSinceBirth]

24. I Don't Think She's Pregnant

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[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

27. She's always pregnant

Non-pregnancy is murder. It kills the egg that is discharged during menstruation. Every time a woman gets her monthlies she kills a potential baby. Are you calling Sarah Palin a babykiller?

[acmavm]

22. What are you all talking about?

[progressivebydesign]

23. Because we just don't love America enough. It pains her... n/t

[cliffordu]

25. It's almost midnight and the carriage is going to turn back into a pumpkin,

The charming Prince - John - is going to revert to the troll he really is.......

[Omnibus]

30. She saw her latest AK approval ratings.

Once someone explained the math to her she realized she's no longer the most popular governor in the US.

[SweetieD]

29. The campaign probably briefed her on their latest internals.

[foxfeet]

31. She finally realized she's one tube of eyeliner away from Amy Winehouse..

[TankLV]

32. I really don't fucking care...