Say something "nice" about Palin

[Rocknrule]

and by "nice" I mean "with extreme :sarcasm:"

I'll start:

She's a champion of rapists' rights
She's about the only thing that can give Republican men hard-ons besides the first half hour of Saving Private Ryan

[Gman]

1. It's nice that she'll just another wingnut on Wednesday

[Bicoastal]

2. Sarah Palin is really pretty...

...awful.

[SuperTrouper]

3. She is an expert foreign policy guru

:sarcasm:

[Jack Rabbit]

4. If she wins, she'll be the best Vice President ever to finish as runner up in a beauty pageant

Not to mention the best one ever to come from Alaska.

[rucky]

5. She doesn't blink much when she's lying...

unlike her running mate.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. It sure will be NICE when we never have to hear her grating voice again.

[progressiveforever]

7. She has command of proper English (sarcasm or just a lie?)

[Speck Tater]

8. From a distance, she's almost kinda cute.

From a distance. With her mouth closed. Just saying.

[El Fuego]

14. And when she's really Tina Fey.

[El Fuego]

9. She gives the wolves a sporting chance by having them shot from helicopters.

I don't know, maybe when they hear the helicopters, they can hide or something. :shrug:

[azmouse]

10. Alaska is cold and so is she.

[TooRaLoo]

11. She's got a little MAVERICK in her.

Unfortunately, it's all in her left eye.

[asdjrocky]

12. no

[Vektor]

13. She could almost pass for attractive with the right amount of beer and visual impairment.

Or not. :shrug:

[LEW]

15. Goodbye

[camera obscura]

16. She didn't waste any time destroying her career

just think, she might have been able to fool a few people if she'd waited until she could actually form a sentence about foreign policy.

[cali]

17. Sarah Who?

[youthere]

18. More Republicans masturbate to her photo than Jack Bauer's from "24"...

and almost as many as Ronald Reagan.

[dkofos]

19. I will forget about her on 11/05/08.

[lady raven]

20. She's a hands on parent

:sarcasm:

[KayLaw]

21. She makes me feel good about myself.

Compared to her I'm a genius who could easily win the Mother of the Year award. She makes all the Freepers seem brilliant by comparison.

[FLyellowdog]

22. She does a great job

at twisting minds and warping values.

[El Fuego]

23. She made me laugh. After 8 years of republican HELL, she made me laugh.

I hope she runs in 2012!!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. She's prettier than Eva Braun?

[Hepburn]

25. She doesn't sweat much for...

...a fucking bitch.

:hi:

[Overseas]

26. She works those stilettos and winks very well.

Designed to enchant right wing and fundie boys and they do just that.

[Bubbha Jo]

27. She now has nice clothes. ; ) n/t

[DaveinMD]

28. she is great

at providing material for Saturday Night Live.

[crossroads]

29. She has done wonders to persuade people to vote Democratic this election!

[NoPasaran]

30. Her mooseburgers are to die for

[pnwmom]

31. Podiatrists love her and sellers of designer eyeglasses everywhere. n/t

[JimWis]

32. She's extremely good at lying with a straight face.

[Patient]

33. It's nice that I won't have to see the hatemonger again!

nt

[RBInMaine]

34. She should definitely run for Prez in 2012. So

we can win ANOTHER landslide !

[BoneDaddy]

35. She has a great Mave"rack"

[BlooInBloo]

36. She has nice legs.

[juno jones]

37. To quote Weebl and Bob

W: She got boobies and everything.
B: Boobies, you say?
W: Some people like to call them 'funbags'.
B: ooh, I like fun.

Very funny clip. Personally I'm voting for Hopey Mc Change-pants:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/Satire