DUers, when is it finally time for us to reveal to the world that we are all socialist, muslim,

[Happyhippychick]

terrorist-loving, country-hating, pot-smoking, anti-American, atheistic, homosexual communists?

Should we do it on Tuesday night or wait until Wednesday? Just wondering...

[FemaleDemfromMass]

1. Wait

til Wednesday. :rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

2. I say Wednesday. Let Barack have the spotlight on Tuesday night.

Then we'll reveal our true plans for America.

Peace and prosperity. But DON'T tell anyone!

[NightWatcher]

3. shhh dont tell them yet. I've still got to get my ass-less leather pants from the cleaners

[Happyhippychick]

5. Uhhh...

:rofl:

"assless leather pants"

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

10. LOL!

[patrice]

4. You left out baby-killers.

[cynatnite]

6. I just want to know when we can start indoctrinating the kids. n/t

[DevonRex]

8. See below. :)

[DevonRex]

7. Bright and early Wednesday, we announce our homosexual agenda,

which is to make everyone gay in order to depopulate the world in preparation for the alien takeover of the planet. So much easier for the aliens to conquer the world if the human population dwindles, doncha know.

[avaistheone1]

14. Ssssh...

Yeah. Let's wait til Wednesday and surprise them with that. OK?

[DevonRex]

19. OK. But no more procreation after Wednesday at noon, tops. nt

[abumbyanyothername]

25. Uh . . . does that allow us who have been "fixed"

to carry on in faux breeding style?

[DevonRex]

27. No. We must set a good example for all the Rwingers. Cameras in

every bedroom. Heh heh. That's what they've always wanted anyway, isn't it? Just with a little twist. :)

[avaistheone1]

15. Ssssh...

Yeah. Let's wait til Wednesday and surprise them with that. OK?

[avaistheone1]

16. Ssssh...

Yeah. Let's wait til Wednesday and surprise them with that. K?

[Maat]

9. I'm an Arugula-eating, latte-drinking Californian!

I plan to spread these practices everywhere (it's organic Arugula).

[Arugula Latte]

30. Hi there, Maat...I'm an Argula-eating, latte-drinking former Californian atheist

And I've lived in Berkeley, San Francisco, Cambridge, Mass., and now Portland.

I will join your movement. :)

[Maat]

38. To arugula - a tasty leaf, I might add!

(I don't know why my wingnut relatives focus on it anyway!)

And, thanks!

:toast:

[TheDonkey]

11. When do we spread "the gay" to the heartlands? I've been stocking up on it for this day!

[DevonRex]

21. Shh. See above.

[MikeE]

26. You can fly me out there Wednesday morning

I'll try to spread as much gay as I can, but I will only spread it to the cute ones :-)

[DevonRex]

28. You have to start with the really cute, really RW wackos. Pity Glen Beck

isn't cute. He'd be a prime one, eh?

[SmileyRose]

36. I can't go on Weds - I've already partying about my upcoming triple abortion.

Afterwards we are going to go celebrate the murder of some babies at Applebee's.

[TheDonkey]

39. omg

You are too bad :rofl:

[SmileyRose]

40. :)

:)

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Right after the election is called for our glorious emperor and messiah Barack Hussein Osama Lenin!

Then after that, I'm gonna go burn some bibles and have gay sex on the White House lawn.

[Wapsie B]

13. Let's wait til Wednesday.

Turn control of the U.S. over to the U.N. check
Imprison the fundamentalist christans. check
Convert those who remain to Islam. check
Confiscate the guns. check

[Median Democrat]

17. Shoot, Maybe I Will Consider Voting for McCain, If What You Say Is True

Scary some of the things that are posted on DU.

[stuntcat]

18. I'm too atheist to be Muslim though!

Also I hate lots of countries equally :headbang: I'm with ya though, especially the homosexual communists! Tell me where the party is and I'm there.

[Arugula Latte]

31. Maybe you can just be a Muslin, then.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

34. yes we are all Terriers and Muslins

[JohnMcCant2008]

20. Let them find out on their way to Re-education Camp - World's. Greatest. Punk. Ever.

[cliffordu]

22. Really -- "free playoff tickets..."

[JohnMcCant2008]

23. "Free Shuttle Transport To McCain Victory Rally" baaawaaaaahaahaaaaa......

[grantcart]

32. you promised me a pony

[cliffordu]

42. We were running the Donner Party polling algorithm

Had to eat the pony and two of the pollsters. Sorry.

[Guava Jelly]

24. Shhhh

IxNay on the ansPlay..Or we will screw up our chance in turning the freeper children in to gay,Chinese speaking,French loving,commie,baby killers if you let them on to our top secret plans.. Bwa HA HA HA! :evilgrin:

[secondwind]

29. uh, you left out anti-fundamentalist, pro-gay rights/marriage,

anti-racists, pro-peace, etc. and on and on and on!


:patriot:

[stuntcat]

33. and what about the vegetarians :)

time for The Flaky Vegetarian Takeover :headbang:

[Happyhippychick]

41. God NO! Not the vegetarians!!!!!

(I'm a vegetarian)

[stuntcat]

43. lol.. not THAT

:thumbsup: :hi:

[codjh9]

35. Hah! Be sure to add 'radical extremist environmentalist', 'baby killers', 'wine-sipping',

latte-drinking, book-reading, dirty-dancing...

[Jed Dilligan]

37. I'm looking forward to my new position

as head of the Bureau of Gun-Grabbing and Turning Kids Gay (GGTKG).

[Frank Booth]

44. I say we wait until our Dear Leader has appointed Bill Ayers Secretary of Education

and ACORN Secretary of State.